Loyal as all hell Arte Moreno did not fire Tony Reagins. He supposedly accepted the Ninja's resignation and then sent word that the Angels ex-General Manager was being reassigned to "special assistant to Chairman Dennis Kuhl".
Dennis Kuhl doesn't do anything, has no say, no power, shows up and smiles and is really nice, probably puts out a fire here or there involving the general public, made sure to give Derek Jeter a painting, and after ruining the radio station has been kicked upstairs where he can't do any harm.
Being the special assistant to that. This is like being the guy who tunes the bass guitar for the Doors.
Out of mind, out of harm's way, out of our hair, but not outta sight.
Time to watch a video with lyrical logic...