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Bad Santa did it

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 2, 2010 1:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

RAD!!!

Now stuck in Colorado Springs

by stuck in Romania on Feb 2, 2010 1:04 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

maybee even _raad_...

I’m guessing there’s a portrait of Sosh as Moses behind there

by Raaddad on Feb 2, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The hair is a dead give away...

…it’s Rev Halofan/Christopher Lloyd/Back to the Future redux.

by sothball on Feb 2, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was a satellite photo of the current storms

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 2, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you are close

It is Rev…with someone…

by Raaddad on Feb 4, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It looks like a backdrop to a formal portrait.

Mrs. Halofan, perhaps?

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 4, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love HalosHeaven!

Do any other sbnation’s come up with these awesome ideas??

First we had a Salmon and now we have a Trout, let's see the same results.

by angelskid2210 on Feb 2, 2010 1:27 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Is this one of them sliding squares puzzles??

I wanna play. I wanna play.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 2, 2010 1:28 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Good evening, Doctor Falken. Shall we play a game?

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 2, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thermonuclear warfare perhaps?

I can’t believe I knew you were quoting War Games. Damn I’m old.

by Lompoc Angel Fan on Feb 3, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't that be *GLOBAL* Thermonuclear Warfare?

Or maybe just Tic-Tac-Toe.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You are correct sir

Forgetting the Global part makes me feel even older.

It’s funny to watch that movie now and see the ’high-tech" computers from those days.

by Lompoc Angel Fan on Feb 3, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Such as dial-up modems. With acoustic couplers.

Or roadside phonebooths…

With screw-off mic covers in the handset.

Or beer/soda can removable pop-tabs that could be dound lying around in the dirt.

Or analog public phone networks that could generate dial-tone through a simple short.

Or large scale computer systems that require panels full of dozens of blinking light bulbs.

Or jeeps.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 3, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Those are still easy to come by, and they still work on the public phone network.

I see them in antique stores all the time, Usually about $40 – $120, depending on age, style and greediness of the seller. Even in the past year I know I saw one for sale from the 30’s, with a cotton fabric solid core wire cable. Probably up in Santa Barbara, in one of those shops on State Street.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 3, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Slightly smaller than a metric shit ton, and way smaller than a metric fuck ton

You have to ask PhiSlamma for the exact size of the last one.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 8:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's also slightly larger than an imperial assload.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 4, 2010 8:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Anytime, opiejeanne. You know we love you!

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 4, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You'd better, or I'll stop coming here....

…. oh. wait!

THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!

by opiejeanne on Feb 5, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The thing about War Games is

that, WOPR aside, it’s considered to be one of the more “technically correct” computer movies.

Too bad for me that Swordfish isn’t… I’d love to have Halle Berry … “encourage” me to crack passwords.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Being the "more technically correct" computer movie is hurdling a pretty low bar.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 3, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

poinitng out irregularities in a movie to your date

don’t help none in the gettin’ laid department.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 4, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

beggin' for a...

“the voice of experience?” :P

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by K3YEROUT on Feb 4, 2010 11:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd already been married to Mrs. red floyd for 13 years when that movie came out.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 5, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I mean "Swordfish"

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 5, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

is it Gary Busey?

They want power. We want respect...

by SenorChuckles on Feb 2, 2010 2:00 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Nice

Tape an aspirin on it

by Higz on Feb 2, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Only if there's bales of cocaine in the next few squares.

Thank you, Omar Minaya! Thank you, Mets (Vaughn, GMJ) AGAIN!

by PieceOfAase on Feb 2, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Garey Busey did a baseball movie called "Rookie of the Year"

It could be a film clip from that.

The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com

by 44FAN on Feb 3, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, Im so excited already...

what a great idea.

Let's make it "another halo victory" for Rory...

by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Feb 2, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

and i thought my jesus calendar for christmas was sweet!

