Japanese batter destroys German glass of Mexican owner

Before Hideki Matsui homered in Wednesday's game he crushed a deep foul that smashed in the windshield of Arte Moreno's Mercedes.

A) Shoulda bought American?
B) Shoulda bought Dominican?

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no genki - No bueno - das ist schlect

I love this team.

by Downing Rules on Mar 24, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions

Arte needs to park in fair territory from now on.

No sympathy for taking it on the chin over balls out of play.

"God watches over drunks and third baseman." - the Immortal Leo Durocher, predicting the coming of Brandon Wood...

by Stirrups on Mar 24, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions

Should have bought a Toyota.

It would been recalled, and in the shop, getting repaired.

by eyespy on Mar 24, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions

Or driving around the parking lot in constant motion, unable to stop.

"God watches over drunks and third baseman." - the Immortal Leo Durocher, predicting the coming of Brandon Wood...

by Stirrups on Mar 24, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Their new sales pitch...

…“Moving ahead…whether you like it or not.”

by sothball on Mar 24, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

"Change You Can't Believe!"

"You gotta have nuts." - Torii Hunter / Part-Time Nemesis of the HH Reply Function

by Commander_Nate on Mar 25, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions

Oops.

Rest in peace, Rory. When I think of some of the greatest moments in my Angels fandom, I hear your voice describing them. Thanks for everything you gave us.

by AlanFalcon on Mar 24, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions

In related news,

Matsui ain’t getting paid for his services in April. Haha

Time to see what Wood's got!

by 101halo on Mar 24, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, I can see it now.

Arte: Uh, Hideki?
Matsui: Yes, Boss?
Arte: You know, that window you hit?
Matsui: Yes?
Arte: Well it costs… um…. $1Million to replace, and it’s coming out of your paycheck.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Mar 24, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Rule #1 of being an Angel

Dont mess with the bosses car.

Stanzilla i hope Arte is not a crazy man.

(seen him in person, nicest guy in the world. Talk to a kid with a broken foot for 5 minutes while eating with 4 other angel executives. He is no Paul Snyder, racist.)

Will it be taken out of his pay?

FATHER OF A WONDERFUL SON VLADIMIR
Sorry not named after Guerrero...but would be cool

by DAD OF VLAD on Mar 24, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions

See immediately above your post.

Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

by red floyd on Mar 24, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I'd like to hear Arte telling his insurance agent...

…"My car was damaged by Godzilla. Yes, seriously. Do you want to see his foul ball?"

by sothball on Mar 24, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs

Agent: “Arte, look at me do i look that stupid.”
Arte: “if your want Angel Tickets you are.”
Agent: “Next to Scott Boras”
Arte: “Bleachers, bitch”
Agent: “I am a dummy and a little tea pot”
Arte: “that is right”

FATHER OF A WONDERFUL SON VLADIMIR
Sorry not named after Guerrero...but would be cool

by DAD OF VLAD on Mar 24, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions