There Can Be Only One: Update 3
by PhiSlamma on Dec 29, 2011 6:46 PM PST
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The highly scientific results are in, and the seeding has been processed through intensely technical machines resulting in one of the most precise outcomes in modern history. What you all thought were mindless, pointless questions were actually finely tuned social tests focused on placing certain people in certain places.
For obvious reasons Halowood came out on top.
-Of Macier and Men's- Halowood's first round matchup with JohnSamo will be nothing less than a struggle for what should be the front runner throughout these HH playoffs. As neither of these posters are even allowed to participate in this event whatsoever I am relying on the HH community to make the case *for each blogger in this matchup*. Find your favorite Halowood posts (by him, not about him) and your Samo posts and fire away. Then the voters can decide who they absolutely love more.
Besides the title fight we have some other interesting matchups in the first round:
- Juggernaut *Matt Welch* faces off against the young gun *Canard* in a battle of intellectual superstardom. I think this one is way too close to call and I will take great pride in refereeing this slobberknocker.
- *2pintsofbooze* faces off against *pattimelt* in what can only be described as the battle of the two things I usually love to have at 3am on a Sunday.
- *WiHaloFan* is going to be against not one but TWO rookie superposters in the combined form of *Big KGame 2448* (if you cannot figure out who they are the Rangers blog is just a few clicks away there sparky). I've seen WiHalo take on two dudes before but this should prove to be a much more challenging affair.
- *red floyd's* keen observation of HH meme's landed him in a less than savory matchup with our local shenanagins/hijinx lover *Mayheminthehood.* All I can say about this matchup is: wear your diapers, shit will get real.
- I myself am facing off against the baby machine *DADOFVLAD* which will prove difficult if he gets bonus points for every child he not only has but can produce while the voting is taking place. If each kid gets a vote I may as well forfeit now.
-Each matchup the participants will state their case (if any) as to why they should get the vote over their rival. It could be anything from a post war against that person that they clearly won to a picture of a goat, it does not matter. Make your case, win your matchup, moonwalk to victory. -
(Screw that rule, go crazy)
And reminder: The prize will be a night out with me. I in no way can guarantee I will be alive/not in jail/not in the hospital by the time this is all over, but if I am relatively alive/not in jail/healthy(ish) then a shot of tequila on me is your prize. You want something better? Too bad. You won the most wanted award in the blogosphere, shut your face.
Schedule:
Matchup 1, Round 1:
Halowood vs JohnSamo (HH community aided)
Friday, December 30th, 12:00pm PST.
FIGHT RESULT:
John Samo entered the ring just a bit too old for Halowood's younger, fresher body. With Halowood's apparently hot girlfriend in his corner (yeah, I know the world is unfair) he ran circles around old Samo, fluffing literary punches at his face with all the power of baby puppies. Post after post rained down upon Samo; crammed full of angst, martyrdom, and general douche-baggery. George Kaplan relived waking in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat over great fears that Halowood's death threats might one day come true. George, you see, watched Braveheart exactly 902 times over the years (to be fair, who hasn't, thanks TNT) and was convinced that the scene with the horse busting into the bedroom a studly Mel Gibson atop its back, intruding only to murder the previously sleeping victim would repeat itself in Mr Kaplan's sleeping quarters..... but with a truck, and Halowood riding atop.
John Samo gave a little fight, lamenting on the iron fist regime of Rev Halofan and his non-nonsense control of the humor on the site, however, in the end it was all for naught. Halowood delivered a devastating blow and as Samo fell to the mat his last, fading vision, was a smiling puppy with blue sparkles behind him.. the words "Hurr Durr" echoing in his head.
>>WINNER: Halowood<<
Matchup 2, Round 1
red floyd VS Mayheminthehood
Saturday, December 31st, the last of 2011.
(running until the 3rd to accommodate hangovers)
FIGHT RESULT:
This matchup was highly anticipated and red floyd did not back down from the challenge. Among the smattering of hilarious self pics Mayhem posted in attempts to win over the voting community there was a singular post that brought RF the victory. The 24 point post simply entitled "OK guys, Here's my shot." showed floyd's A game and pushed him that little extra needed for the win. The thread got long, awesome, and in the end Mayhem just did not quite rock the vote hard enough.