What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.

by clover_black on Feb 2, 2010 2:31 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It already looks like part of Rev Halofan's hair

"Just another Halo victory" - Rory Markas

by Slyintine on Feb 2, 2010 3:31 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I see evidence of life on Mars.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 2, 2010 3:50 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm almost as excited about the start of spring training

as I am about the new talking sexbot (announced yesterday as available for purchase).
Though at $7000, it’s a bit steep.
Most of us will have to wait for the $300 Walmart version that just belches….
Still, if it can vacuum and do laundry also, my wife might agree to the purchase…

by Raaddad on Feb 2, 2010 5:04 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

That's just disgusting and I'm seriously offended!

(Let me know when they go on sale).

You should be ashamed of yourself!

(No, really. Let me know)

by WiHaloFan on Feb 2, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You wipe your w---oh nevermind.

TMI.

RIP Nick Adenhart.

"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5

by Clutch on Feb 2, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's not gonna wipe itself, dude.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 3, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like the mute button option ;)

[the following is for mature audiences only]
but apparently you can have “her” (or “him”…there’s a male sexbot model too…—why do images of Data come to mind suddenly?) programed to talk about stuff like, oh, I don’t know, the Angels chances this year, or whatever, during sex. That might work for some of you (ouch!)

by Raaddad on Feb 2, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What exactly would it yak about?

like; “How come you never take me anywhere?”

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 2, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"I wanna go to Palm Springs...."

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 2, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Its main topic of converstion

would be: "Oh, you are the best; you are so awesome! And honey, you are always right about everything…’
The male version would just say over and over: “I’m sorry, honey. I was wrong. And you look great in that outfit” ( I do love “Lost”…)
After all, YOU get to decide what it says, from I understand.

by Raaddad on Feb 2, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm watching it (Lost) right now (commercial break)

20 minutes in, and I already said “WTF” a few times.

by WiHaloFan on Feb 2, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That should be the subtitle of the show

But don’t give anything away—I have to wait…:)

by Raaddad on Feb 2, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it was totally weird.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 2, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least they promise some sense of closure

by the finale…tying up about 300 loose ends should be interesting.
But rumor has it that there may be a whole new Lost show of some sort—a spin off?

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is win. I hope.

RIP Nick Adenhart.

"When the Babe tries to call his shot, I hope Nick puts one in his ear."
--RallyMonkey5

by Clutch on Feb 2, 2010 5:49 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Only a few more weeks

Until your in AZ!!! Best part of the year the Angels are my home team for 2 month’s!

Lou Brown"You traded my best player to our rivals for no-one?"
Roger Dorn"Well i didn't get nothing, i got a player from the Giants....Not those Giants"
RIP Nick Adenhart.

by WillGoAngels27 on Feb 2, 2010 9:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait for ST

my girl is dreading the day baseball starts again.

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Feb 3, 2010 6:59 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

So is Mrs. red floyd

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Psh, you guys are amateurs!!!

I don’t even have a Mrs. Commander_Nate during baseball, that’s how hardcore I am!

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 8:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah... Hardcore...

That’s why you don’t have a mrs. Commander_Nate. Riiight.

by BruinHalo on Feb 3, 2010 8:47 AM PST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

lol.....ZING

Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. - Peter Gibbons

by norcaliangelsfan on Feb 3, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Priorities man, priorities ;)

You gotta understand the kind of chicks I’m typically dealing with. One was over during the World Series and had no idea who Alex Rodriguez was…she thought he was a pitcher.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well you see

my girl stayed with me and watched the entire 13 innings of the ALCS game. Now thats called devotion.

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Feb 3, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

See, now that I could deal with.

I hate A-Rod as much as anyone, but there are some things you should just know as a functioning member of society.

Not knowing these things and then babbling incessantly about Jersey Shore, American Idol, and the latest developments of Miley Cyrus is unacceptable.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Back away

from teenagers. Nate

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I guess that's what I get...

For mainly hanging out with sorority chicks in college. Some of the ones that have been out a year or two like me still act that way.

I suppose the fact that all 3 of my roommates are still in college and bring this element around doesn’t help either.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, BillyMac has that market cornered.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Follow-up

The scary thing is that when I was in B&N, I noticed that Amanda Bynes was on the cover of Maxim.

