Continuing my laughable Topps cards of 2011 ... next up is the great Kazmir, certainly due for a...

Continuing my laughable Topps cards of 2011 ... next up is the great Kazmir, certainly due for a breakout season in 2011.

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wow

I take it you don't have the DOV Secret Decoder Ring
You need to drink more ovaltine
-Quad Fin Rider

by DAD OF VLAD on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 AM PDT reply actions

If he's due for a "breakout" season

It certainly won’t be with the Angels.

Seriously, is Lyle Spencer writing this crap?

"The older I get, the more I learn, the more I hate how useless old rich people are at doing things correctly." ~ Phislamma

Angels 2011 W-L record with the alternate red jersey: 17-12

by blast21dave on Oct 24, 2011 11:47 AM PDT reply actions

This was a prediction for the 2011 season.

And obviously a pretty terrible one at that..

Faith Focus Finish

by b0rd3rline on Oct 24, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

TOPPS found Tony Reagins

scouting notebook he used to evaluate players / trades.

From Jeff Mathis' TOPPS card: "Jeff is a defensive catcher, but he can rake it when it counts." Jeff has a lifetime .199 MLB batting average

by mustard_man on Oct 24, 2011 12:28 PM PDT reply actions

I am a traveller of both time and space

to be where I have been
-Kashmir

by Rev Halofan on Oct 24, 2011 12:45 PM PDT reply actions

The lawyers who defended Big Tobacco now work for Topps

That’s the only logical explanation.

by JeffJoiner on Oct 24, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions

Tabasco is good on eggs

I take it you don't have the DOV Secret Decoder Ring
You need to drink more ovaltine
-Quad Fin Rider

by DAD OF VLAD on Oct 24, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

You spell well, but should learn to read

by eyespy on Oct 26, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Topps also has THIS card available, written by Lyle Spencer:

At 69, Col. Muammar Gadhafi is a strong candidate to return to form in 2012. An esteemed, 42-year leader of Libya, this former worldwide sponsor of terrorism is looking forward to getting his health and mechanics in order.

"I'm Tony Reagins. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."

by PieceOfAase on Oct 24, 2011 1:38 PM PDT reply actions