Just for shits and giggles, I thought I post this poll to see who y'all this is our Team MVP so far. Vote below and explain your reasons in the comments. And to quote Samuel Taylor Coleridge, and to make sure that I've got enough words to make this post work, here are the opening words to Coleridge's "Kubla Khan":
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree :
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge