Day Off Photoshop Contest - Vote Now
It's time to show off your creativity and photoshopping skills! Below (after the jump) is a photo of everyone's favorite over-priced outfielder, Gary Matthews, Jr. The object of this contest is to create your own version of this photo, and if your entry is voted the best, you will win an exciting prize (also after the jump)! Some examples can be found here:
You have until Sunday night at 8pm to submit your entries.
Photoshop this picture (right-click on the picture to copy image):
for a chance to win this exciting prize (the actual card):
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Because he is "junior", he uses small "j", which would be dotted.
But because he is a lame-assed, weak-hitting, knuckleheaded fielder prone to run obtuse routes to any ball hit to the outfield, he is unfamiliar with the concept of ‘straight’ and he is unable to draw straight lines anytime, anywhere. Therefore, he is incable of crossing his “t’s”.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
I like the new nickname
It might turn around his career…oh probably not.
Clay Mario
NA, #34 SP, LAA
Light up the Halo for Nick!
MS Paint
the old-school way! ;)
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Jun 18, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's just retire the PANTHER right here!
"We have a great closer, one of the best in the game, and I wouldn’t trade him for anyone else." (Matt Palmer, after the latest Fuentes meltdown)
by PieceOfAase on Jun 18, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
So let me get this straight
GMJ doesn’t have to be in the original background?
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
Judging by the examples given from the Albert ones, I’d say that yeah, the background doesn’t have to be the crowd and he can be cut out into something else. Like a certain scene from Titanic or something.
by BrentSchmidt on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
....and how DO you do it?
I suppose you have to pay and that Microsoft Paint will not get the job done….
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Jun 17, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I will be doing mine using nothing but MS Paint and Paint.net
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
lmao… MS Paint? If someone were to do that in MS Paint, I’ll buy them a beer.
Adobe Photoshop CS4 is the tool for me.
by BrentSchmidt on Jun 17, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, ALL my photo editing work is predominantly done using MS Paint.
Wow
not too shabby for MS Paint. This though, is the best MS Paint image I have ever seen…
http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2005/123/0/8/powerdraw_by_Diamonster.jpg
by BrentSchmidt on Jun 17, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions

"I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."
by WiHaloFan on Jun 18, 2009 8:01 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Of all the photos posted so far...
…which one do you think would piss GMJ off the most if it was posted over his locker?
That’s my standard of the “best”…and this is the Winnah!
What size?
I thought tutu’s were made from spandex…you know one size fits all?
Maybe you can educate us on tutu sizes…I’m starting to think you are too too interested in tutu’s.
Traditional Tutus are not made of lycra
but there are cheapie lycra-trunk versions available ready-made. I costumed dancers for a living. One year I altered 20 catalogue tutus for a group of realtors attending a convention in New Orleans. All men. The things didn’t come quite large enough for these guys and I had to add more stretchy fabric.
The following year they all went to the convention as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.
I have no idea. It was the SF bay area.
.... as sexy as socks on a rooster.
Gary gets a** handed to him by Joe Calzaghe
Random … but here is my humble effort

Don't call me Desmond
Excellent.
Also, quite topical, since Calzaghe will only fight boxers who are shells of their former selves.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 18, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
True he does not want to give my Cousin......Librado Andrade......a fight.
Andrade is going to have to settle for a remach against Lucian Bute!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prepare to see my noobish work! LOL

RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Jun 18, 2009 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How'd you photoshop me into that picture?
This season just seems jinxed. If it can go wrong, it does
Why would anybody want to win a card signed by HGH?
I guess you could use it as toilet paper in a pinch…
RIP Nick. We will miss you!
My 20 Minutes of Boredom. Ill make more when I have time.

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by HaloVET on Jun 18, 2009 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
my fav.....
well done
Godspeed Nick - RIP - 1986-2009
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 18, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what this means...
Just wanted to somehow join the fun.

(The green oversized plaid bow tie was a last minute addition.)
The bow tie is a classy touch.
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."
hah
is it just me or does Scot look like a freaking dinosaur?
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Jun 18, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that's
a tear
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Jun 19, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
obviously not MY entry.....it's the hubby's--he's da pro

by ladybug on Jun 18, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I see why you married him
That’s awesome!
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."
I just have a thing for clowns.
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."
Awesome
Ronald runnin away from 2009 MJ
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Jun 18, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you
The Friggin’ Flags Flyin!
by Rev Halofan on Jun 19, 2009 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Mo was better than I thought he’d be for us… def agree about the finley one though.
by BrentSchmidt on Jun 19, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Been awhile since I've chopped a photo
This was the best I could do on my lunch break.

by Suboptimal on Jun 19, 2009 1:45 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I cracked up at this!
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."
corsairs are sexy
someone bring back the gull winged death.
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
Saw a Corsair in the air last year at the airshow in Margate
And it looked awesome.
Gary is just not a very good Landing Signal Officer, it appears.
Don't call me Desmond
by highlandhalo on Jun 22, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And the winner is...
FLIGHTDECK GARY!
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."
Mine

We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
Did you come up with that line...
“You took the contract, start making contact”?
It’s an instant classic!
"I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."
Yep. Original lyrics by Stirrups. Music by Baron Andrew Lloyd Webber. Book by Gary Matthews, Jr.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
I know I'm way too late
but I kept thinking about this all weekend, while I couldn’t get to a computer.
.... as sexy as socks on a rooster.

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