we’d be Rangers fans and not Angels fans.

Good grief, it’s a baseball game. Didn’t this guy learn from Nick’s death or any of the other players deaths? We are one family with a bunch of squabbling siblings? We cheer the good, boo the bad and always pick on the other team.

grow up dude. Life really isn’t this complicated

1) You defend country music
2) You describe yourself as “blonde hair blue eyed girl loving, Texan”. Although, that might also make you a white supremacist.
3) Describe a blog’s name as “or something gay like that”.

Forget red-neck…skinheaded retard is probably closer to the truth for this guy.

As someone born and raised in South Orange County and a resident of Texas for the last 20-odd years, pleased allow me to point out that folks on both sides look just a tad foolish flinging tired and grossly incorrect stereotypes around.

I’d also like to remind everyone that a person or a handful of people on a commenting on a blog do not an entire fanbase make. The barely-literate clown on LSB is no more representative of the vast majority of Texans than clown-queen Nancy Pelosi is representative of the vast majority of Californians.

All that being said, screw the Rangers and their fans. :)

Please, before you dis, get the facts down. Don’t say “uh they won with a…err….rrr’sumthin ’bout the whiskey!” and think you’re gonna come across as a good ranter (sp?).

Just for my own sake (sorry guys), I would like to break down the most ridiculous parts of his post. I am not intentionally trying to offend anyone on LSB with my little breakdown. I just found the rant funny.

-Usually I just let people vent while I just read and enjoy, but this morning after reading about the game last night on the Angels blog – Halo’s Heaven or something gay like that, I have to say something.

If you want to dis us, dis us with dignity, sonny boy! You and your, erm… Lone Star Ball or something lesbian like that!

Who and the hell do these guys think they are? I mean really, at least we have young promising talent, while you have an aging Bobby Abreau, Gary Matthews Jr., who wishes he was playing in Texas, we just didn’t want to pay his overrated ass, and Vlad who cannot even play the outfield anymore or even run the bases.

Gee, I wonder who Bobby Abreau is… at least he nailed GMJ! As for young talent, can you research before you spread any blasphemous rumors? Thanks.

So enjoy this little stint while you guys have it because if not this year, than next year and ten years after that will be when the Rangers take over this division and you will be left going to Disneyland or where ever you people go.

First bold part, um, fix up your pitching and then we can talk business. Second part, more country hick roundabout logic at its finest.

And yeah we had 20,000 people their last night, but they werent as you put it “turn-blossom-loving Texans,” It was more like, “baseball loving, hardworking, blonde hair blue eyed girl loving, Texan’s.”

Trying to play the patriot card here… It’s kinda cute, really.

Also I am so sick of people sticking us with this whole country bumpkin thing.

Then stop typing right now and stop accelerating the stereotype!

I mean we live in Dallas for crying out loud.

Ouch, that must hurt for San Antonio, Houston, and Austin. That must really hurt.

We are one of the richest cities in America with lofts,condos, fancy hotels, not to mention we have the HOTTEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD and nobody can say a word about that not even California.

Not to mention Dallas is one of the most obese cities in the US. Dallas and two other Texas cities in fact. Sure, California is full of lofty, arrogant expatriates from European nations, and has smog problems, but we got Hollywood, a melting pot of culture, and the Pacific along the coast! Just remember, if you decide to come over for a visit, just don’t stop by East LA or Compton, and you’ll have a great time!

We dont ride horses to work, not all of us were cowboy hats and whats with bagging on country music

You know, I’ve never heard of that stereotype around here. Maybe you’re just so discriminant that you see yourself in that light. Oh, I pity you!

sorry we are not listing to Disney’s Radio station with Miley Cyrus or whatever you all pump through your stadium’s speakers

Only the latest (and finest!) in back-country stupidity! Enter Sandman, BITCH!

At least it is real music not some bubble gum pop crap. So enjoy Mickey and Minney halo’s fans.

Perhaps you would like me to give you a lengthy tour of California’s punk rock/metal history? I know that stuff really well… In fact… Linkin Park, NOFX, Papa Roach, yeah, those bands are from CALIFORNIA. In fact, I’m pretty sure I heard Chris Davis walking up to “Lying From You” by Linkin Park. Hypocrisy is wonderful, isn’t it, Kinslers_Bettter?

I dont know this really made me mad this morning.

Your once-a-month? I understand.

I already HATE THE FREAKING ANGELS, but now I hate their fans as well. So its on for the rest of the season, no mercy, no holds bar on the Angels.

No mercy, no holds bar. Shouldn’t this have happened since DAY 1!!!??

And like you guys said when we swept your ass earlier this season, the division isnt won in May, well guess what geniouses it isnt won in JUNE either.

Geniouses? I’m gonna look that up later. This quote is kinda cute, too, and the way I see it, it’s an equivalent to “I know you are, but what am I?” So there.

To Kinslers_Bettter: Next time you want to rant, please do it in a way in which you establish the fact that you’re all business, because the rant you posted on LSB is more a good laugh for us than a symbol of furious frustration. Cool down, and enjoy the rest of the series. Best of luck to both teams.