Crap! I remember when my daughter used to watch her on “All That” and “The Amanda Show”. Her being on the cover of Maxim is Just Wrong

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maurice Chevalier is kind of famous for a particularly creepy song about this.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 3, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"Thank heavens!

for little girls!" lol
But the key line is “they grow up in the most delightful ways”—makes it a little less creepy and ramps up cuteness factor.
or it’s still just creepy…

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

BUT....

…in the context of the period into which the pice is placed, “grown up” means 16 years old.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 3, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That worked for Polanski

and Poe and Jerry Lee Lewis, among others…

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Polonia was our little Polanski, too.

Thank you, Omar Minaya! Thank you, Mets (Vaughn, GMJ) AGAIN!

by PieceOfAase on Feb 4, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe you'd be interested, Nate,

in one of those $7000 sexbots
Link
www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html
(how do you do one of those “linkie” deals?)

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

F no! Picking up some random bar skank or a hooker for a 1 night stand is cheaper

And better looking. And you can ask them to leave in the morning, and never speak to them again, etc.

For the link you click the little chain picture and paste the URL into the box. Then you type what you want it to be labeled as between the last two “><” where it says “>”.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

* where it says ">< /a>"

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

and thanks…now I have something else to screw up on this site…

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my God!

Cancel my order, that thing is frickin’ UGLY!

by WiHaloFan on Feb 3, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, my thoughts too--what's up wi'dat?

I think Nate is right—“random bar skanks” are more attractive…
(o, and sorry about defiling your cool post with this sexbot stuff…I have to live up to my name on occasion…)

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's cool.

We need an “catch-all” area where we can post anything. This can be it for the next 2 weeks.

by WiHaloFan on Feb 3, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that when Rev gets back?

hoho
(as in the lunatics have taken over the asylum…)

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't remember which game it was.

Post Linky, so we can all laugh at how off topic everything was.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

im trying to figure out why i posted

“fat man caught dinner”

What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.

by clover_black on Feb 4, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, just ask yourself this, Raaddad

Would you, as a rad dad, purchase this for your son if you had one?

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good question

As to who would actually purchase these and why, well, I would assume older men will buy them for themselves—who else could afford it? Or wealthy wives who want to make their husbands “happy” and who sleep in the other room, if you know what I mean…Apparently they’ve got 20,000 orders already (at least that’s what they say…—could be part of the marketing strategy)
Ever since “Bladerunner” and Dick’s novel (and other archetypal texts), many of us Sci-fi buffs have been waiting for, discussing, teaching about the A.I. android sex slave scenario as something feasible (unlike the flying car), and pondering the actualities of it. Dick’s narrator in Do Android’s Dream of Electric Sheep? finds the “girl” to be ultimately cold, cruel and “dry,” whereas in “Bladerunner” Deckard runs off with her to parts unknown—but then the film Rachel is definitely not a cold, cruel and dry ‘being’ (love Sean Young…).
People responding to the CNN piece posit the increased sense of aloneness and alienation relationships with sexbots might cause, a sensibility which already pemeates our society. Others remind us that many people are physically unable to have relationships, etc., and could find soul-sustaining pleasure in the sex bots.
But as to your question about purchasing Sexbot Sally for my kid—the answer is no. But I couldn’t afford “her” for myself let alone my son. Still, I’m sure there will be those out there who may add the sexbot to their son’s (and daughters?) exponentially expanding technotoy collection; after all, it would be safer than a girlfriend or boyfriend (or one of your skanky bar skanks)—no STDs, could offer actual ‘training’ besides said bar skanks and the old standby—a Playboy and the left hand, and would involve a lot less aggravation then dealing with teenage girl hell (as Diablo Cody put it: “Hell is a teenage girl”)
And as for my 13-year-old son (who does in fact exist): it would have to look a hell of a lot more like Megan Fox… ;)
(what it looks like in the picture is pretty scary—as WiHa says: “frickin’ UGLY”)

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Either way, it looks like we're on our way to becoming 21st Century Digital Boys (and Girls)

The day fully interactive holograms like on Star Trek become a reality is the day birthrates plummet and the global population stabalizes…maybe even declines.

