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American Idol Tori Kelly Started at Angels Stadium

Before American Idol, there was some lover of preteen girls in charge of booking national anthem singers to absolutely butcher America's Star Spangled Banner prior to Angels home games.

And in 2006, that front office drooler booked a young Tori Kelly to hold the microphone and make our ears bleed as we witnessed the audio desecration of our land's most cherished waltz.

Little did the lover of little girls know that Anaheim's prized pedi would end up in the clutches of Rupert Murdoch and Fox's American Idol.

Tori Kelly wows millions with her mediocrity weekly on the boob tube and she got her start in front of thousands of us at Angels Stadium of Anaheim making poor old Francis Scott Key roll over in his grave.

Perhaps 2010 will be the season with adults who can carry a tune in Anaheim, but I would not hold out hope for it, not with the current success of Tori Kelly and American Idol in destroying what little taste in quality this collective culture can muster. This is not a plea for solemn Fort McHenry memorials. This is one fan's request for someone who delivers a melody and not an off-key memorization of a bad sentence structure mutilation of poetry... And the occasional B-List star like Kenny G or Chaka Khan (i.e. an approximation of major league-level celebrity) would be nice.

Without further commentary, here is a 2006 video of Tori Kelly performing the Star Spangled Banner before a day game at Angels Stadium of Anaheim.

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Should a National Anthem Singer be required to carry a tune?
Yes.
145 votes
Not if she is underage and cute
20 votes
Not if she is underage and hot
54 votes
Not if the jumbotron zooms in on his bulge (equal opportunity for the chicks to be as base as the dudes)
9 votes

228 votes | Poll has closed

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I would have to say I mostly agree...

I dont understand why 90% of the anthem singers are young/underage girls with mediocre voices. That having been said, I don’t really care who sings the national anthem. What really bugs me is when I’m at the game and a family decides it’s necessary during the anthem to say “excuse me” and force their way around me to get to their seats. Or the dude behind me that needs to talk on the phone during the anthem. I’ll put up with crappy singing of the anthem all season long, but I really don’t appreciate the disrespect people show my country during the anthem.

by BrownLunchSack on Feb 3, 2010 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

We should have security guards kick them out of the stadium.

Wait…

Rest in peace, Rory. When I think of some of the greatest moments in my Angels fandom, I hear your voice describing them. Thanks for everything you gave us.

by AlanFalcon on Feb 4, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Ever been to a hockey game..

against the Dallas stars? Or a baseball game against Baltimore?

I know the fans think its really hilarious to shout Stars or O’s during the anthem because that’s their teams name but I just find it rude and disrespectful.

by WasianCU on Feb 3, 2010 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its

worse when the people just stay sitting down

R.I.P. Nick Adenhart #34

by Vladd#27 on Feb 4, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, as a side note:

I’d rather listen to Roseanne sing the anthem a million times than listen to Kenny G hold that freaking note forever. You don’t realize how good you have it until something reminds you.

by BrownLunchSack on Feb 3, 2010 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah. Kenny G... on OPENING FRIGGIN' DAY?????

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what????

I should just go kill myself now.

THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!

by opiejeanne on Feb 6, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That was 2008, against the Rangers...

what a debacle that was. Halos lost 11 – 6 that night, 2008 home opener.

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 6, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaaugh!!!

My dear husband used to carpool with a guy who played Kenny G, and only Kenny G. He retired a bit early, I think partly because he couldn’t take another day of Kenny G.

THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!

by opiejeanne on Feb 8, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I find the use of over-matched cupie dolls as singers of our national anthem,

and leaders of a long-established and well-respected collective moment to celebrate the sum of all of us assembled for a few hours of pleasurable distraction from the outside reality, to be an egregiously indulgent abuse of civic responsibility.

Had I owned the Pittsburgh Pirates, I could have saved America.

by Stirrups on Feb 3, 2010 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

In english, please

for those of us who are a little slower than others.

by BrownLunchSack on Feb 3, 2010 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

translation:

Dude’s a perv to be hiring little JonBenets when Americans deserve a little better.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 3, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

In other words, BillyMac was pickin' the singers

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

lame.

i’m not sure i agree with any of it. I work for the clippers and the majority of our anthem singers are minors. I think it has more to do with it being cute than creepy.

