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ONION: Slashed Ticket Prices Allow Lesser Nobility To Attend Yankees Games

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NEW YORK—Dukes, barons, viscounts, and earls are applauding the Yankees' recent decision to cut prices on dugout and foul-line field-level seats in half, from as much as $2,500 per game down to an amount the minor houses consider far more reasonable

 

I'd like to know, with this economy, are the Yankees really that oblivious?  OK, kind of a rhetorical question there.  We all know the answer is a resounding "hell yes"

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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