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by WiHaloFan on Jul 9, 2009 12:13 PM PDT
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PrintI'm having a lot of fun creating the daily comic posts. Hopefully you enjoy reading them at least half as much as I do making them.
Many thanks to those of you who posted suggestions, they should help me to keep going until the end of the season. There were a couple suggestions that I'd like to try, but it's going to require more help from the HH readers.
The first one was suggested a couple times before, and that's posting a blank comic and having you supply the dialogue. I would have done this sooner, but I couldn't figure out a way to do it without skipping a day. Then I realized that with the all-star break coming up, there's going to be 3 days to put something like that together. Please look for that next week.
The other suggestion I'd really like to try is to use pictures of the HH readers in a comic. I think it'd make for a real entertaining strip. So, if you want to be part of the comic, please send me a photo of you doing something. The more active the photo, the better. If you send me a headshot, I might have to photoshop you onto Matthews' body (or worse).
Send it to: wihalofan at gmail.com. Be sure to include your user name. If you prefer not to email, you can post the picture here, but I think the surprise of not seeing the photo before it's included in the comic will make emailing best.
Thanks again for all the help!
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Love Readin It
Don’t really comment on them, but I read every day and love them. Keep up the good work
Dr. Suess
Hey, that’s fun. We should all agree to do Dr. Suess rhyming comments during some obscure, worthless, boring weeknight game against some seriously incompetent and meaningless loser. Say, perhaps, Oakland?
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
Ok, I'll go first. I'll take your lead on my first subject: the incoming Yankees...
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Jimble, Kerplanks and Shumfranks
I love my Yanks. I love my banks.
I love my bling, I love my swank.
I love my Legends seating, thanks!
Don’t you envy my location?
Paid for by my corporation!
My cap, my wine, my social station,
My Gary Jeter infatuation!
But most of all I give my thanks
for Jimble, Kerplanks and Shumfranks.
Without Sam Jimble, oh so nimble,
I’d be vested in your same stock symbol.
In debt too, just like you!
But Sam made sure MY funds accrue.
Insider clues! (Too bad for you!)
I love my Yanks. I love my banks.
I love my bling, I love my swank.
I love my Legends seating, thanks!
Ham Kerplanks, my legal beagle
Tossed aside the Justice eagles.
Hey! As my pay did run away
My employees lost their 401K!
I kept my raise. My bonus stays.
I love my Yanks. I love my banks.
I love my bling, I love my swank.
I love my Legends seating, thanks!
But Sy Shumfranks, I have to toast.
He saved me more than half my gross!
My wife, now ex, she did suspect
My mistress and me having sex.
As you’d expect, she was correct!
But Sy, the spy, went to the task
and with his camera did unmask
her own thrill upon her driver’s drill!
The court proclaimed her defense shrill.
She sent her bill, I paid her nil!!
I love my Yanks. I love my banks.
I love my bling, I love my swank.
I love my Legends seating, thanks!
Don’t you love my row A view?
Don’t you wish you had it too?
Don’t you want to sit with Kate?
Don’t you want the lobster plate?
Don’t you, don’t you, don’t you hate
That in this park you’re second rate?
I get to chat with Joe Girardi.
I get to go to ARod’s parties.
I play catch with Mark Texiera.
I shag flies with Mel Cabrera.
I love my Yanks. I love my banks.
I love my bling, I love my swank.
I love my Legends seating, thanks!
I love my Dollars, Pounds, and Francs
Thanks to Jimble, Kerplanks and Shumfranks!!!
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
by Stirrups on Jul 9, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
If I could recommend this twice, I would!
I’m showing this to all the Yankee fans at work (before I take off for LA at noon) as well as to the corporate shills who get me my seats (not as good after the new $tadium was built.
OUTSTANDING!!
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
yeah. it was late and i was hurrying.
stoopid me…I cannot edit.
this error is fixed against my credit.
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
by Stirrups on Jul 10, 2009 1:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We traded him for Jim Lackey
"I've got more action than my man John Woo
And I've got mad hits like I was Rod Carew" - Shure Shot, The Beastie Boys
by Zoe Necrosis on Jul 10, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I read this to the Yankee fans at work and they were laughing so hard they cried
without exception, they wanted a copy. Stirrups, you need to put a little copyright thingy on this
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
Can someone finish this?
I am Sam
Sam I Am
That Sam I Am!
That Sam I Am!
I do not like that Sam I Am!
Do you like ESPN?
I do not like ESPN
I do not like it Sam I Am.
Would you like it in New York?
I would not like it in New York.
Would you like it with a spork?
I would not like it with a spork,
I would not like it in New York.
I do not like ESPN
I do not like it Sam I Am.
Would you, could you, in LA?
I would not, could not in LA.
Would you, could you in Cana-day?
Not Cana-day, not in LA.
Not with a sport, not in New York.
I do not like ESPN
I do not like it Sam I Am.
Angels fan since '67
What?
I read this comment
In dismay
You cannot finish?
What can I say?
I wouldn’t complete it
in my house,
though I clicked it
with my mouse.
This comment of rhyme
left uncompleted
may as well
have been deleted.
You cannot leave it
in the air.
So finish up
and grow a pair!
Well
I would finish
If I could
But I’m stuck
Like Brandon Wood
My memory
Has gone all rotten
And I fear
I have forgotten
All the rest of
Green eggs and Ham
It likely comes from
Too much ’Net spam
So if I tried
It would be bad
And then I would
Feel really sad.
Angels fan since '67
Oh jeez...one more round...
Your rhyme seems to
be going nowhere
like a booger
stuck in nose hair.
I’m sorry for
your forgetful nature
read Alzheimer’s
nomenclature!
I do not like
Green Eggs and Ham
it’s more child-like
than reading spam.
The rhyme you started
Has some promise
I can’t add to it
gotta go to the office!
I hope an HH’er
intervenes soon
to put an end
to this swoon.
Someone please!
Rescue us
In Angel fans
I have some trust.
The jackass guy from Happy Gilmore
whenever Aybar makes an error, his face appears and says “you suck ya jackass”
Please get rid of Kendrick and Aybar. And Santana. R.I.P. Nick Adenhart, Marquis Cooper, Steve McNair
Send you my pic, WiHaloFan.
Given what I’m doing in it, I’m sure you can come up with something.
Angels fan since '67
How about a Back to the Future one??
Eh? Eh?
Nick Adenhart.
by WillGoAngels27 on Jul 10, 2009 12:13 AM PDT reply actions
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