>>WINNER: red floyd<<
Matchup 3, Round 1
matt welch VS Canard
Wednesday, January 4th
polling ends 1/6/2012
FIGHT RESULT:
For all intents and purposes this was supposed to be a matchup that one so one sided (well, in my mind) that Welch did not even have to show up to move on. Canard did not take his immense underdog-ness (whatever its a word now) laying down. The Might Duck threw up a post that is, by far, the best of the bracket to this point. Its epic "I dont give a F what you think of me, I am awesome" was perfect and in my eyes solidified Canard's place in HH for the future. Welch did show up, however, and if you love pictures of blond dudes drinking 40s, go visit the thread and relive the magic. Honestly, he had me at the flowing blond hair.
>>WINNER: matt welch<<
Next Up:
Matchup 4, Round 1
Phi Slamma VS DADOFVLAD
Friday, January 6th
polling ends 1/9/2012
Schedule:
Jan 9th:
Commander Nate VS opiejeanne
Jan 11th:
Turks Teeth VS Highland Halo
Jan 13th:
rghan VS DonoRomantico
Jan 15th:
2pintsofbooze VS pattimelt
Jan 17th:
George Kaplan VS Moondoggy
Jan 19th:
WiHaloFan vs BIG KGame 2448
Jan 21st:
cupie VS BrianHarvey'sMustache
Jan 23rd:
Stirrups VS YETIJUICE
Jan 25th:
SubOptimal VS Halos in DE
Jan 27th:
ryanfea VS RexTookMyStash
Jan 29th:
Casey'sKissofDeath VS ladybug
Jan 31st:
RallyMonkey5 VS BigTizzie
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I should include an ultra bonus round
with you in it
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
the shot is ON you? cool!! get the lint out of the belly button first, please.
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
Hey, I didnt washboard these abs to not have people take shots off of it
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Each matchup will have its own fanshot
with a poll.
The two people involved (if possible) reply to said post (if they want) and give a breakdown of why we should vote for them that matchup.
Then a poll with Blogger A, Blogger B, and LOL BONERS ARE HILARIOUS will be available for people to choose who won that matchup. Winner moves on in the bracket.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
The Boner option may or may not be available in some (or any) polls.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
by PhiSlamma on Dec 29, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
What happens if LOL BONERS ARE HILARIOUS wins?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I obviously cant have that as a poll option because boners being hilarious would win the whole thing in a landslide
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Double-lose and an automatic bye for the next matchup?
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
okay. I got it
We They look for posts that we they made during 2011(good luck Mr. 30,000). Then we they attempt to post links(good luck to most of the competitors) to these yeah great posts.
Let them have their HH contest....
I’m just gonna hang out and wash my hair. Maybe watch some Murder She Wrote. Whatever.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
While watching Thelma & Louise?
If so, you get extra credit eyespy.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Oprah(books), Ellen(dancing), and the View(politics), for Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’m thirsty for some chamomile tea, right about now.
You kids keep it down,
I’m watching Touched By An Angel…and drinking lavender tea.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Touched by an Angel....
Subtitle: Angel sued for Sexual abuse!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
With a special guest appearance by Jarrod Washburn.
I thought she was 18!
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Halowood in a landslide
JohnSamo was just a moron. Reading Halowood was like watching the Hindenburg disaster slowly unfold.
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
by blast21dave on Dec 29, 2011 7:02 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
posters finding the money quotes from both will be the highlght of this
imagine a whole fanshot of purely halowood/samo quotes, cumulating in a poll to actually pick one of them based on the content.
Its like…. christmas part 2
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
I don't even know
if I’m doing this right….
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
I think JohnSamo's posts may be lost in the mists of time.
I once tried looking for some older posts of mine and they were gone… Probably around the time of the SBN redesign or acquisition or whatever.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Lol this first matchup might be old wives tales of conversations past
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
But it retains memory
of the names of registered users when you do the expanded search.
Strange doings going on
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
google can search better for you:
http://www.google.com/search?q=halowood+site%3Ahalosheaven.com
just add a different name where it says HALOWOOD there. Unless you are searching for Old Joan of Arc herself there.
Wow
wag of the finger for SBN
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
Damn it.
Even if I beat Ryan(banned)fea.
I will surely be crushed by SubOp in the next round. :(
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
You practically put me in a regional with Duke.
