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That Great Sucking Sound on Offense

It's reverse jinx time! Here's how bad everyone's been sucking on offense, and for how long:

GMJ, since May 23
.227/.333/.343
Rivera, since Aug. 4
.236/.286/.376
Abreu, since Aug. 8
.222/.333/.340
Napoli, since Aug. 23
.107/.180/.196
Torii, since Aug. 27
.250/.298/.393
Kendry, since Sept. 1
.230/.280/.333
Vlad, since Sept. 2
.270/.316/.392
Maicer, since Sept. 2
.263/.328/.351
Figgy, since Sept. 5
.250/.360/.368
Mathis, since Sept. 5
.188/.188/.219
Aybar, since Sept. 17
.214/.267/.286
Howie, since Sept. 21 (the day after he cracked .300)
.091/.167/.182

Note: This is, of course, designed to make everyone look as bad as possible; in fact, Howie's been hotter than hot until just a few days ago, and GMJ has been swinging a good bat lately, etc. Also, offense tends to peak in the hot summer months. But STILL.

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