and have a space for your first and last name to be printed (all caps) in individual boxes, letter by letter, so it ends up spelled correctly. You’d think in a 65% Asian school with a whole assortment of impossible last names they’d take the time to make sure of all the proper spellings. But nope, some stupid schmuck at a keyboard just blew right through mine, disregarding the entire purpose of me filling it out as such. It’s one thing when a waitress taking my name at Chili’s writes “Kelly” on her waiting list; this is entirely absurd.

I thought it got as bad as it gets when my last name got misspelled Dooq—which is way worse than the normal misspelling of Woods…I didn’t think my handwriting was THAT terrible.

N – E – W – G – R – O – L – S – C – H ?

That’s how I’d do it. But then, I love those mechanical cappers on the bottles! THe beer ain’t so bad, either.