Unemployed?

Here.
By the way, I really liked your Fanpost.

Ice cream has no bones!!

Well I’ll have you know it’s turtles all the way down.

we should house our retards away from computers

But I literally laughed out loud reading the responses. Therefore, more posts like this please! I enjoy the comic relief.

it’s the American Dream

Jeter can file for unemployment, BUT his house would most likely be burnt down by US citizens if he did

The stingiest state in the Union, in terms of unemployment pay-out rates, is Mississippi, at 230.00 per week, and the most generous is Massachusetts, which pays between 628.00 to 942.00 per week. Additionally, the states with the stingiest rates compensate for the fewest weeks, while the most generous states compensate for the greater amount of weeks. California falls in the middle, basically, paying out about 450.00 per week (2009 rates).

Just more information to file away under ‘WGAF’. Unless, of course, you are unemployed.

He’s got a family to take care of. Just like Latrell Sprewell.

Here’s my non-sequitur of the day, which doesn’t deserve it’s own post, so it’ll go here.

To Ken Burns:

I stuck by you through the first nine innings of Baseball because, like you, I’m totally gay for that deadball era stuff, which made up for how much you keep going down on franchises I loathe.

But I’m right now watching disc 2 of The Tenth Inning (Netflix – definitely didn’t buy), and I just saw the most baffling combination of sound and imagery I could ever conceive: sad music imposed over a montage of the best moments from Game 7, including Erstad’s catch.

You’ve finally lost me.

(I’m not throwing away my Civil War box set, but c’mon man, enough is enough.)