Way to deconstruct and pervert something that is in all likelihood entirely harmless. If/when I have a young daughter I’d be proud to have her sing in front of a stadium if that’s what she enjoyed doing.

RIP Nick Adenhart

by ihearhowie2.0 on Feb 3, 2010 9:05 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

forgot to mention

that over 81 games, a large percentage of these kids are almost certainly the children, grandchildren, or otherwise close with someone shelling out a whole lot of money on season tickets, group sales, luxury boxes, etc…..not some weird pedophile inexplicably working in an otherwise family-friendly organization.

Talk about sensationalism. It’s obviously the off-season.

RIP Nick Adenhart

by ihearhowie2.0 on Feb 3, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

respectfully disagree

Where is the little boy on occasion? Diamond Clubbers have grandsons too …

but even going with your premise (and yours is the most reasonable explanation)… does the preteen screeching not debase the beauty, prestige and importance of the song to have an objectively TERRIBLE tin-ear version blare out?

And the JonBenet-ification of our culture is something that I believe is worthy of examination and critique. It disgusts me.

Why can’t they save “CUTE” for the 7th inning stretch?

How about the player’s AT-BAT music, notice not one major leaguer has Itsy Bitsy Spider as his walk up music?

If you want cute, how about: Anaheim is the cougar capital of the world, they need some 48 year old busty bleach blondes advertising their availability with a praiseworthy version of our song.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 3, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Where is the little boy on occasion

Don’t. Ever. Say that. Again.

Ohh! You guys!

by brokenyard on Feb 3, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

no seriously

If it is not a JonBenet jerkoff on some level, there would not be a gender exclusivity when it came to preteen anthem singer and there most undeniably is a bias: all little girls, all the time, that is what gives it the pedi edge that it has and takes it away form the innocence that how-2.0 claims.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 3, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That's because little boys...

Are at the team store tryin’ to make their dad buy them cool shit or tryin’ to harass players into giving them autographs and showing them what a curveball is at that age.

At least that’s how I was.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Unless I saw some actual number on how great the difference is between young boys and young girls singing the anthem at the big A, I’m going to chalk this up to subjectivity.

Or that more little girls enjoy singing in front of a crowd than little boys.

Or that, for the most part, people don’t really expect Kelly Clarkson to be up there singing the anthem on a Tuesday night against the Royals.

It’s baseball and it’s the Angels. It’s a family atmosphere and moms and dads and most carefree people don’t tend to get angry about a cute kid getting up there to sing, be they a boy or girl, classically trained or not.

RIP Nick Adenhart

by ihearhowie2.0 on Feb 3, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Plus I’m usually drunk by the National Anthem for the few games I’m able to make it to each year.

Oh how things change with age…

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Your use of the word "KID"

Dude, most of these “KIDS” are either JonBenets or tight-shirted teens.

Never a little fattie with a good voice. More often a “white-bread aesthetic” with a lousy voice but Britney-esque aspirations.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 4, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Not surprising

You know the Newport market that buys up the season seats and boxes. This sounds more like a SoCal/Orange County deal than anything else.

My point was that sports in general use the anthem, ball boys, in-game entertainment, etc. on the kids of big spenders and that this is not exclusive to the Angels. The young girls in our area just happen to be more made up because of the environment they live in, not because they are vetted by some pervert at the Angels.

RIP Nick Adenhart

by ihearhowie2.0 on Feb 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

HEre is the difference

there has always been batboys, etcetera, but it has only been the Britney/JonBenet era that has given us this new definition of “cute” .

by Rev Halofan on Feb 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Papschmear might disagree, but he's dead.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the game at Chavez Ravine?

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 3, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I never noticed this until just now

but the old actress who plays the Mayor is Nancy Marchand, who of course would later gain fame as Tony’s mom on The Sopranos.

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 3, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Who?

Was she on American Idol this week? Last year? Should I be tuning in?

Last season, 4th of july, some american idol dude sang. Not too bad.

I don’t really give a shit who sings it, as long as they can do a better job at it than me.

