Kids are perceptive
My daughter is 4 years old and is a baseball savant. She calls balls and strikes on TV and even tells me when the umpire 'should' have called the pitch a strike. She can name all the players including the coaches, and has favorite players and guys she doesn't like. A group of parents and I were talking and we were commenting about how perceptive some kids can be, and the fact that they are so honest about their feelings. So my wife and I decided for fun to get her perception on some players, it turns out she is more perceptive than we thought.
Below are some of her observations and feelings.
Kendry Morales - He has weird teeth, hits the ball hard
Howie Kendrick - I like him daddy, he always smiles, gets hits, and is friends with mike scioscia (she is referring to the Howards commercials)
Erick Aybar- He doesnt always get hits, but sometimes dives for the ball. Throws hard
Brandon Wood- I dont like him (why audrey?) because he always swings and misses (And what happens after that?) its the other teams turn to bat.
Mike Napoli - He always has a beard, hits homeruns, I like him
Jeff mathis - why is he catching today? where is Mike Napoli?
Torii Hunter- He is my favorite Angel, now that Vladdy and Chone Figgins is gone. He is the best. (she names her fish Torri Hunter)
Bobby Abreu - He seems like he is slow. Why does he always look at the umpire after the pitch?
Juan Rivera - Sometimes he hits Homeruns but I dont know if I like him or not
Macier Izturis - No daddy no! (she cowers away at his photo and when he comes to bat covers her eyes. She is scared of him, but listens to what happens and claps for him)
Rob Quinlan -Why is he batting, look how he's batting daddy
Mike Scioscia- Why is he always rubbing his mouth
Scott sheids - Uh Oh
Brian Fuentes - (she only sees him when its away games because she can't stay up late. but when we showed him to her for this post she rolled her eyes and said...) Not again... (she hates when the other team scores and this is what she says when the score, but also what she says when he comes into the game)
Chone Figgins and Vladdy- We still like them right daddy, can we still root for them when they aren't playing the Angels?
John Lackey - BOOOOO Red Sox!
when I asked about the pitchers she says -We need some better ones.
I know this is a departure from all of the, "I hate Tony Reagins for not making a trade" or "what are we going to do about..." posts, and I am sure that most won't care. I found it interesting that most of the things that we feel while watching the games are being felt by kids too. My daughter watches each game and always comments. I just thought I'd write them down.
Finally when I said what would you want to say to the Angels Audrey? ---- "Get some hits! and throw strikes!"
Kids are smart. Get some hits and throw strikes Angels.
This is what she does when Maicer comes to bat.. and she asks, "Did he get a hit" she just doesn't want to look at him
She got an autograph from Torii Hunter
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The Bobby Abreu one is classic.
I HATE how he always looks back at the umpire, I thought he could hit? Why is he always trying to draw walks…
#34, never forget.
LOL, afraid of Maicer? Why?
I would think Rodney or Fuentesaurus would be the ones to scare little kids. Maybe Kendry too…unfortunately we haven’t been seeing much of him lately.
"You gotta have nuts." / "Coming Around 3rd, especially if I'm ticked off, that's going to happen." - Torii Hunter
She hates the way he looks and says he looks like a troll.
Fuentes = The New 'F' Word
by Sinatrasratpack on Jul 8, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Tell her he's a Hobbit
Everyone likes Hobbits, don’t they?
"You gotta have nuts." / "Coming Around 3rd, especially if I'm ticked off, that's going to happen." - Torii Hunter
by Commander_Nate on Jul 8, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks,
Sounds like you’ve got a smart cookie on your hands. Does she have any insights on Matsui? How ’bout the new guys?
Your little cutie has a career in the Halo front office.
She needs to make a call to Reagins today.
"Wastin away again in Minor-Leaguer-Ville..."
Enjoyed this
She’s adorable and you are clearly doing a nice job of parenting/recruiting.
Gets harder to know when to laugh and when to correct as they grow up. My 12-year old surfing, shortstop playing son now turns to me and straightfaces a “Dude, who neutered Godzilla?” when Matsui strikes out.
"That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball." ~Bill Veeck
she did have an argument with me and maybe HH can settle it
is Godzilla a dragon, or a dinosaur?
Fuentes = The New 'F' Word
by Sinatrasratpack on Jul 8, 2010 10:38 AM PDT reply actions
sez wikipedia:
In one planning stage. Godzilla was described as “a cross between a gorilla and a whale”,3 alluding to his size, power and aquatic origin.
…
a giant, mutant dinosaur with rough, bumpy charcoal-gray scales, a long powerful tail, and jagged, bone-colored dorsal fins. Godzilla’s iconic character design is a blended chimera inspired by various prehistoric reptiles, gleaned from children’s dinosaur books and illustrations from an issue of Life magazine: Godzilla has the head and lower body of a Tyrannosaurus, a triple row of dorsal plates reminiscent of a Stegosaurus, the neck and forearms of Iguanodon and the tail and skin texture of a crocodile.
