My top 5 closer songs
There is a lot going on these days with the new GM, our dreams of a DFA for Mathis, Gold Glove awards, and the potential for the free agent silly season. But I wanted to write about something beyond all those things: Closer songs.
It is a subject that has been discussed before by other writers (and probably somewhere on HH, although I couldn't find it in a quick search) but it was something I found myself daydreaming about the other day after I left the adult hardball league I play in. (I'm struggling with getting older).
To the point, I was imagining what song I would go to battle to if I were a Major League closer.
There have been some good ones over the years. Mariano Rivera and Billy Wagner had Enter Sandman. Gagne had Welcome to the Jungle. AC/DC is consistently around.
I often feel, though, that these tunes fall into a stereotype of the defacto hard rock/metal bands mantra of closer songs. While they seem appropriate, I hope to add some ideas that maybe aren't totally off that track, but are a little more unique or at the very least, cool.
Without further adieu, and with a nod to "High Fidelity", My All Time Top Five Closer Songs:
5. Iggy Pop and the Stooges - "Search and Destroy" I knew I was going to do an Iggy song on this list and I was leaning toward "I wanna be your dog" because the arrangement and guitar riff are dark and ominous, but the song itself is kind of self-loathing in an angry way. So I went with the straight-forward rock song. I am here to end you.
4. The Black Keys - "I Got Mine" Solid blues rock duo. They absolutely kill it in this song. (Side note: Saw them live a couple years ago when this album came out at the Glass House in Pomona. Ridiculously amazing show. Blew me away, much like Jordan Walden often does to the enemy). It could pump up the crowd and it can (if you allow for some interpretation leeway) represent the battle between a closer and a batter. I got mine (my best pitch) let's see if you can beat it. And if I beat you, I got mine (which is a win and a save).
http://youtu.be/qLCrgQ7DR44
3. Sam and Dave - "Hold On (I'm Coming)" What's better than some soul for a time that needs someone to step up and and put the game on their shoulders? It's fun, funky and spells out exactly what is going on. The game is on the line, we need someone to lead us to victory, to win the day, to beat back the villains in our way and only one man can do it. Hold on everyone, I'm coming to save the day.
2. Rinocerose - "Get Ready Now" Short story: One time while in college my roommate and I had a song off. We each would choose a song to compete against the other for supremacy. He went with some loud techno thing-a-ma-jig. It was crazy and wild. I chose this. I won. Now, it would need some editing because it is long and the intro and between parts are quiet and slow. But the main chorus is loud, intense, and gets you FREAKIN PUMPED! GET READY NOW!
1. Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child: This song was made for this. If someone hasn't ever used it as one, it is a damn shame and someone should adopt it. Just imagine, that smooth opening guitar riff as the closer struts out from the bullpen and then BOOM! It hits you with a kackaling riff before opening into an epic solo as the closer goes into full sprint. The crowd roars! Not to mention, the lyrics are good too. "I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand." Ya Dig? If that wouldn't get the blood pumping, the crowd cheering and strike fear into the heart's of men, I don't know what will. Plus, it would be one righteous m'fer taking the mound. (Note: While some might jump to Ervin Santana given the name of the song, I would hesitate. The guy doesn't have the swagger to pull this off)
HM: Kings of Leon - "On Call", James Brown "Sex Machine" (because wouldn't it be just awesome, right?) Velvet Underground - "White Lite, White Heat" (for obvious reasons), Massive Attack - "Angel", Spoon - "Back to the Life"
Let the discussion begin. Feel free to chastise away, add your own favorites or just give me a glowing review for some kick ass songs.
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agree 100% on #1
that opening could be used for anything and still be applicable. for instance, if I started blasting it the next time I sat down to take a shit, I would own that shit. If I put it on as I got out of my truck and started pumping gas, I would stand there and be a badass pumping gas.
good call
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by 2pintsofbooze on Oct 31, 2011 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Well stated!
I just farted and Pwned my whole living room while listening to that…
I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.
by Monkeyspanked on Oct 31, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to blast that song on GTA 3 for PC
A great anthem for mayhem.
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Nov 1, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
....old people.
also, it’s “riff”, not “rift”
Thank you, Nick Adenhart. You will always be remembered. #34
Nice catch
I know it’s riff, I just effed it up like 3 times.
"Ace of Spades" by Motorhead
“It’s Rainin’ Men” by the Weather Girls a close second.
"I'm Tony Reagins. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."
Anything by Stevie Nicks.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Although "Landslide" would have been appropriate on several occasions this year
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
I like waldo's rob zombie
I think I’d use beatin’ the odds by molly hatchet
"id take 5th Dimention Wormhole Rivera over Wells any day of the week"
-clover_black
by the king of CERA on Oct 31, 2011 11:33 PM PDT reply actions
Imperial death march
yeah its all sci fi and everything but damn that would sound cool as a closer came out to the mound.
"How much more could you possibly need? I never played this game for money purposes, I played it for love and for championships."
---Jered Weaver.
I wonder if MLB would allow a black cape?
"How much more could you possibly need? I never played this game for money purposes, I played it for love and for championships."
---Jered Weaver.
Great songs
Too bad mlb ballplayers didn’t have better taste in music. Or maybe their agents tell them to stick to the usual. Can anyone think of a player that got weird with his intro song? Seems to me that it’s either standard metal or lambada.
by Rock Island Line on Nov 1, 2011 6:24 AM PDT reply actions
Torii using the theme from Sanford and Son might qualify as weird.