What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.

by clover_black on Feb 3, 2010 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

+1

I have not even watched Idol at all this year.

I think Taylor Longbrake is the next Halos National Anthem kid to try her hand at American Idol. She is a good singer and only like 7 years old or something like that…

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 3, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at that game.

I won some money at the student art show at Santa Ana college, and used it to buy tickets in the Diamond Club. Boy, was that great.

THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!

by opiejeanne on Feb 6, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

According to friends back home and their facebook statuses...

This girl is from my hometown, the Lake Elsinore/Canyon Lake area. She probably would have been in the low grades of elementary school when I was in high school, so I don’t know her. Plus I effin’ hate American Idol and all similar shows.

Suggestion:

Let me play the “Star Spangled Banner” on my electric guitar before Opening Day, the ASG and any potential clinching games!

 I play it all the time and I’m kinda amazing at it, not gonna lie. I got a Fender with two Seymour Duncan humbuckers in it. Just hook me up to the PA!!!!

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 3, 2010 9:58 PM PST reply actions  

is their facebook status set at

“OMGZ broseph did u c tori on IDOL” ?

What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.

by clover_black on Feb 3, 2010 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, the only one I remember was like:

“Oh my gosh!!! There’s a girl from Canyon Lake on American Idol!! Who is she? I don’t know her, I must be old!”

It was less correctly spelled with more improper grammar, but it belonged to a chick I went to high school with. And it had several comments attached to it including one about how somebody used to babysit her neighbor’s kids that she played with or something.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You get my vote Nate

More dudes on guitars, and busty babes belting it out, and less of the poor little chiquitas dying of fright out there, the poor things.
(Ps. a la Hendrix?)

by Raaddad on Feb 4, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Kinda

I play with heavy distortion and throw some bends and slides in there. Sounds flippin’ sweet!

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry nate...

Holly Madison >>> Commander_Nate…

MORE HOLLY, PLEASE!

(remember her leading the national anthem last season? wow)

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 4, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

She did look good on the mound.

Rest in peace, Rory. When I think of some of the greatest moments in my Angels fandom, I hear your voice describing them. Thanks for everything you gave us.

by AlanFalcon on Feb 4, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I just noticed your avatar

You look pretty good on the mound too (but not in the same way she did).

by WiHaloFan on Feb 4, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Taylor Longbrake...

I think the Halos are undefeated when I attend and she sings the National Anthem.

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 6, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pleasantly surprised when I heard her.

Most of the singers overuse melisma, abuse melisma, and it gets pretty wearying even if they have decent pitch.

THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!

by opiejeanne on Feb 8, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Underage and hot?

You’re all pervs.

(Nevermind how I voted)

Sorry Seattle, 2010 still isn't your year.

by Teixeira Who? on Feb 3, 2010 10:44 PM PST reply actions  

Gotta agree there

  “Underage and hot”, maybe im just an old fart, but that kinda made my skin crawl……

The word is no......I am therefore going anyway
James T. Kirk

by ArchAngel_7 on Feb 3, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

but there is that element and they do vote.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 3, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

There's also the underage boys on this site.......

Rest in peace, Rory. When I think of some of the greatest moments in my Angels fandom, I hear your voice describing them. Thanks for everything you gave us.

by AlanFalcon on Feb 4, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

As a music teacher...

I hear worse daily in my junior high school beginning band, but a crappy national anthem singer is very high on my carlin-esque list of things that piss me off.

Thing is, my kids eventually get better, and they know they aren’t ready to play in front of a huge crowd like that yet.

It is completely maddening to go to an Angel game and hear people who can’t carry a tune when we have some of the best choral and instrumental music programs in the state right in our backyard…

by reddawnman on Feb 3, 2010 11:49 PM PST reply actions  

I played it at so many events in HS and college that I nearly forgot the words.

Before I went to an event when I wasn’t in the band, I had to look up the lyrics to make sure I remembered them correctly. (Perilous fight, not night. Duh.)

And I hate the way most singers pronounce “perilous”.

THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!

by opiejeanne on Feb 6, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Warren Wiebe

Kings games at the Forum. He had chunks of “American Idols” in his stool.

