Source: Bill Plunkett, OCR; Naps and AK getting a bit too friendly.
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Downing Rules
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Hmmm...
I think AK has short-man syndrome. He got into it with Gerald “1 man 5 skills” Laird when he was with the Angels.
by MH252525 on Jul 23, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Love the 1 man 5 tools reference.
Play Wood already. Willits sucks.
by hauldog on Jul 24, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My 5-year-old loves mocking Gerald Laird’s MLB photo. He started doing his impersonation last year since GL poses the same way every year. Take a look:

Last year’s edition had a bit more eye-bugging goodness to it.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jul 24, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to find
need to find last years… I’m sure it’s out there. these are always fun to mock (especially the goofy ones of opposing players) when they come up on the scoreboard. Laird definitely looks like a guy who’s been practicing his “team photo” face a bit too much.
I remember around 3 years ago GA’s mug shot, his eyes were these little slits which barely registered, and he had this creepy Mona Lisa-esque grin on his face. it was just perfect. these guys I was sitting behind over in section 409 were convinced it was the “I just farted” face. I couldn’t really make a case for anything else. it was true.
by Brian S (brianguy) on Jul 27, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this it?
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/card/images/headshot_16616.jpg
here’s another, it’s like the mellow “I’m a prospect” version:
by Brian S (brianguy) on Jul 27, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GA
GA’s 2005-ish mug was something like this, but a little more of a guilty smirk:

by Brian S (brianguy) on Jul 27, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he got laid out by DeRosa
that was funny
Please get rid of Speier. "Yes, I suck."- Jose Guillen.
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart, Marquis Cooper, Steve McNair, and Frank Grimes, or Grimey, as he liked to be called
by JoseGuillenSux on Jul 27, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
it had something to do with AK charging the mound? (which I vaguely remember vs. Texas)

by Brian S (brianguy) on Jul 27, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It happens. Here is Speier getting chummy with Hamilton - and then somebody else I cannot ID - prior to a recent home game against the Rangers
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
by Stirrups on Jul 23, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Not that there's anything wrong with it"
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes
by johnnyangel101 on Jul 24, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that's practically
that’s practically bumping uglies… practically. was AK suggesting they swordfight after the game? I’m sure it’s a photographic anomoly, but pretty weird in stop-motion.
still, not as weird/shameful as AK’s clown pants. not a good look for anyone, but especially for a shorter (white) guy of pretty slight build.
when did he exactly go to those? it certainly wasn’t with the Angels. note how they appear like garbage bags next to 2 guys who are known as wearing some of the baggier pants in Anaheim — Nap and Santana. so clearly, they’re just enormous.
by Brian S (brianguy) on Jul 27, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At one time AK
was Napoli’s landlord, renting his Newport condo to Naps and Mathis. He might still be renting it to them.
by G Abbes on Aug 5, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs






















