Over his last 14 games, the man I've seen described recently in comments here as "done" and worse has scored 12 runs, driven in 10, hit 4 home runs, and put up a line of .351/.403/.754. This object of disappointment, sadness, and even scorn is so over-the-hill that the last time he hit as good as .330/.391/.580 for half a season was ... uh, the second half of 2008. Why, Vlad hasn't hit over .400 for a whole month since last September/October! Bat him seventh! Bench him!