F you, Fox, and F you, RIAA.

by Red114 on Feb 4, 2010 2:03 AM PST reply actions  

??

It’s really annoying when people (YOU) who don’t know anything about music or singing, talk about music and singing. At what part did she not carry a tune? She is on tune the entire song. You might have been duped by the echo effect from the stadium. But in case you didn’t know, that’s just an echo. This girl can sing, and sing well. Please have a clue before you write something…

by FrankieSatin on Feb 4, 2010 2:58 AM PST reply actions  

Troll

Your first comment here is a diss to the person who created this site. On a topic about singing no less.

You are a douche

Tape an aspirin on it

by Higz on Feb 4, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I would go ahead and say

that this post by the Rev was intended to be provocative and that someone making a post about it is not that surprising.

RIP Nick Adenhart

by ihearhowie2.0 on Feb 4, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Responding to a provocation

is not insurance against one’s opinion being critiqued.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 4, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not really the point

The point is: Who the hell is Frankie Samo, and what bridge did he crawl out from under?

Tape an aspirin on it

by Higz on Feb 4, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The national anthem has no business being song at sporting events.

It is out of context and inappropriate.

Captain, there are doubt's...

by Match Day 5 on Feb 4, 2010 4:56 AM PST reply actions  

Where should it be sung?

I’d never hear it otherwise… ;)

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 4, 2010 5:55 AM PST up reply actions  

From speakers mounted to the sides of our tanks and military aircraft

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

That's a better location... agree...

but for those of us who are not riding in military vehicles, I like hearing it as much as often.

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 4, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Join Today!

“See the world! Accelerate your life! Be all you can be and experience the National Anthem every day!”

I should have been a recruiter…

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Not on my track

I usually always had Black Sabbath blaring through the headset from my Walkman while cruising about the Sinai in an M113 way too many years ago

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 4, 2010 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Cruising about the Sinai?

Were you in the IDF?

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I was with the Eighty Deuce

A Co, 2/325 Abn Inf — back in the 80s I was part of the Multinational Force and Observers that oversaw the transfer of the Sinai from Israel to Egypt.

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 4, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

Wish I could’ve gone somewhere kind of off the beaten path (at least in US terms) when I was in.

Although I’ll say that the Cherry Point/New Bern area of North Carolina could qualify as another planet to people from So Cal.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if your definition of "nice" is spending six months

of being slow roasted by the desert sun, having every drop of blood sucked out of you by flies & fleas or wandering into minefields that nobody ever thought to put on a map. Spending six months ogling Italian babes in Vicenza is more of my definition of “nice”. I take it you just got out recently. Didn’t you have to go to Iraq or Assgrabistan?

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 4, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope

Surprisingly I never got deployed. I was a Marine reservist, but spent my first year + on active duty in the States. I was supposed to go to Afghanistan at the end of ’04 but that got canned for some reason.

Some of us were supposed to go to Japan once for a month-long exercise and that got canned too. Another year we were supposed to go to Poland for a NATO exercise…didn’t happen. It always seemed to be a funding issue somewhere way up the chain. By the time I was done with college and was totally available to go somewhere, they had decided to decomission my unit. So, I dealt with that whole situation my last year or so.

I just meant “nice” in regards to Siani in that it’s somewhere very few people in the US military have been. It would’ve been cool to go…somewhere at least and come back with a few stories. It’s not like my job wasn’t important or anything either, I was Aviation Ordnance.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I was an Aviation Electrician

Spent most of my time (2 1/2 yrs) with MAG-41 in Dallas.

Went to a Cowboys game.

by WiHaloFan on Feb 4, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? You were part of my parent command then

I was MALS-41 out at Miramar after my first year or so. We had MAG-46 taking care of all our admin business and whatnot, though.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Quite a bit before your time, but...

Memphis (Millington) for school, VMFP-3 in El Toro, and then MAG-41. I know El Toro is gone and so are the F-4’s, but is the school still in Memphis?

by WiHaloFan on Feb 4, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, that is a long time ago

They moved the school to Pensacola, FL with just about all the other aviation jobs. I went there in 03/04 when it was still fairly new. About a year later it pretty much got wiped out by a hurricane. For all I know, the classes are now held under water and sand.

