The Angels have announced their 2012 promotional schedule. The items marked "KIDS" here are generally given out to kids and hot chicks who ask old booster club dudes real nice.

• Note the April 17 Mark Trumbo bobblehead early in the season... Is this as an indicator they believe Trumbo will not have a job when Kendry Morales comes back by mid-May?
• Is the absence of an Erick Aybar Gold Glove Bobblehead an indicator that he is on the trading block?
  
• The May 15 "FAN VOTE" Bobblehead is between Peter Bourjos, Howie Kendrick and Jordan Walden. Vote AT THIS LINK!
  
• Will that vexatious Mother's Day Bag lawyer return to sue the Angels for their terribly sexist Father's Day oven mitt giveaway? Stay Tuned!

4/7 Fleece Blanket
4/17 Mark Trumbo Bobblehead
4/19 Gold Glove T Shirt
4/21 Angels Cap
4/22 Fanfest
5/1 Rally Monkey Beanie
5/3 Angels Seat Cushion
5/15 Fan Vote Bobblehead
5/16 Wall Calendar
6/2 Angels Cowboy Hat
6/5 Angels Cooler
6/6 Angels Hula Girl
6/17 Father's Day Oven Mitt
6/19 Angels Reusable Bags
6/20 Angels Travel Pillow
7/7 Kids Angels Jersey
7/24 Angels Cap
7/28 Angels Kite
8/11 Angels Lunch Bag
8/14 10th Anniversary World Series Ring
8/15 Angels Cap
8/16 Angels Pitcher and Cups
8/18 Backpack
9/23 Fan Appreciation Day and Team Photo