Dallas Braden Reminds us that Baseball is Awesome.
Consider that even those of us who drafted Dallas Braden for their fantasy teams could not have predicted this. This afternoon's perfect game answers the question: Why is baseball so awesome? And the answer is not a math formula.
After a decade of trying to kill the magic out of the sport with friggin' numbers, it just takes one very special game to flood the whole sport with mojo.
No stat, no analysis, no opinion, no predictive method... nothing compares to the human narrative that is woven throughout the game of baseball. Example:
The timing was incredible. Braden, 26, made baseball history on Mother's Day, which has always been a difficult time for him. His mother, Jodie Atwood, died of cancer when he was in high school, and he was raised by his grandmother, Peggy Lindsey.
"With my grandma in the stands - to give her this, together, is perfect." said Braden. That was the right word for Sunday, and Lindsey was on hand for her grandson's extraordinary accomplishment. Afterward, Braden gave her a huge hug.
All research, quantification and numbers crunching over this game just crumbles into dust in the face of this sort of palpable magic.
One paragraph is a movie, one game is a totem for an interconnected consciousness impossible to articulate anywhere outside of the white lines and yet tangible so far beyond them.
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On the one hand I dont normally approve anything positive happening for a division rival...
but on the other hand, it’s such a goddamn compelling story.
Driven into right-center field, Erstad says he has it...the Angels, world champions!
Cool shit
Good for him, even if he thinks he’s “hard”. F an arod
by Quinlan's Goofy Swing on May 9, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions
It seems punking out A-Fraud is good for one's career
I hope this is discussed at the next team meeting.
"You gotta have nuts." / "Coming Around 3rd, especially if I'm ticked off, that's going to happen." - Torii Hunter
Great story.
Good for him. Also,
“Consider that even those of us who drafted Dallas Braden for their fantasy teams could not have predicted this”
I picked him up this morning. I feel like I’ve had something to do with it.
WTY's ERA+ = 159 : - ) -- Kevin Frandsen > Brandon Wood??????
by Figgi4life on May 9, 2010 11:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
He plays for chokeland, who really cares
They’ll be in last place within 10 days and all this be irrelevant. A fluke game for a fluke pitcher who got destroyed by the same lineup a week ago. Nice back story on his family but as most news in sports it’ll be forgotten soon with some other moment
They also had 12,000 fans at the game...terrible lol
Selig needs to contract them ASAP. They cant even out draw their AAA team in Suckramento
As an A's fan I agree
I’m glad that there are Angel’s fans out there who also feel that Selig needs to do something about the A’s attendance so they can have a higher payroll and be more competitive against the Angels year in and out.
Sometimes life will strike you out on a curve ball and the only choice you have is to flip off the umpire and walk to first base anyway.
by Threepwood XX on May 10, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A perfect game is baseball history
They’ll be in last place within 10 days and all this be irrelevant. A fluke game for a fluke pitcher who got destroyed by the same lineup a week ago. Nice back story on his family but as most news in sports it’ll be forgotten soon with some other moment.
I will make it a point to forget you in the next 60 seconds.
"I can't tell people what to think or not to think. Their perceptions are their perceptions. We just feel we've taken a step forward. At the end of the day, we have to play 162 games. Once that happens then we'll be able to evaluate the offseason moves."~Tony Reagins, on the Angels' offseason
by George Kaplan on May 10, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I called my A's friend as soon as it hit the 7th
And just said “turn on your game. Seriously.” Something like this transcends rivalry, I’d cheered every out on MLB network.
Time to see what Wood's got!
Well written Rev
This feat should have no mention of a rod. Baseball is awesome because of performances like this on days like this.
"Sometimes I'm a Closer... Sometimes I make it Closer"
The Halos 'Mom's day'
is set for May 29th. Every team had an honorary bat-girl picked from applicants through the Susan G Komen organization. Since the Angels were on the road on Mom’s day, they get a make-up.Perhaps we’ll have something special that day.
Lamest poster of all-time.
by ineptituderunsamok on May 9, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions
That's my Birthday!