 My C school was in Cherry Point, NC afterwards.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d probably enjoy visiting Sinai today largely because of nostalgia

Mostly I just remember it as a lot of really shitty looking real estate, with no surfable beaches and the only female things around were Bedouin women who weren’t much prettier than their camels. There were a few moments that would hold great memories for me later in life that I didn’t appreciate at the time, like finding a World War I battlefield that had been untouched for decades, or visiting St Catherine’s, the Byzantine fortress monastery near the base of Mt Sinai, or finding ancient Semitic images carved into the rock walls of a cave. I wish I could have spent more time experiencing them, perhaps taking pictures or wall tracings, but sadly history really didn’t interest me at that age. The only things on my mind in those days were Jack Daniels & chasing after girls wearing tubetops back in Fayetteville. I generally viewed getting deployed overseas as more of a nuisance than an adventure. It sounds like you had a "lucky" MOS and it’s truly a shame that you didn’t get your travel wish although I’d also consider it a blessing not getting deployed to either of the current wars. I was only sent into combat once, during Operation Urgent Fury in Grenada back in ’83, and it was thankfully all over in less than two weeks although they were certainly the longest two weeks of my life. I can’t even imagine doing the 16-month long tours that you guys have to do nowadays and in many cases, repeatedly. I didn’t think it at the time, but suppose I was fortunate to have served in the era that I did.

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

by Quad Fin Rider on Feb 4, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you

(and any others in our community)
for serving our country

by Raaddad on Feb 4, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what most of the people who did go told me

Some people in my unit did get deployed, either voluntarily or otherwise. Occasionally when an active duty unit was leaving there would be extra spots open for certain jobs. Typically people who didn’t have much going on would sign up for those spots or get picked if their job was a necessity. Typically if you were in college, or had a major committment back home (like a newborn, critical civilian job, etc) they would tend to avoid selecting you. I heard some messed up stories from a few guys so you’re probably right about being lucky.

I kind of had to laugh on the plane during my first trip outside of North America. I was en-route to Germany to fulfill the study abroad requirement for my minor. So, my first overseas trip had nothing to do with the Corps and I’d been in for about 5 years at that point and been told I might be going overseas 3-5 times without it ever happening.

It’s funny how ironic life is sometimes.

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What would Eazy-E say about that?

“Cruisin’ down the street in my six fo….”

would be ….

“cruisin’ down the sinai in my m113 …”

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 4, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a good one

But I have a feeling it would get me banned…

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. And that's the problem.

By reducing it to just another pregame skit you cheapen it’s meaning. Just like when the Suckees sing God Bless America during the 7th innning stretch: “Here comes the ”http://deadspin.com/5383328/god-bless-ronan-tynans-anti+semitism" >anti-semite. Time to piss and buy nachos!"

At least at the Olympics you represent your country. Maybe if there was a disclaimer, something like, “In honor of the people who sacrificed for and those who work hard to maintain the peace, prosperity and freedom that enable us to enjoy this sporting event today, please indulge this performance of the US National Anthem.” Without this, it’s a meangingless gimmick; propaganda.

Captain, there are doubt's...

by Match Day 5 on Feb 4, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

oops

link fail. Ronan Tynan.

Captain, there are doubt's...

by Match Day 5 on Feb 4, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear ya.

I’m just a curmudgeon, but I weep during the medal ceremonies.

Captain, there are doubt's...

by Match Day 5 on Feb 4, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer "O, Beautiful"

lyrics by Walt Whitman. If anything, we should be singing about how beautiful this country is, and not “bombs bursting in air.” Is this a baseball game or a video game?!

by Raaddad on Feb 4, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I miss Lou Rawls

Best Angel anthem singer ever. In addition to other qualities, he’d actually enunciate the ye-olde contractions (“over” instead of “o’er”), which makes all the sense in the world, if you think about it.

by mattwelch on Feb 4, 2010 5:22 AM PST reply actions  

Except that F. Scott Key actually *wrote* "o'er".

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 4, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Aww man, better hide the Fun Box...

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Feb 4, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

She didn’t sound that bad to me in the video, but then again I have tinnitus…..

by firebird81 on Feb 4, 2010 8:10 AM PST reply actions  

HAS SPRING TRAINING STARTED YET?!