It definitely qualifies as Awesome
"I too played shortstop for many years until I was struck down by Acne and Baby Fat" HST
by No Bologna Polonia on Nov 1, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
any deep cuts from Third Eye Blind discography
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
"It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M.
…… was Roger’s closing music in Little League.
“Represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site” would fit this year’s seven game World Series.
mine would be
Tootsee Roll – 69 boyz
it would be hopping in the stadium
I take it you don't have the DOV Secret Decoder Ring
You need to drink more ovaltine
-Quad Fin Rider
"Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo
Tells the hitter he’s a dead man.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
That is a great song...
"How much more could you possibly need? I never played this game for money purposes, I played it for love and for championships."
---Jered Weaver.
I have given this topic much thought over the years
And this would be my choice hands down. For a few years, BR opened every show I attended with this song. The combination of the slow, menacing drumbeat and vocals at the beginning with the sudden transition to a fast, aggressive song is perfect for getting a crowd pumped and ready to kick some ass. Trust me, I’ve had the bruises to prove it.
I would totally wait behind the gate during the intro and then come running out like Skinny Heath Bell when the full song kicked off. It would be awesome.
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
Nice list. Voodoo Child is a good choice.
This would be my choice.
The title of the song is team-related and the intro is SCURRY! Better than Hell’s Bells anyway.
by Higz on Nov 1, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Nov 1, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This is probably influenced by all the acid I havent done, however,
Sure its 10 minutes long. However I would be the first closer to use fog billowing out of the bullpen exit, druids with torches lining the way to the mound, pyrotechnics, and my own female manager to accompany me.
(The ending climax to the song alone would work, but F that.)
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
by PhiSlamma on Nov 1, 2011 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Also
I would devise a devious plan to pay off each stadium to do my full entrance in VISITING stadiums, thereby pissing off every away crowd ever. I would only throw screwballs, knucklecurves, shutos (cue shifty asian eyes from Mr Baseball), and gyroballs.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Also I wouldn't even be the closer
I would be like the 6th inning mop up guy. Making my entrance even more infuriating.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Also
I would wear so much eye black (and use it to doctor balls, very obviously because its black and no one know because the fog machine keeps going during my pitching so no one can see shit) that I would be like Brian Wilson gimmick-status but NOT make taco bell commericals, because F that, I would only make Del Taco commericals featuring Tony R and it would be like a mini-series buddy cop movie in short 30 second bite sized clips (like the new bite sized 69 cent bean and cheese burrito, filled with creamy deliciousness, get yours today at your nearest Del Taco, TONY GET DOWN, NINJA ATTACK)
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
And and and
I would eventually get promoted to ACE of the starting staff.
Each inning I pitch I would run out and around to the bullpen all ninja status so they can redo my entrance, every inning of every start for my career.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
I would hold Lebron James-esq DECISION specials
in non contract years, just to give everyone an update on how Im doing/how Tony is.
Sooner or later our Del Taco Commercials (Hey Tony, have you heard of the new Five Pound Chicken Anus Exploding Burrito NEW at your nearest De- TONY NOOOOOOOOO. TONY DONT LEAVE ME, ITS TOO SOON. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME…….. You told me you would never leave me again. Look at you, you got blood all over your shitty kinda-collared red polo shirt that is even innapropriate for a buddy cop movie. Its ok man, help is on the way…. TONY? TONY!??! TOOOOONNNNNYYYYYYYYYY) (Dont worry he is fine next episode) would get picked up by a movie studio but Tony will be busy being President of Baseball Activites for the Yankees Being Homeless so it will become me and Sosh fighting off goons dressed like Sosh’s greatest demons (cholesterol, diet, etc).
It will make no money and everyone will hate me.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
by PhiSlamma on Nov 1, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sciossia is fat
if you didnt catch the subtle reference above.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
I'm beginning to think you're a writer for "Eastbound and Down."
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Nov 1, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That reminds me
Your Highness was fantastic.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Assumptions make asses, Opie
(i think thats right)
It would be multiple fog machines carried by midgets tiny dudes vertically challenged bros little people running along side me (like those overweight camera guys in the postseason to get that AWESOME FOX ANGLE of if the grass was a super huge baseball fan and observed people from the feet up after each homerun). Im an equal opportunity employer.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Is this your non-subtle way of telling us that these kinds of theatrics don’t belong in baseball?
Also, I haven’t had lunch yet and I read “gyroballs” and now I’m really craving Greek food
This is my non-subtle way of saying
where the F are all the fog machines/fireworks for closers, damnit.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
This thread is rapidly becoming Epic
That is some funny ass shit Phi
"How much more could you possibly need? I never played this game for money purposes, I played it for love and for championships."
---Jered Weaver.
Offseason thread hijacking is what I do best
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
And by best I mean Rev will probably ban me sooner rather than later.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
I think we really should have the fog machine for the bullpen exit.
Just as long as someone cleans the damned thing once in a while.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
is that the same song you recomended to me
For my fun with fungi?
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Nov 1, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Urban Struggle by The Vandals
"I'm Tony Reagins. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."
hell yes
"id take 5th Dimention Wormhole Rivera over Wells any day of the week"
-clover_black
by the king of CERA on Nov 2, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you get 1 minute? 1 1/2 minutes? That about all the time right?
The opening of this by Creedence Clearwater Revival has about the right menacing opening and tempo, and yet is not too objectionable to the family set.
"Higher and Higher" by Jackie Wilson
Napoli's 27th, 28th, 29th and 30th homers of the year (four more than Jeff Mathis' career total) rained down on Angel Stadium like knives from the ceiling.
How about "You can't touch this"
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?

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