Perhaps some green energy and sustainable development money should be directed towards this goal. ;) Hell, it’s already started in Japan.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

good point

maybe that is the solution for over-population.
I think most of us would prefer the Star Trek holodeck and virtual reality chamber shown in Minority Report, rather than a physical robot creature you have to pull out of the closet or something. That’s just a little too creepy…
But what about android baseball players? Hell with steroids…

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We could make an Artificial League for them and keep the human MLB

They wouldn’t be allowed to use unauthorized CPU’s or power cells though.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Would they go in the Roid Room in the HOF?

“Roid Room”: a. for ster_oid_ users
                          b. for and_roids_

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Both

We’ll have them battle each other as a side attraction to the HOF.

Barry Bonds v. HomerTron 1.0, the first player to homer in each of his first 500 at-bats.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

RE: safer than a girlfriend or boyfriend

Uh, unless one of your housemates finds it and has his/her way with it.

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 3, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"You slept with my roommate Roboette?! You filthy whore!"

/slap

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

just don't hit the sexbot ("slap")

or she might hit back!
That’s called robo-rage

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The wife re-wires the bot, secreting in an electrical short.

The husband dies via electrocution. The murder weapon is a robotic sex toy.

New meaning is given to the term “safe sex”.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

screenplay anyone?

might not be such a bad way to go…

by Raaddad on Feb 3, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

By far...

…the longest comment in this post is Raaddad’s ruminations on a sexbot.

Another sure sign of the apocalypse.

by sothball on Feb 4, 2010 5:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shows you where my head is at...

Afraid my Hud piece is a bit long too…but less tangential.
I’m going to calm down for awhile after today…I promise…
Like you said earlier: it’s addictive…

by Raaddad on Feb 4, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like George Costanza & Sarah Jessica Parker in that photo

except the sexbot probably has fewer synthetic facial features than Sarah

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 3, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It looks like

The floor of a shower….

LBPhadDJaxFirst

by Figgi4life on Feb 3, 2010 7:49 AM PST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

On a serious note...

does anyone know the list of non-roster invitees to spring training?

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 3, 2010 8:46 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure that they've announced them yet

Which would be weird because they usually announce them mid to late January. There’s usually a press release on the team site but I couldn’t find anything.

Tape an aspirin on it

by Higz on Feb 3, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That is AWESOME!

Witty .sig goes here.

by scareduck on Feb 3, 2010 1:01 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The answer is obvious

By applying a Pythagorean prediction and extrapolating, it is quite evident the image is DaVinci’s Last Supper.

To more more precise statistically, i should state the first two images suggest with a 95% probability, it is DaVinci’s Last Supper.

(I must confess though, I did not deduce this myself, Rob Neyer has previously posted the results yesterday)

by Rex Fregosi on Feb 3, 2010 2:45 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Now that #14 is revealed...

…I’m guessing it’s an autographed photo of the Rev with someone else (Arte or Salmon).

by sothball on Feb 4, 2010 5:50 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

It's an autographed photo of The Rally Monkey!!!!!

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 8:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He may be wrong...

…but eyespy’s created another photo that needs to somehow appear in one of your comic strips.

by sothball on Feb 4, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So … it’s Einstein writing something on the board, except you’ve photoshopped somebody’s face over Einstein…

I’m guessing the Monkey.

Game's the same, just got more fierce.

by Sam Miller OCR on Feb 5, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Scioscia

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 5, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

rev?

Aybar is a nowhere man, Sitting in his Nowhere Land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

by princeton11loveshalos on Feb 5, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Somewhere, someway there is an edit button.

Some of the comments here have mysteriously vanished from this fanpost.

by eyespy on Feb 6, 2010 2:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It's Einstein writing this quote to BP and PECOTA:

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

I knew I used that quote properly in one of these other threads!!!

