Why so harsh with our new top prospect? Pattimelt reminded me of this showstopper guy...
The Guy Who Ran Onto the Field Should...
Be glad he doesn't live in a country where security guards are so busy smashing democracy riots that they have abandoned their usual brutal policing of major sporting events (22 votes)
Report to AAA Salt Lake and be ready for a callup to Anaheim close to his court date (8 votes)
Have taken Aybar hostage and demanded Wood's release (88 votes)
Have just casually strolled around in a daze in order to be mistaken for an Angels player (17 votes)
Have worn his Halos Heaven Tee Shirt! (33 votes)
168 total votes