Ozzie Guillen's theory is that Colon is mourning Michael Jackson's death.

Guillen's Quote from the Article:

"I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time Michael Jackson fan," Guillen said. "He might [watch] the TV and cry all day long. Maybe he is in L.A. at his funeral, because I can't find him. When he gets to Charlotte, Oney (Guillen's son) will call me to say he's there."

Go on to watch the video to find out about how difficult Bartolo is to get ahold of.

I find it sad that the only thing that can cheer me up when the Angels are in such a hard place is Bartolo Colon news.

Apparently, Bartolo Colon is supposed to start for AAA Charlotte in rehab and he has gone AWOL.

The only contact the whitesox have had has been with his agent.

I just hope he is alive (given the celebrity/athlete deaths of late) and some humor comes from this.

Any guesses for where he is? Is he pulling a Raul Mondesi and skipping town on his team?