Is Mark Teixeira a World Class Chump?

ANAHEIM, CA - APRIL 23: Mark Teixeira #25 of the New York Yankees is safe at homeplate in the third inning against Bobby Wilson #46 of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim on April 23, 2010 in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Lisa Blumenfeld/Getty Images)

To mix metaphors but not not mince words, Mark Teixeira is a worm worthy of being squished in between the toes of a fastball to the temple of his helmet.

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