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An Open Apology to Acuda


Acuda, mi amigo,

I have in the past, in game threads and other fanposts, particularly when we were trying to re-sign Mark Teixeira, made some perhaps snarky but well-intended remarks about your much-publicised mancrush on Kendry Morales. For this, I must now say I am profoundly, profoundly sorry.

In fact, one evening whilst drinking, I remember even making a comment with only the remotest sense of humour that perhaps you had a life-size blow-up doll of Kendry Morales in your bedroom. Again, for this, I must offer my most sincere apology.

I had very firm doubts that Kendry Morales could possibly be as good as you said he would be. I admit it now, I was wrong. You were right.

Your hero is now on pace for a season of 173 hits, 45 doubles, 37 home runs, and 111 runs batted in. A slugging pct. of .581 and an OPS of .931. These are numbers that Mark Teixeira would be proud of.

Add in the fact that Kendry Morales is a valuable switch-hitter, carries the load in the middle of the order, and is playing more than adequate defence at 1B only adds further credibilty to your rightness, and my wrongness.

I hope you accept this apology. And with the best warm wishes, I hope you keep the blow-up doll.

~Cheers, highlandhalo

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