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Before Hideki Matsui homered in Wednesday's game he crushed a deep foul that smashed in the windshield of Arte Moreno's Mercedes.

A) Shoulda bought American?
B) Shoulda bought Dominican?

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Arte needs to park in fair territory from now on.

No sympathy for taking it on the chin over balls out of play.

"God watches over drunks and third baseman." - the Immortal Leo Durocher, predicting the coming of Brandon Wood...

by Stirrups on Mar 24, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have bought a Toyota.

It would been recalled, and in the shop, getting repaired.

by eyespy on Mar 24, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Or driving around the parking lot in constant motion, unable to stop.

"God watches over drunks and third baseman." - the Immortal Leo Durocher, predicting the coming of Brandon Wood...

by Stirrups on Mar 24, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their new sales pitch...

…“Moving ahead…whether you like it or not.”

by sothball on Mar 24, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Change You Can't Believe!"

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Mar 25, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oops.

Rest in peace, Rory. When I think of some of the greatest moments in my Angels fandom, I hear your voice describing them. Thanks for everything you gave us.

by AlanFalcon on Mar 24, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

In related news,

Matsui ain’t getting paid for his services in April. Haha

Time to see what Wood's got!

by 101halo on Mar 24, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I can see it now.

Arte: Uh, Hideki?
Matsui: Yes, Boss?
Arte: You know, that window you hit?
Matsui: Yes?
Arte: Well it costs… um…. $1Million to replace, and it’s coming out of your paycheck.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Mar 24, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule #1 of being an Angel

Dont mess with the bosses car.

Stanzilla i hope Arte is not a crazy man.

(seen him in person, nicest guy in the world. Talk to a kid with a broken foot for 5 minutes while eating with 4 other angel executives. He is no Paul Snyder, racist.)

Will it be taken out of his pay?

FATHER OF A WONDERFUL SON VLADIMIR
Sorry not named after Guerrero...but would be cool

by DAD OF VLAD on Mar 24, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

See immediately above your post.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Mar 24, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Agent: “Arte, look at me do i look that stupid.”
Arte: “if your want Angel Tickets you are.”
Agent: “Next to Scott Boras”
Arte: “Bleachers, bitch”
Agent: “I am a dummy and a little tea pot”
Arte: “that is right”

FATHER OF A WONDERFUL SON VLADIMIR
Sorry not named after Guerrero...but would be cool

by DAD OF VLAD on Mar 24, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Mar 25, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are the odds?

That’s pretty awesome. I hope Arte doesn’t pass the bill onto us by raising ticket prices an extra millionth of a cent.

I'm wearing a "Markas" patch on my sleeve this season.

by Rally Manatee on Mar 24, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If only...

“…Angels employees retrived the foul ball and delivered it to Moreno at his seat next to the Angels dugout…”

They should have had ’Zilla sign the ball and taken a picture/video of it being delivered.

Would have been classic.

by RedFog on Mar 24, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Godzilla

Already smashn’ stuff.

It's Always Somethin'

by Funke5ive on Mar 24, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

B) still wish we had vlad

but I am warming up to the idea of Godzilla destroying cars, balls, and pitchers…

I still think we should have kept me

by VladdyG on Mar 24, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMN IT, STAN...

Halos & Clips...must have something to do with the color red and jaded pasts...

by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Mar 24, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking forward to the...

Stanzilla / Fuentesaurus Rex RAWWWWRRRR-combo later in the season

I see red people

by The Limey on Mar 25, 2010 5:43 AM PDT reply actions  

We gotta have the authentic Godzilla roar

AAAAAHHHHHHHEEERRNNTT!!!

Come on, I know somebody here can find it. Raaddad, Higz?

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Mar 25, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROAR

I was shocked at how many of these are on YooTube

by Higz on Mar 25, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Authenticity Abounds!

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Mar 25, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

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