My AL West Preview

that should go over well…

Abreu has now knocked in 100 RBI for 8 years in a row. Perhaps you should look up ‘fluke’ in the dictionary.

Intergalactical – If this was a joke, try to be funnier in the future. If this was not a joke, please take a web-tutorial on proper adjectives.

Sorry kid, you asked for a critique.

You’re not funny and you are regurgitating what you read elsewhere. I’ll accept a prediction that uses some kind of metrics. But saying Abreu’s season was a fluke (incorrect) or claiming that we don’t have solid starting pitching (because you have never heard of any of them) is just plain lazy.

allows me to rest on my laurels. Go on witch yo bad self Adman Lawzun, go on and blog away!

though from the comments you get on the Panthers blog, it does’nt sound like they care that much for you either.

And re-publish it in October when the Mariners finish 18 games behind the Angels and 15 behind the Rangers.

Check this out, it’s my personal bucket list. it is what i would like to do, before I die. I’m posting it here b/c i think everyone should have a bucket list. Please check this out. It is good. Boy, do I promise you that it is good. It is funny, it is heartfelt, and in my opinion it is just amazing. But I am biased of course.

http://lawsonunleashed.wordpress.com/2010/02/23/my-personal-bucket-list/

as proven by the “bucket list” post above.

I’d just close it (not kill it — I’m a free-speecher).

even though we have 5 guys that hit at least 20 home runs last season and one that hit 30. the mariners are totally going to outslug us

Que terible!

The Mariners win 99 games?

The Rangers finish last behind the A’s?

THE MARINERS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN 2010?!

LAWL!

I realize that the further North you go on the West Coast tends to lead you to better weed, but you must be smoking something nobody’s ever heard of.

Like THIS.

The Mariners have no bats where are you getting 99 wins? Who are the 3-4-5 pitchers?

and checked out his blog. His arguments were weak with no factual evidence to support his ascertation. He wore his personal bias on his arm as if it belonged in an analysis that fans across the league would want to read. His beating of the worn out drum of the Angels name was not the least bit amusing and wasn’t witty enough that it would have been even if the issue wasn’t several years old now. Honestly, it was as if I decided to harp on to Houston fans about their Jerseys from the 70’s. His “predictions” if one should even use the term, were so weak that, as one poster out it, they may be the worst I’ve ever seen. If ever a guy deserved to be “FJM’d” it’s this guy. The only possible reason he could have wanted people outside Seatle to read that spattering of nonsense was to increase the hits on his blog. I’ll give him credit for having the stones to actually pull off that one piece of self serving trickery, but as a sports blogger, he has a long way to go to even be considered decent. I’ve seen better arguments and more witty insults hurled by the average troll on angels.com discussion boards. This guy is a total amature.

Seriously, Rev, just close down HalosHeaven now and beg this guy for a job. Its obvious we will all be working for him in the near future. Originality, AMAZING writing- this guy is like Shakespeare of the Blog world- and the insight, wow, what can I say- phrases like

“In my opinion, the only two teams that have any shot at all of winning the division are the Seattle Mariners and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Los Angeles County of California of the Pacific Time Zone of Planet Earth of the Milky Way Galaxy”

That is the stuff ESPN broadcasters are made of. Who comes up with jokes about the angels name? Just hillarious.
And wow, I thought the rangers for sure (and maybe even the A’s) had a shot at it this year, but there it is, nope, just the angels and m’s. And the evidence, watertight. This kid couldve put OJ away with his orations.

So, Adamlawson3, my advice is to give up everything to focus on blogging.

Angels 24 games behind? Who let this guy in here? Go away and don’t come back!

You lost me right here:

“In all likelihood, the records of all 30 teams won’t add up to a perfect .500. That is because I am guessing how many wins each team will win and I really don’t care that it be exactly accurate. "

If you don’t care enough to put in the work… I dont’ care enough to read what you have to say. I’m just saying.

No need to call him names.

nice

epic fail.

i especially like the bit about abreu’s season being a fluke because he’s old and whatnot but ichiro’s still great because, i mean, dude, just look at his stats last season: a .350 average!!!!!

very nice use of reasoning, logic, and just overall use of one’s brain.