Way OT: Dear Stirrups...
If Stirrups gave relationship advice to the lovelorn - assuming he doesn't already - is this what it would look like?
Regardless, I immediately thought of Stirrups when I saw this. May the flowchart be with you.
7 months ago
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Three years???
That’s just not healthy.
Christmas List: DFA Mathis, Trade Abreu, Fire Reagins, Sign Buehrle
by Nathan Aderhold on Oct 23, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
No flow chart needed - the guy was gay and it took him a while to figure it out.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
Not necessarily...
one of those flowchart questions should have been “Have you gained 80 lbs since dating him?”
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
by Quad Fin Rider on Oct 23, 2011 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But they never had sex in the first place. Weight probably not a factor
Willits? Check. Reagins? Check. Waiting on Mathis
Increased weight could have equaled decreased sexual desire for him--very superficial, but, still.
Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.
I have it on good authority that this is a picture of the man...or woman in the letter

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