Seriously, though, I’m all in favor of lambasting the vacuity that is American Idolatry, but aren’t we assigning blame or perversity where none likely exists?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but outside of special occasions aren’t the National Anthem singers largely just anyone that writes in with a tape? I recall reading somewhere on the official site that anyone could perform it, they simply have to mail in an audition recording. And isn’t it likely that generally it’s only starry-eyed little tarts that want that much attention so they can role play the chippies on their favorite show? And isn’t it likely they’re aided by their tone-deaf parents who want to help meal ticket realize her dreams?

Not that any of this excuses the fact that thanks to Angels baseball I have twice – TWICE – in my life actually had to hear Kenny G live without any prior warning.

"That ball went where he threw it!" - Rex Hudler

by Zoe Necrosis on Feb 4, 2010 9:28 AM PST reply actions  

You make a sensible counterpoint

and a Kenny G warning really should be in effect.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 4, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Zoe has it right.

The Angels annually receive about 200 submissions, which they require to be sung a cappella and in a traditional manner, and at no longer than 1 1/2 minutes. One of the more unusual submissions came a few years ago from a Neil Diamond impersonator.
 
“We’re very conservative,” said Bull, who estimated that “99%” of the time, the anthems at Angels games are sung without accompaniment. “We don’t like a stylized version because for us a stylized version becomes more about the singer than the song itself, and the song deserves respect.”

(source)

Rest in peace, Rory. When I think of some of the greatest moments in my Angels fandom, I hear your voice describing them. Thanks for everything you gave us.

by AlanFalcon on Feb 4, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Also from that article

… the Dodgers narrowly averted a clubhouse riot when Kenny G performed at Dodger Stadium before the sixth game of the National League playoffs against the New York Mets. The saxophonist took two minutes rather than the normal 1 1/2 minutes, a Times article said. What’s more, the Times reported, at certain points his rendition “didn’t sound like the national anthem.”
 
Steve Sax, the Dodgers’ second baseman, shook his fist at Kenny G while walking back to the dugout after the performance, which he later described as “the worst I’ve ever heard. . . . It was terrible.” Pitcher Mike Marshall concurred: “It was a disgrace to America.”

Rest in peace, Rory. When I think of some of the greatest moments in my Angels fandom, I hear your voice describing them. Thanks for everything you gave us.

by AlanFalcon on Feb 4, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

outfielder Mike Marshall

poorly researched LA TIMES piece of shit was only a decade and a half off.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 4, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

one reason the Angels demand A- Capella

is that they laid off their organist and have a CD backup which cannot improvise to the pace set by the singer.

by Rev Halofan on Feb 4, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we need a brave volunteer from HH to step up to the mike & represent

Not sure about a-capella, but we do have a few musicians like Nate and Jim Scully who could lay down a good rendition I bet—maybe like a Lynyrd Skynryd wall-o-guitars or a mellow but linear MIles Davis jazz version.
or how ’bout 5 guys and a kazoo, or would that “disgrace America”?

by Raaddad on Feb 4, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

HH BAND:

cupie on bass
yeswecan on drums
Jim Scully on Guitar

So far so good…

by Rev Halofan on Feb 4, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I could see you , Rev

doing like a cool-daddy beatnik poetic rendition of the “Star Spangled Banner” while the HH dudes jam tastefully beside you: “Like, oh say can you see, baby…” With a red beret, black turtleneck, sandals. Maybe have Opiejeanne and a few us in the background snapping our fingers, and muttering, “Cool, baby..”
Find a sax player and I’m down with the bongos.
They could give away red Halos berets and Free Hud stickers.

by Raaddad on Feb 5, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

No! That ...... would be ....... too ............. Shatner-esque

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 5, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Free Hud with purchase of a second Hud!

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 5, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

beatnik poet ...

I start thinking of Mike Myers in “So I Married an Axe Murderer…”

“harriet, sweet harriet, hard hearted harbinger of haggis…”

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Feb 6, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

How about Borat?

[to the tune of the SSB]

Kazakhstan is the greatest
Country in the world..

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Feb 16, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

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