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While watching the Angel game on Thursday some HH'ers recommended that I put up a list me and my friend came up with at a dodger game.  Some positions were harder than others but we did our best.  Also some of these players may not be that big, but they are bigger than their compadres.  This might give some fat kids some hope for a future in MLB.  Any suggestions?

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Catcher: Jose Molina

1st Base: Prince Fielder

2nd Base: Ronnie Belliard

Shortstop: Juan Uribe

3rd Base: Pablo Sandoval

Right Field: Matt Stairs

Center Field: Andruw Jones

Left Field: Carlos Lee

DH: Bengie Molina

Pitching Rotation

Bartolo Colon

CC Sabathia

Carlos Silva

Sidney Ponson

Livan Hernandez

Bullpen

Yusmeiro Petit

Jose Mijares

Brandon Donnelly

Jose Valverde

Bobby Jenks

Jonathon Broxton

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RP Ray King (Natinals)

6’1 240

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart #34

by Vladd#27 on Aug 20, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Mami (sux)

6’3 LISTED 230

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart #34

by Vladd#27 on Aug 20, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 more

Adam Dunn 6’6 285
Elijah Dukes 6’1 250

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart #34

by Vladd#27 on Aug 20, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the Nationals

are the biggest team

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Aug 21, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big

But not fat.

Apologies in advance.

by Red114 on Aug 21, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we have Tony Gwynn as batting coach?

We don't have a Bullpen. We have a Cowpen. Before we get to call it a Bullpen these guys gotta grow a pair.

by Stirrups on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some others for consideration

In no particular order, David Wells SP, Mo Vaughn 1B, Cecil Fielder DH (a father and son tandem), Gary Gaetti 3B, and Kirby Puckett.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Aug 21, 2009 12:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And one more..

Hedeki Irabu.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Aug 21, 2009 12:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whenever I think of that "fat toad"

it makes me laugh

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.

by Moondoggy on Aug 22, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

He was always Steinbrenners favorite skank, and “fat toad”. Ha.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Aug 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot

Kevin Youkilis’ head

by eyespy on Aug 21, 2009 12:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought of including Youkilis' head

But decided to hold a roster spot for Barry Bonds’ head and Gary Sheffield’s ego.

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....

by halofolife on Aug 21, 2009 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tommy Lasorda for the Front Office

I wish my toilet was shaped like Fenway. It already smells like it.

by SalmonStream on Aug 21, 2009 10:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Naw

3rd base coach

R.I.P. King Ad-Rock #34

by Seik1177 on Aug 21, 2009 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well these guys are current players

although some of the guys recommended should be HOF big dudes

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Aug 21, 2009 10:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who was that really fat guy who played for Yankees

back in the 20s ans 30s? Babe something?

Captain, there are doubt's...

by Match Day 5 on Aug 21, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gotta bring back Shawn Wooten

and get that fatass relief pitcher from the Buffalo Wild WIngs commercial

Tell your statistics to shut up

by HaloDutch on Aug 21, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if it doesn't work out in the Angel rotation...

they could try out for the Budweiser Clydesdales

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.

by Moondoggy on Aug 22, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't Bengie be on the list over Jose?

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Aug 22, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

big papi anyone?

Nick Adenhart- Forever a true Angel in Heaven. RIP 1986-2009

by AnaheimHalos61 on Aug 24, 2009 12:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nick Adenhart- Forever a true Angel in Heaven. RIP 1986-2009

by AnaheimHalos61 on Aug 24, 2009 12:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a baseball player

but extending the topic to fat sportsmen in general.

For the cricket World Cup, some minor nations (ie those without professional cricket) play a preliminary tournament, where the top teams qualify for the main event to play against the Pros. Last time, one of the qualifiers was Bermuda, and they included in their lineup a man-mountain by the name of Dwayne Leverock.

# Halo Heaven Fantasy Champ 2008 #

by UK Halo on Aug 24, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What about Fat Rapp, I mean Pat Rapp in the rotation. And don’t forget Kevin Mitchell in the outfield. He could cover alot of ground. Just by laying down.

by Baylorsgroove on Aug 25, 2009 1:05 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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