What a sweet gift a perfect game would be!
Sportin' Wood!!
by angelskid2210 on May 10, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
As an A's fan who infrequently drops by to see what's going on
you put in very strong and succinct terms. This game which people attempt to dissect with numbers has moments which become memories which have strong emotions attached to them and that cannot be quantified whatsoever. Go A’s and Go Rev Halofan!!!!!!!!
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
Dallas Braden is a badass
for calling out A Rod, and for not slinking down when A Rod basically said he didnt care because whoever said that is a nothing.
All he did was step up and show he belongs. Now the next time he faces A Rod he can plunk him in the face, look at him, and know that he did that few others have done in the bigs.
Rivalry or not, good for him. I loudly cheered every pitch like it was an Angels.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
by PhiSlamma on May 10, 2010 12:55 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
+1
Nailed it.
The dugout in Texas has exactly 12 steps.
by Teixeira Who? on May 10, 2010 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions
IN THE FACE! INN THHE FAAACE!!!
by AlohaHalofan on May 10, 2010 7:20 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That would almost
almost get me to root for the A’s. In that game, I mean.
After hearing Braden's Grandma tell A-Rod to "stick it" after the game...
I know where he inherited his cojones from.
by hbhalofan on May 10, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Isn't the perfect game itself predicated on a fascination with numbers?
In this case, it’s fascination with the number zero: zero base runners. The fact that allowing zero base runners is very improbable makes a perfect game a “magic” event. Every other magical event—batting .400, hitting for the cycle, the unassisted triple play, etc.—is based on some numerical curiosity. Baseball has always been consumed by numbers and the things it gets emotional about, like perfect games and home-run records, wouldn’t even exist without associated statistics. Some are just a lot cooler than others. No one cares who holds the single-season record for highest WARP.
I’m not trying to be obtuse. I thought this was as cool as anything I’ve seen at least since the last perfect game (which was pitched less than a year ago against 7/9 of the same lineup, how crazy is that?), but I’ve never bought the overwrought “numbers are killing the human element” narrative. The philosophical argument over whether statistics say anything about the real world is hundreds of years old now, and the world has gone on anyways. It always gets shoehorned into simple dichotomies like progressivism vs. traditionalism or rationalism vs. romanticism. Why is it so hard to add another dimension and acknowledge that it’s possible to be emotional and analytic about something at the same time?
I can guarantee that even Dave Cameron gets worked up about the game on the field. I mean, I certainly do, and if academic credentialing is any indicator then I should be even further along in the process of having all of my organic components replaced by more computationally efficient cybernetic equivalents. I have to wonder how much of the stat abhorrence around here is just a division rivalry thing. First there was the A’s and Moneyball, now it’s the Mariners and Fangraphs. If that’s the case, why not be forthright about it? I would appreciate that more than being told that I don’t actually enjoy the game of baseball just because I know how a wOBA is calculated.
by Suboptimal on May 10, 2010 1:19 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
it is not that numbers are of no significance
it is that sabremetric discussions get so buried in jargon – and so arrogant in us-v-them attitude (despite shitty track records like the Beane ‘02 draft and Zdurniack’s current abortion) that in their quest to slay Goliath they rid the discussion of all non-quantifiable aspects (i.e. the human narratives accompanying great “numbers”). Give the aspberger casualties a month and they will dismiss this game as an “outlier” eventually to rationalize some reason Braden did not do something or the other.
They can’t have it both it ways – they can’t play that “many attend but few understand” card to establish an elite presence against the “fan who likes the human element” and then when the human element dominates act like they own a part of it.
The "mom died, grandma raised him, mother's day is hard for him" deal is above all numbers...
that’s PURE EMOTION and cannot be quantified. I think Rev was accurate in his assessment of the situation.
I was nearly in tears watching him hugging “Gram-gram” last night. I miss my Granny.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 10, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Flipped over to MLB to see the last inning. Division rival or not, there is not denying the exuberance that shone threw his face and the shear emotions shared by Braden, his teammates, and his grandmother following the last out. Congrats to him and the A’s on this day, but lets run them over next week.
