New Game - Rally thread
Here we come... right!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
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Anderson Valley Brewing. I love that Beer.
I was just at the brewery a couple weeks ago. They have a 18 hole disc golf course too.
by Big Bad, 'Vlad'! on Jun 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Feldman should be out after that inning
Let’s mess up their bullpen.
Phys: Well, Coon doesn't have a lot of power but he's a good bunter
Coon: F$%# That!
Thanks Zu
wow
this umpire is garbage. it’s 8-3, time to start calling the black both ways numbnuts
by Quinlan's Goofy Swing on Jun 30, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
You can't win 'em all
But this game is quite depressing
Phys: Well, Coon doesn't have a lot of power but he's a good bunter
Coon: F$%# That!
Thanks Zu
by halofan4life on Jun 30, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Air mail pitch??
Phys: Well, Coon doesn't have a lot of power but he's a good bunter
Coon: F$%# That!
Thanks Zu
by halofan4life on Jun 30, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Rich is having a bullpen flashback to April
by Big Bad, 'Vlad'! on Jun 30, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon now, head in the game lol
Phys: Well, Coon doesn't have a lot of power but he's a good bunter
Coon: F$%# That!
Thanks Zu
by halofan4life on Jun 30, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he?
Or was Saunders just setting pitches up on tees for Ranger hitters.
Phys: Well, Coon doesn't have a lot of power but he's a good bunter
Coon: F$%# That!
Thanks Zu
by halofan4life on Jun 30, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright guys
Rally time.
Phys: Well, Coon doesn't have a lot of power but he's a good bunter
Coon: F$%# That!
Thanks Zu
I hate Hokey Joe now...
Frustrates me with so much inconsistency.
Take him out of the rotation! Give Matt Palmer his spot, move Ervin back in, done!
Although he might not be the only guy to blame.
Problem is
Matt has consistently kinda gotten less good. Hokey Joe seems to have a mental block where Arlington is concerned.
Winning record is pretty meaningless.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 30, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely!
But don’t you think Joe is still a greater asset to have in the rotation, generally speaking?
I am still upset.
Hokey Joe just gave Texas fans something to gloat about. Humph.
I might be stark raving mad, but I promise you guys, I will not put a “I HATE THE RANGERS NOW” fanpost afterwards…
Palmer gets by with run support.
Joe is an All Star who sucks in texass.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 30, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry about the brain malfunction
the gas from the oven has started to take effect. I was thinking of S o’S.
C'mon Figgy
Time to break yourself outta this slump
Phys: Well, Coon doesn't have a lot of power but he's a good bunter
Coon: F$%# That!
Thanks Zu
saunders has given up 18 homers this year
by Quinlan's Goofy Swing on Jun 30, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
2 - out rally
Phys: Well, Coon doesn't have a lot of power but he's a good bunter
Coon: F$%# That!
Thanks Zu
Rodriguez SUCKS!
Can we send him down yet? Is he Arte’s cousin’s wife’s ,brother’s son or something?
by Big Bad, 'Vlad'! on Jun 30, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Rafael has got NOTHING
Bring up Bell, or Reckling or anyone else.
What the heck is that?
It’s 88 mph, it’s up, and I can’t tell if it’s a lousy fastball, or a god awful change
Opponents are only hitting .395 against you say.
All right, I’ll be more patient.
by Big Bad, 'Vlad'! on Jun 30, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Elvis Andrus
is a pretty sweet name.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
Well if we are going to lose, I hope Kinsler hits another Jack for my Fantasy Team
by Big Bad, 'Vlad'! on Jun 30, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
I hope he strikes out 3 times
*Ade-Rock 34*
by TheTypingFiend on Jun 30, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to own the plate, vlad.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
O'Day lookin like a STUD
I still hate the front office for not getting him back!!!!
Hope he continues this success throughout his career……26 games 1.50 ERA…..oh but he aint good enough to be in our bullpen right?!?!?!?
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still don't understand quite how that happened
Did the rules change? I thought a Rule 5 guy had to be offered back to the original team first, not clear waivers first.
He WAS offered back and the STUPID front office didnt want him!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think cuz Rodriguez, Thompson, and Davidson are so bad ass
Dont wanna lose any of them!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're kidding!
Then either Terry was confused or his explanation was a load of crap earlier this year.
They didnt want to admit they made a mistake with the kid.....
or how I called him…..O’Day, All’Day, Every’Day!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rule 5 guys can't be sent down
they can be DFA’d adn picked up elsewhere as long as they are not sent down. To send them down they have to be offered back and then if the parent club says no, then they can be demoted.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I don't know what it is
I found it in the garage. It looks kinda pretty and fluorescent, but it tastes funny.
What's Lazy
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roll Call!
And I show up just in time to witness the back end of a train wreck.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
or in time for
THE ULTIMATE RALLY…..
err.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 30, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.....sign me up to watch this one!!!!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Q is in.
is there any doubt of an angels comeback?
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 30, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This just keeps getting better!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Previous game thread?
