Jered Weaver Bests Avril Lavigne, Angels Top Blue Jays 8-1
by Rev Halofan on Jun 3, 2009 6:44 PM PDT
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PrintFinal Score in Toronto: Angels 8, Blue Jays 1 ... and it really wasn't even THAT close.
Angels pitcher Jered Weaver has the haircut of a fan of hard rock, but he was not intimidated by the Canadian rockstar Avril Lavigne throwing out the first pitch on the 20th anniversary of the SkyDome. Weaver rocked the anniversary party with a career high 10 strikeouts. Meanwhile, former Angel Killer Casey Janssen could hardly manage his way thru the first inning, surrendering 3 runs on a night the Angels would collect 8 on a lucky 13 hits.
Bobby Abreu hit his 2nd HR of the year and also had a ground rule double that some hockey fans interfered with.
A day after getting 4 runs off of Roy Halladay, the Angels doubled that number against the merely mortal pitching staff. Chone Figgins was 3 for 5, Erick Aybar was 2 for 4 and each scored 2 runs.
FAN: Look, American past time offers us a free souvenir!
FAN 2: Forgive them please, barrister, the Stanley Cup will be in Detroit or Pittsburgh before the week is over and Montreal is bereft of its... how do you say, its club of the beisbol?
FAN 3: America has lost its general motors, soon it will be a colony of the hosers up here, eh? Hummer got bot by the Chinese today.
JEFF MATHIS: You mean my red neck owns a chinese export? Uh oh, hope I lose the poll on Halos Heaven...
Torii Hunter was given the night off, as was Mike Napoli, so loo for some fresh bats tomorrow morning at the ungodly hour of 9:35 AM Pacific time.
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looks like ole Avril is channeling Wakefield......
throwing the knuckler.
Godspeed Nick - RIP - 1986-2009
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 3, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
canadian women...sigh
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
there's no Megan Fox in that " cunt-trie"
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Jun 3, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
pamela anderson is canadian
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
Hear hear
"I've got more action than my man John Woo
And I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew" - Shure Shot, The Beastie Boys
I wouldnt kick her outta bed for eating crackers........
Godspeed Nick - RIP - 1986-2009
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 3, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
im not marrying her.......
so I’ll just double bag it…….to go.
Godspeed Nick - RIP - 1986-2009
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 3, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
unless there was more room on the floor.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jun 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
low neckline of garment?
RIP Nick Adenhart 4/9/09
by vlad IS my man on Jun 3, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Incredibly well-pitched game.
Congrats to Jered. It’s a shame we don’t have a lineup comprised entirely of Jered Weaver clones.
Let's win one for Nick
Rotation is your friend.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jun 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
In english...
…is Avril Lavigne like…April Levine?
It looks like she smeared black mascara from eyebrow to lower eyelid. Is that to be more..uh…mysterious or something like that?
I like the cleavage…
I missed the game due to being at work, but it looks like it was a good one.
I see Vlad hit a double…I’m hoping it looked good, good enough to think his power is still there.
Whatever dude.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
Weaver is the only option needed on this poll?
Weird Al: Constipated
instead of Complicated. Youtube it … it’s funny.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jun 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Good suggestion
The song was funny for the first two verses. The decapitated part was weird….
Avril Lavigne
is almost as good as Justin Speier. Speier could conquer her ass any day since he’s a former U.S. marine.
As Gary Wright would say, we climbed that Dream Weaver train and he got us through the night.
Weaver is Panther
And quite possibly our best pitcher.
On a side note, I just got over a week with the flu. I said “Doc, this is killer, it must be a hybrid novel swine/bird flu, how long do I got?” He said, “It’s just a regular seasonal H1N1.”
I still don’t believe him. Although I am still alive (barely if you ask me).
Angel Pitching (Adenhart), Angel Defense - get past that.
lol sounds like you got a funny doc.
Godspeed Nick - RIP - 1986-2009
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 4, 2009 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Impaled
By a microscopic strand(s) of RNA. I hate those things.
Angel Pitching (Adenhart), Angel Defense - get past that.
by vladtheimpaler on Jun 5, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
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