"When he was in Minnesota, like a lot of great Twins players, you don't get the publicity. But now that he is in Los Angeles, which means he's on Sportscenter more." the Turd.
That is the line that made me laugh on the drive home from work today while listening to the radio. Came from an interview that Tori Hunter did for Colin Kowturd on his show "the Turd". How wrong can you be. Unless he counts more time in seconds.
Also one of the first questions he asked Tori was about some Skank Rookie, and his great glove. Then on about the Rod.