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
Found it. Ok...here goes (look for incoming, below)
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
I've got a new award
The SIGH Young award for most aggravating pitching
by ladybug on Jun 30, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh the + side......and to rub it in even more.....O'Day just dropped his ERA to 1.30
with his 0.2 innings and 2K’s.
How about we Trade for him? That would be FUNNY since we should have had him for Free!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lead of hit.....check
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1st hit since the second inning
wow
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
seriously?
dang….
I hate Jose Guillen. R.I.P. Nick Adenhart, Marquis Cooper
by JoseGuillenSux on Jun 30, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok. Time to whip out some cosmology on everyone's ass...
With a son working on his PhD in astro-physics, I know some shit.
Current extrapolations of string theory suggest that reality is a multi-verse, with parallel existences occuring all around us. So th choice before you is this: are we gonna lay claim to that one possible universe where the Halos make the incredible comeback, or are we gonna let that version slip into the hands of some parallel gaggle of other Halo fans??
Huh? What’s it gonna be???
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
yo quere tequila-belle!
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
If I have a Delorian, and I go 88 mph.....
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
it's not the delorian
it’s the flux capacitor
*Ade-Rock 34*
by TheTypingFiend on Jun 30, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
And 1.2 gigawatts of electricity.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
"Great Scott!!!!"
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
pffft. Time for another glass of wine...
…that’s my alternate universe.
Is this your response to ’Bug’s comment on your plethora of useless knowledge?
I wasn't around back then. I missed my moment.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
someone gets a hit and someone gets hit
rally!
I hate Jose Guillen. R.I.P. Nick Adenhart, Marquis Cooper
Rally cap........CHECK
Leadoff Hit……..CHECK
Next batter gets on………CHECK
Rally Initiated
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boston about to blow a 9 run lead
lol
by Quinlan's Goofy Swing on Jun 30, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
So, Rangers, the bar has been set! You guys think you are os good as the BoSux??
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
cmon headache
work a hbp or error
by Quinlan's Goofy Swing on Jun 30, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
hahaha
error
Rest in Peace Adenhart
by princeton11loveshalos on Jun 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
woooooooooo aybar
saved from salt lake for another month
by Quinlan's Goofy Swing on Jun 30, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
alternate universe here i come!
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
Rally Cap.....CHECK
Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whoa
thats what i said lol
I hate Jose Guillen. R.I.P. Nick Adenhart, Marquis Cooper
by JoseGuillenSux on Jun 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
figgy is so cold
Rest in Peace Adenhart
by princeton11loveshalos on Jun 30, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Cap.....CHECK
Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK
Let them think they can still get us out………CHECK
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah.
Looks like horeshit.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 30, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
lol at the red sox
BLOW A 10-1 lead lol
by Quinlan's Goofy Swing on Jun 30, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Cap.....CHECK
Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK
Let them think they can still get us out………CHECK
Clutch hit by an HGH………….CHECK
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GMJ
I SORT OF LIKE YOU
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
did he get hit
where i think he got hit?? hahah
I hate Jose Guillen. R.I.P. Nick Adenhart, Marquis Cooper
Hey this isn't like the PCL
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
What?!? This is the alternate universe where SRod bats over Hunter???
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
it's the same universe where we give the other team free outs
in the 2nd inning down by 2 runs in an offensive park against an offensive team
not the good k-rod
I hate Jose Guillen. R.I.P. Nick Adenhart, Marquis Cooper
by JoseGuillenSux on Jun 30, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Cap.....CHECK
Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK
Let them think they can still get us out………CHECK
Clutch hit by an HGH………….CHECK
Leth them think they can get us out again……..CHECK
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe it depends on overall mass...
…it could become a black hole. If…wait a minute…this is a question for Stirrups!
Enron.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
That's not how it works.
Some place in creation there are Halo fans celebrating right now, anticpating Fuentes in the lower frame. We, here, in this place, are left as losers.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
The perfect alternate universe does not have a Q.
Unless you are a Star Trek TNG freakazoid.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
No, that's an original Trek reference
the episode with BarBara Luna. Can’t remember the name of the ep.
But wouldn’t Q be an impossible anomaly if he had no counterpart in the alternate universe?
I dunno 'bout that. Got's me doubts.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
Although physicists would crak some joke about Vlad and Black Holes and
the “”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_hair_theorem" target="new">No Hair Theorem".
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
Wow. Why didn't that work?
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
I used to know more. But baseball sucked away most of my tee vee time!
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
Rally Cap.....CHECK
Leadoff HIt…….CHECK
Next batter gets on……CHECK
Load the bases……..CHECK
Let them think they can still get us out………CHECK
Clutch hit by an HGH………….CHECK
Leth them think they can get us out again……..CHECK
Show them some mercy………..CHECK
FAILURE ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O'Day for POTG!!!!
Oh wait he plays for the Rangers now……Stupid front Office!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eh.
Texas is going to fold and Vicente Padilla still looks like a rapist.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
live it up texas
cause thats the only one your gonna get…hopefully
I hate Jose Guillen. R.I.P. Nick Adenhart, Marquis Cooper

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