Dinosaur
Mutated by radiation from nukes. I was an avid Godzilla fan until around age 12 or 13.
"You gotta have nuts." / "Coming Around 3rd, especially if I'm ticked off, that's going to happen." - Torii Hunter
by Commander_Nate on Jul 8, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, after observing his pay in the field and at the plate of late: dinosaur.
"Wastin away again in Minor-Leaguer-Ville..."
He leaves his money on the diamond?
;)
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on Jul 10, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
my personal favorite line;
Q: What happens after brandon wood bats?
A: It’s the other teams turn to bat
that was how she answered it
Fuentes = The New 'F' Word
by Sinatrasratpack on Jul 8, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions
That was a good one. I actually Laughed Out Loud.
Now stuck in Colorado Springs
by stuck in Romania on Jul 8, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
My 3-year-old daughter is the same way.
Though not quite as advanced as your daughter. She has her favorite players, but likes to give them funny names. My favorite of her’s is “Matsui-ui-ui”.
Our problem came at Spring Training this year, Angels vs. Rangers. Vladdy came to the plate. “Why Big Daddy wearing blue daddy?” she asked. I did my best to explain, but ended in a meltdown. There I am, with a screaming 3-year-old, crying because Big Daddy is “not wearing a red shirt.” Priceless.
Don’t even bother to ask her about the Angels jacket I picked up for her. Her response, “Daddy, ’dis not my Angels jacket! ’Dis my Scioscia jacket”. Once again, priceless.
"Sometimes it looks bad and sometimes it doesn't, but I'm not going to stop swinging" - Vlad Guerrero
The Scot Shields one...
Is absolutely priceless. I think everyone both young and old says “uh oh” in unison whenever he comes into the game hahaha.
Wonderful post!!!
I have a 4 year old daughter too and I’m trying to get her more into baseball. She doesn’t have much patience though for watching for more than a few minutes at a time. She does like going to the games though.
oh, and your daughter is beautiful!
Now stuck in Colorado Springs
by stuck in Romania on Jul 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
I love it!
I have a daughter who is almost 4 and a son who just turned 2 and I can totally relate. My daughter doesnt want to watch the angels anymore because they keep losing… although she asks me almost everyday if the angels won or lost. My son yells at the players- particularly wood, abreu and matsui- to swing while he whips his blue plastic bat around and screams “do it like this! SWING and smack!”
by Balls and Strikes on Jul 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks for sharing.
My daughter is only 8 months, but she watches intently. We think she likes the red and white. Her room is decorated red and white. We jokingly say Napoli is her favorite because it seems like she always focuses really hard when he’s up.
So, my favorite was her Jeff Mathis comment. “Why is he catching?” Basically the same as a number of my HH posts early this season, but in fewer words.
"jut keep winning babt" - Moondoggy
This is the best thing I've ever read on this website.
Your daughter understands baseball and is way too adorable. You must be proud.
Kids say the darndest things
and you can quote me.
Your little girl is as cute as a button! She’s even cuter than our kitten (see avatar), and that’s going some.
Very cool post
What baseball is all about.
My kids were both brought up on the Halos, but your girl is really sharp bro.
This was fun to read and your daughter is adorable!
Kids pick up a lot of what their parents say and do, however, so be careful when an opposing team gets the better of us!
Great post.
And your observation about children is right on! It is true — they are emotional creatures and totally in touch with their feelings. Because they are unarmored and open. Unfortunately, bad parenting and acculturation tend to train them out of this….Only the really lucky ones with wise and in tune parents avoid this fate. Sounds like you’re a good dad. May you, like your daughter stay forever young.
And go Halos !
Fantastic idea for a post, ratpack.
Your daughter is simply adorable, and very very smart.
She should be glad she doesn’t get to stay up late for the end of most Angels games.
Greatest Family Ever
I don’t know you but I think I already love you and your family. =)
"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome." --Booker T. Washington
She recently commented (since I originally did this post)
“Fuentes is doing good… Did Mike Scioscia tell him to throw strikes?”
I said, “Mike Butcher is the pitching coach and he probably told him to.”
“Oh..(look of amazement on her) maybe he should have told him before.”
Fuentes = The New 'F' Word
by Sinatrasratpack on Jul 16, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
Contact the Cubs
She’s officially smarter than Jim Hendry, and the Cubs are paying him something like $3M a year. Put her to work for a season or two and the college fund is taken care of.
"I can't tell people what to think or not to think. Their perceptions are their perceptions. We just feel we've taken a step forward. At the end of the day, we have to play 162 games. Once that happens then we'll be able to evaluate the offseason moves."~Tony Reagins, on the Angels' offseason

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