The only thing I know
Is Braden averages about a baserunner per inning. So counting this and his next start, let’s get him back to his average – 18 Halo baserunners next Friday! Maybe some of them will even score.
The HK-47 hitting droid is the finest line drive machine ever built
What? Score?
Unless we’re talking about Naps gettin’ laid you are asking for WAY too much.
Alright Brandon, you're free..........and we're waiting.
by halofan4life on May 10, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
He may have given this as a gift to his grandma ...
but he really gave it to the Rays. No freaking hits, and he has been nothing but mediocre this year. It’s one thing to take a no-no when your team faces Randy Johnson, or even Mark Buehrle or Mike Witt, but Braden? Good for Braden but Joe Maddon has to be pissed.
A couple of things. First, it was 209 day at the park. People from the 209 area code [where Stockton, Braden’s hometown is located] got steeply reduced ticket prices if they sat in Section 209. Stockton, a central valley town is about 72 miles away. I doubt many folks from that highly depressed area made the drive. Typical Oakland A’s dumbass promotion.
Secondly, the A’s announcer Ken Korach had no “game” as it were during the events. No “in a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened.” Nothing interesting. And after the game, when Ken was trying to put the game in historical perspective, he repeatedly said that there had been “19 no hitters” in the history of baseball, instead of 19 perfect games. Dude is not the sharpest announcer out there. Made me glad we have Terry Smith.
Kudos to Braden. Aside from the foolish A-Rod incident, he seems like a class guy. He’s had a tough life, and it’s nice to see him have a moment in the sun.
Rory Markas. Alex Chilton. 2010, you suck!
Yeah the announcer blew it.
“He did it, He did it”… wtf?
by AlohaHalofan on May 10, 2010 7:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The Good:
“Kudos to Braden. Aside from the foolish A-Rod incident, he seems like a class guy. He’s had a tough life, and it’s nice to see him have a moment in the sun.”
The rest is just plain old jibberish and rubbish.
by Colorado Fan on May 10, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't like the guy...
I acknowledge the accomplishment. I don’t want anything good to happen to a divisional rival. Plus I still think his “my mound” hissy fit was ridiculous.
The 209
where people from the 209 have to tell other people from the 209 that they’re from the 209 by wearing 209 shirts.
Sorry, can’t cheer for anybody named “Dallas.”
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
Stockton = Shit hole
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" - Kenny Powers
by DAD OF VLAD on May 10, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks Dallas
How do i top that for my mom and wife. this is unfair. I guess flowers will have to do
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" - Kenny Powers
Where were yoou
when this one needed jinxing?
by Rev Halofan on May 10, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
IT WAS MOTHERS DAY
I was treating the wife to her gift, ME. and taking day naps
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" - Kenny Powers
by DAD OF VLAD on May 10, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm still trying to translate that last sentence.
I am fan various years ago.
Translation: Numbers mean nothing on the field.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
kinda but more
it means that with the simple structure of the rules of the game, greater truths about what it means to be human and experience life can be revealed in ways that would be impossible to verbalize or illustrate of the game did not exist and yet their truest significance is to add meaning to OUR lives, the ones who are not even playing under those structured rules.
^but i did not want to use that many words to say it^
by Rev Halofan on May 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Its great for baseball........good for me as a fan of baseball......
especially great for Dallas Braden….and the A’s……I dont even care that he plays for the A’s
There’s no doubt that the team and Braden played a helluva game……congrats to them and to him. Simply amazing.
"If we can put four quarters together, that's the objective. Let's see how somebody else feels playing from behind." (TWCS)
by norcaliangelsfan on May 10, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions
geneticicall inherited from...
the blarney stone
by Rev Halofan on May 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I've actually kissed that chunk of bacteria
didn’t help me squat
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
Do you think A-Fraud knows who Braden is now?
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
Calling out Abitch
and pitching a perfect game. I’d say it’s been a pretty good 17 day stretch for Bradon.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
Yep. Points just for calling out the douche.
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch

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