Dear Acuda,
by PhiSlamma on Jul 23, 2009 1:13 AM PDT
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You were right. About everything.
All those long nights I would stay up and laugh at you for thinking Kendry was going to be a top-notch, awesome-sauce, who-cares-about-losing-Kotch player.
All those times I shook my head as you predicted a .300+ AVG, 30+ HR, 90+ RBI in his first year.
I must say.... You were right.
You were so right, in fact, that I now have as much man-love for K-Mo.
I will now enjoy my crow, and apologize for all the times I flamed you for having such a blog-boner for a player.
Because he deserves all those blog-boners.
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He was born in Fomento Cuba...no r......and the rest is not proper spanish (dont get it) but it looks BAD ASS!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on Jul 24, 2009 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Kotchman’s face on that Kendry?
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jul 24, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
old pic...
34 - N.J.A - R.I.P
PLAY FIGGINS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!.....or not
by Figgi4life on Jul 24, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
but where does that leave Midge?
by rspencer on Jul 23, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wet, in a threesome?
Angels fan since '67
by red floyd on Jul 24, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cancel that.
It leaves Midge getting laid with Napoli.
Angels fan since '67
by red floyd on Jul 24, 2009 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(hiding my Midge doll)
.... as sexy as socks on a rooster.
by opiejeanne on Jul 24, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What blows me away is that so many folks...
…had made their mind up about Morales after only 350 ABs. The guy was 25 and hadn’t yet had one season with 200 ABs.
Now, 691 ABs into his career, he’s putting up a stat line comparable to Teixeira, for 20M less per year.
by Turks Teeth on Jul 23, 2009 2:06 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ROFL......Thanks!
I dont know about the Blog Boners, but Kendry Morales is by far my Favorit Baseball Player!
Morales is on 1st base so…….LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Angels….and Kendry!
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on Jul 23, 2009 2:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what about Sean Rodriguez?
That'll only happen if that one prospect is the second coming of Christ and redemption for mankind can only be achieved by smacking many balls out of the yard.
-The Limey
by anaheim angels on Jul 23, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll get his chance and kick some ass as well.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on Jul 24, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was ok on Morales but didn't have a boner
And was always HOPING Acuda was right. So far, so good.
So, Acuda, do we need to trade the farm for a starting pitcher or what?
Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.
by vladtheimpaler on Jul 23, 2009 2:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope.......O'Sullivan is a Great #5 Starter!
We can do with Lackey, Weaver, Santana, Saunders, and Sullivan. Even Palmer gets it done with the Offense having his back and all. I do think we need to bring up Arredondo, and get another arm in the Pen, which should have been O’Day but the Angels didn’t jump on it when the Mets Released him and his 0.00 ERA.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on Jul 23, 2009 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Instead of E. F. Huton:
“When Acuda talks, people listen.”
Angel Pitching, Angel Defense - get past that.
by vladtheimpaler on Jul 23, 2009 2:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Next blog boner is starting to take shape: Erick Aybar.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jul 23, 2009 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you sure you're not mistaking that for GMJ?
"That Jepsen, he's throwing the ball well ... he has three fine pitches." Rex Hudler: moron.
by PieceOfAase on Jul 23, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now just the small matter of that contract of his...
…which expires at the end of 2010
I see red people
by The Limey on Jul 23, 2009 2:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and then here is the good part...
arbitration year 1, arbitration year 2 and arbitration year 3.
KENDRY is under our control thru the 2013 season.
by Rev Halofan on Jul 23, 2009 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool...
…because I’ve been a little confused about his contract – probably because he arrived undrafted in slightly unconventional fashion and signed this wierd 6-year deal. If you’re telling me he’s locked until 2013, then that’s pretty sweet.
I see red people
by The Limey on Jul 23, 2009 4:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For any player to hit unrestricted free agency
they must have no less than six years to the day of major league service.
Once they hit sex years of MLB service they will then become a free agent, able to sign with anyone, at the end of that season.
Until six years, the player and team engage in a song and dance that is arbitration and the like. Basically some dude compares the production of the player with the salary asked for by the player and what the team wants to give him.
Blah blah blah…. six years.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
by PhiSlamma on Jul 23, 2009 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was about to point that out
lol
Please get rid of Speier. "Yes, I suck."- Jose Guillen.
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart, Marquis Cooper, Steve McNair, and Frank Grimes, or Grimey, as he liked to be called
by JoseGuillenSux on Jul 23, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are such Guys.
.... as sexy as socks on a rooster.
by opiejeanne on Jul 23, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you expected more from us?
This team is our extended family, That's why we love them no matter what the record, no matter what the score.
by halofan4life on Jul 23, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Didn't any of you go to Sunday School?
.... as sexy as socks on a rooster.
by opiejeanne on Jul 23, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i applaud phislamma for this post it takes...
a big man to admit when you’re wrong and i thought acuda was a little off as well at times w/ the kendry man crush. moving forward, i know acuda has a liking for srod but are there any other players you have your eye on or should i say what does your crystal ball tell you about the prospects in the organization. please acuda you’re my only hope… (in princess leia voice)
by thejd on Jul 23, 2009 8:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Im a huge Kowbell fan...BUT...
we’ll see if this year is a fluke when the rest of the league starts to realize he is a serious hitter and adjust their pitching accordingly.
