I see the Titanic. . .I see deck chairs. . .

I was hoping he’d go for a 1970’s Oscar Gamble afro.

I had been hoping he’d shave it! Gotta change his luck, for sure. Here comes the power again.

i hope he rips a HR tonight so we can all go apeshit over this…

again!!!11

“Enough is enough! I’m tired of these motherf#$ing ground balls to these motherf#$ng’ shortshops,” over the droning hum of the clippers and 3 years of dreadlocks hitting the floor.

Let’s hope it works…

I think those dreds were messing with his talent.

(Sad face)

Thought about posting a survey on this but I’m just to lazy

I’ve also been known to wiff badly on breaking balls from left handed pitchers.

I like.

My year plus long wishes have finally been granted. Watch out American League.

when he was with montreal and it worked. lets hope it works this time. after one game, so far so good.