MLB Fatman Lineup
While watching the Angel game on Thursday some HH'ers recommended that I put up a list me and my friend came up with at a dodger game. Some positions were harder than others but we did our best. Also some of these players may not be that big, but they are bigger than their compadres. This might give some fat kids some hope for a future in MLB. Any suggestions?
Catcher: Jose Molina
1st Base: Prince Fielder
2nd Base: Ronnie Belliard
Shortstop: Juan Uribe
3rd Base: Pablo Sandoval
Right Field: Matt Stairs
Center Field: Andruw Jones
Left Field: Carlos Lee
DH: Bengie Molina
Pitching Rotation
Bullpen
Brandon Donnelly
Jonathon Broxton
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Because no Angels are in that line up?
The Big Red Machine V.2 is coming this Fall 2009. Go Halos!
by Slyintine on Aug 20, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no to be a player in he MLB
As I too, am rich in the girth department
by lightupthat420 on Aug 21, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Livan was released
Haha
W6G
by Figgi4life on Aug 20, 2009 9:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
RP Ray King (Natinals)
6’1 240
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart #34
by Vladd#27 on Aug 20, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Mami (sux)
6’3 LISTED 230
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart #34
by Vladd#27 on Aug 20, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 more
Adam Dunn 6’6 285
Elijah Dukes 6’1 250
R.I.P. Nick Adenhart #34
by Vladd#27 on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Nationals
are the biggest team
Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
by princeton11loveshalos on Aug 21, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we have Tony Gwynn as batting coach?
We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.
by Stirrups on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You could probably insert Joba into this starting rotation as well

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by Big Easy Halofan on Aug 20, 2009 11:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some others for consideration
In no particular order, David Wells SP, Mo Vaughn 1B, Cecil Fielder DH (a father and son tandem), Gary Gaetti 3B, and Kirby Puckett.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
by halofolife on Aug 21, 2009 12:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And one more..
Hedeki Irabu.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
by halofolife on Aug 21, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whenever I think of that "fat toad"
it makes me laugh
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
by Moondoggy on Aug 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
He was always Steinbrenners favorite skank, and “fat toad”. Ha.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
by halofolife on Aug 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought of including Youkilis' head
But decided to hold a roster spot for Barry Bonds’ head and Gary Sheffield’s ego.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
by halofolife on Aug 21, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tommy Lasorda for the Front Office
I wish my toilet was shaped like Fenway. It already smells like it.
by SalmonStream on Aug 21, 2009 10:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well these guys are current players
although some of the guys recommended should be HOF big dudes
Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
by princeton11loveshalos on Aug 21, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who was that really fat guy who played for Yankees
back in the 20s ans 30s? Babe something?
Captain, there are doubt's...
by Match Day 5 on Aug 21, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gotta bring back Shawn Wooten
and get that fatass relief pitcher from the Buffalo Wild WIngs commercial
Tell your statistics to shut up
by HaloDutch on Aug 21, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if it doesn't work out in the Angel rotation...
they could try out for the Budweiser Clydesdales
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
by Moondoggy on Aug 22, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't Bengie be on the list over Jose?
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
by red floyd on Aug 22, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
big papi anyone?
Nick Adenhart- Forever a true Angel in Heaven. RIP 1986-2009
by AnaheimHalos61 on Aug 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Nick Adenhart- Forever a true Angel in Heaven. RIP 1986-2009
by AnaheimHalos61 on Aug 24, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a baseball player
but extending the topic to fat sportsmen in general.
For the cricket World Cup, some minor nations (ie those without professional cricket) play a preliminary tournament, where the top teams qualify for the main event to play against the Pros. Last time, one of the qualifiers was Bermuda, and they included in their lineup a man-mountain by the name of Dwayne Leverock.

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by UK Halo on Aug 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about Fat Rapp, I mean Pat Rapp in the rotation. And don’t forget Kevin Mitchell in the outfield. He could cover alot of ground. Just by laying down.
by Baylorsgroove on Aug 25, 2009 1:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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