Do it for Nick '09
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Jul 23, 2009 9:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I had
Joinced this site earlier, me and Acuda woulda teamed up and defeated all the doubters…
34 - N.J.A - R.I.P
PLAY FIGGINS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!.....or not
by Figgi4life on Jul 23, 2009 9:33 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
*joined
34 - N.J.A - R.I.P
PLAY FIGGINS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!.....or not
by Figgi4life on Jul 23, 2009 9:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
With evidence of excessive apostraphe usage in both of your signature lines, I’d venture to guess that you are cojoined twins.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jul 23, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that like...
conjoined twins, except they are attached by the cojones?
NA 34
by blochead on Jul 23, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Glad somebody caught that!
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jul 23, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of liked "joinced".
.... as sexy as socks on a rooster.
by opiejeanne on Jul 23, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I just assumed it was yet another new term of which I was clueless. As an OFIT*, I rely upon HH to keep me up-to-date on all the latest neologisms.
- Old Fart In Training
by rspencer on Jul 23, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are aware of all internet traditions.
.... as sexy as socks on a rooster.
by opiejeanne on Jul 23, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since Day one when the Angels signed him?
That would have helped when me and CaseyKissOfDeath would get into it with the Morales VS Kotchman posts. Those were quite fun though I might add. #1 Kotch fan VS #1 Morales fan, It kind of sucked when they traded Kotch cuz he had grown on me too but I couldnt wait till Morales got his shot at everyday play, so it was bittersweet when the Krotch Rocket left.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on Jul 24, 2009 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*snaps fingers
sounds fun!
Wish I would have been there….I liked him cause he was Cuban :)… Which confirmed he was going to be awesome
34 - N.J.A - R.I.P
PLAY FIGGINS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!.....or not
by Figgi4life on Jul 24, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL.........I go for the Cuban National Team AFTER Mexico of course.
I like the Korea team too.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on Jul 27, 2009 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the WBC of course.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on Jul 27, 2009 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Acuda called it. Rev finally found the Miss Cleo of Angels baseball.
Kendy Morales uber alles…Uber alles Kendry Morales
Arte eats dinner in Corona Del Mar; Tony Reagins eats dinner at the Corona Del Taco
by Higz on Jul 23, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That blog-boner of yours sure climaxed into an explosion of truth!
Kendry IS the real deal. Count me in as one of the unbelievers. Acuda, you are now a GOD in my world!
… now, if you could only predict what car alarm system is the best ………..
"That Jepsen, he's throwing the ball well ... he has three fine pitches." Rex Hudler: moron.
by PieceOfAase on Jul 23, 2009 9:57 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I was only a non-believer because Acuda was so overly zealous in his Kendry love-fest. I know the Angels know what they are doing, so I had a glimmer of faith. The faith was shaken, though, when Acuda wouldn’t stop pumping up the Cuban Missle Crisis known as KMo.
I will know better next time, or I’ll take it “one prospect at a time.”
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jul 23, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL....I guess that Car Alarm post is gonna haunt me for ever ; )
My alarm turned out quite good but it goes off with any freakin noise.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on Jul 24, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laser tag, FTW.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jul 24, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no 1B but Kendry
and Acuda is his prophet
"Yeah, well…if fuckin’ Gandhi threw up a 5.70ERA, it doesn’t make him a great pitcher. " CKOD
by HaloDutch on Jul 23, 2009 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So what if Aybar keeps hitting at his July rate for for the rest of the season?
Do we all have to issue a public apology to Scioscia for questioning his Aybar-love?
by Brew Angel on Jul 23, 2009 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We will have phi do it on our behalf
what if the Grand Phyzzard blossoms into the greatest baseball announcer the world has ever known?
NA 34
by blochead on Jul 23, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is the Grand Phyzz really the bearded one, The World's Most Interesting Man?
"That Jepsen, he's throwing the ball well ... he has three fine pitches." Rex Hudler: moron.
by PieceOfAase on Jul 23, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did it in the DWL......I know its not the same competition level but the kid can hit......
And his glove is very good. Aybar aint going anywhere unless we get somethin REAL good for him.
Put Kendry Morales at 1B, and move Sean Rodriguez to 3B......NOW LETS GO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by acuda27 on Jul 24, 2009 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The more I read this post, the angrier I get
this is the internet Dammit! You don’t apologize for character assisination! You don’t acknowledge they were right and you were wrong.! At worst, you ignore it and pretend it never happened, at best you take credit.
PhiSlamma…what are you thinking?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
by Moondoggy on Jul 23, 2009 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
St Francis de Assisi has his own nation?
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jul 23, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
A two-bank shot!
Punnage combined with free association. Well-played!
by rspencer on Jul 23, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rec'd your post because it wrecked me.
.... as sexy as socks on a rooster.
by opiejeanne on Jul 23, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:)
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
by Moondoggy on Jul 23, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sabermetrics will have to take a back seat
to Acudametrics!
by rspencer on Jul 23, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This post is gross.
And you people use the rec button so much you’ve rendered it meaningless.
Apologies in advance.
by Red114 on Jul 24, 2009 12:00 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
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