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 5, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Einstein with Rev's face

and it explains why Halos will go all the way

by Raaddad on Feb 5, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think we have a win on the base pic, anyways!

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 5, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Follow-up.

There are a bunch of Einstein picture generators on the web using this photo.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 5, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sorry about that, bro...it's eyespy's fault ;)

good one Big D
(but we still don’t know what your message on the board is, WiHa)

by Raaddad on Feb 5, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It is going to be one of those baby-stealing-Babtists pleading for their release

from prison in Haiti.

The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com

by 44FAN on Feb 5, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

clever

but your Octomom stuff kicked butt (though most of us would like to kick her butt)

by Raaddad on Feb 5, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL

Free Brandon Wood!

by gorams77 on Feb 6, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

or Einstein attempting to explain his theory about how a 2-5 pitcher with a 4.40 ERA is worth $11 million

…and failing miserably

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 5, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it Jackie Autry holding up her WWE King of the Ring belt?

Thank you, Omar Minaya! Thank you, Mets (Vaughn, GMJ) AGAIN!

by PieceOfAase on Feb 5, 2010 9:24 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Is it Octomom explaining pitch/FX ?

The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com

by 44FAN on Feb 5, 2010 11:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Why must you bring her up...

you know what’s coming now.

by BruinHalo on Feb 5, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Octomom complaining that...

she only has 8 kids and cannot field a complete team.

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 5, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The 2009 Pregame Picks Winner and Iron Man of Halos Heaven.com

by 44FAN on Feb 5, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

O-mom

Posing for future sexbot models

by Raaddad on Feb 5, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was a sexbot?

Check the 9V battery cover on the right hand, Raad.

by Big Daddy OB GYN on Feb 5, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

It was 44FAN who posted it, so it doesn't count.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 5, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever it is...

…it’s an aerial shot. Not to be confused with areola

It's Always Somethin'

by Funke5ive on Feb 6, 2010 2:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

oh man, big daddy

they killed off your Einstein and sexbot goof! Can you mail it to me?

by Raaddad on Feb 6, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

jesus is the orginal rally monkey

but even more red at the rallys

my signature sucks

by proletariat on Feb 8, 2010 7:08 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Wait ...

Is Einstein only predicting the Angels win 78 games??

That guy isn’t as smart as he looks (well, maybe only as smart as he looks).

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by matthiasstephan on Feb 11, 2010 7:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Anybody who wears a rival's Jersey is a Traitor !!!

Can’t wait for Hunter and Morales to pound John Lackey’s butt on the mound !!!

by HalosBurnsRed on Feb 11, 2010 9:53 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

Considering the discussion of a certain robot above, it maybe be a bit more on topic than you initially thought.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 11, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mariners = 78

That’s my new guess.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 11, 2010 10:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

A's =78

THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!

by opiejeanne on Feb 11, 2010 11:35 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Ah

I think we have a weiner

"That ball went where he threw it!" - Rex Hudler

by Zoe Necrosis on Feb 12, 2010 7:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think...

…the lower right is a scratch out of “PECOTA”, and the balance is the number of wins & ranking of all 4 teams in the division.

And is WiHaloFan really projecting the Angels with 101 wins? Or 91?

by sothball on Feb 12, 2010 8:10 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

101 win season!!!! Nice.

Rest in peace, Rory. When I think of some of the greatest moments in my Angels fandom, I hear your voice describing them. Thanks for everything you gave us.

by AlanFalcon on Feb 12, 2010 10:02 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

If pitchers and catchers report Feb 17..

when do Mathis and Bulger report??

by statlr on Feb 15, 2010 5:31 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh no you di'int!

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 16, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god one more day

"Just another Halo victory" - Rory Markas

by Slyintine on Feb 16, 2010 8:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 16, 2010 11:38 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

pic

zomg! looks like arte trying to impersonate einstein!

I feel...unusual

by fordprefect on Feb 16, 2010 12:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

apologies to downing rules btw

I feel...unusual

by fordprefect on Feb 16, 2010 12:55 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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