I'd have made this a fanshot, but I can't figure out any way to attach a poll to one.
So here we go.
We all know that this season sucks. It's a given. Kendry's leg. Pineiro's ribs. The offense. The bullpen.
The question is what happened to make the gods of Baseball so pissed off at us to make this happen.
The poll includes the usual suspects, but I'm not going to put a "something else" option. Please feel free to post alternative explanations in the comments.
Why are the Baseball gods angry?
We let Hud go (112 votes)
Snuggie Night (44 votes)
"Buttercup" (50 votes)
"You're the One" (25 votes)
No Mini-Sirloin Burgers (119 votes)
Bud Selig bribed everyone on the team (6 votes)
356 total votes