I’ll get even with you soon enough. >:(
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
if they have a sense of humor and an appreciation for a poetic lush
I’d say you still don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell, rex…
Upsets do happen.
Then again, maybe I pay one of my computer geek friends to write a vote rigging scrip for me and I’ll win with a bigger margin than Putin.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
this doesnt seem complicated enough
Is there anyway we can incorporate double elimination round robins with potato sack races on alternate sundays until a winner is crowned?
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
thank you
and lets see if we can get bob costas and al michaels to handle the broadcasts of the tourney
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Dec 29, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions
If you do the potato sack races
Costas will have time, if not, maybe Hawk Harrelson would be willing
Hawk: "The voting is in.... and...... Halowood defeats Matt Welch in a landslide..... Welch.... BE GONE"
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
You can put that on the board now.
God I hate Hawk.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
I heard Marv Albert might be available
But it will cost mike trout
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Dec 29, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
well....
I would at least have the forsight to put him in a muzzle……. He Shoots!….. AND THE FOUL
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Dec 29, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
What about Joe Buck.
Or Buck Martinez. They couldn’t possibly call a potato sack race any worse than a baseball game.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Probably better, what's good about a World Series game
Who couldn’t get excited, and be entertained, by a competitive potato sack race.
cue thousands of kids and fathers at the annual father-son potato sack race
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Dec 29, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
No, I'm telling you, Nick Diamond and Johnny Gomez from Celebrity Deathmatch!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Luckily I have some big guns lined up against Halowood if I see him in round 2
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
johnsamo whining on another site....ALL HAIL REV
Postby johnsamo " Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:05 pm
I also made the grave mistake of not worshipping at the throne of Rev Halofan… The Lord and Master of that domain. I learned too late that you either must obey him or at a minimum, say nothing he doesn’t like… And God help you if he punishes you for speaking your mind and you don’t comply and whimper in defeat.
That place is like a wolf pack meets High school politics, and Rev is the alpha dog, and any dog that shows up and thinks he can say what he wants gets banished.
Screw it, I’m not a sycophantic brown noser. I went in there thinking it was like the cafe here, people speaking their minds, sharing their opinions and sometimes disagreeing without being disagreeable, but I was wrong.
They also have ZERO sense of humor.
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
where's the damn edit button??? quote FAIL
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
>hangs head< no, I really didn't care......
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
Totally! You're so right. That guy was lame.
Rev, right as rain, per usual.
/thatshouldkeepmefromgettingbannedonemoreday
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Rev is the Master of his Domain
johnsamo said so
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
'bug....
I never master my domain and tell. I’m a gentleman.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
I'm sure your domain appreciates that. I know this domain does.
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 1 quote:
Mercutio to Romeo: “By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh, and the demesnes (domains) that there adjacent lie…”
Yes it is so boring after the Pujols/CJ signings that I am indeed quoting Shakespeare.
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
by highlandhalo on Dec 30, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
Halowood gold...
this whole thread needs to be re-read
This is a good one too, culminating in the classic “I only said I’m being burned at the stake, how is that a victim complex?” quote.
Halowood gets a little crazy in his love for callaspo in this thread too.
by Balls and Strikes on Dec 29, 2011 7:22 PM PST reply actions
Just copy and paste the choice quotes in the thread I make tomorrow for the face off
If people put in some effort it could be… amazing.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
I loved that quote.
It’s right up there with “I’m only paranoid because everybody’s out to get me”.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
best quote EVER
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 29, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
God, he reminds me so much of Lyle Spencer.
GORGEOUS BOURJOS! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
by Of Maicer and Men on Dec 30, 2011 12:55 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
He wished me dead. Repeatedly.
The rest of you are sooooo jealous.
"The contract is brought up a lot. What it's going to take to get past it is winning. This organization took on the contract. I'm here to make them look good."~Vernon Wells
by George Kaplan on Dec 30, 2011 4:16 AM PST up reply actions
But he never offered to drive the truck.
He only wished for you to jump in front of it.
Now that’s clASS!
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Dec 31, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
Halowood:: HalosHeaven = Mathis:: Angels
As Angels fans and members of this forum, there were pretty much two ways to deal with both Halowood and Mathis. One could either: a. Act on insatiable anger towards them. b. Make light of them to soften the anger.
Option b. never made up for the underlying anger and thus, it is to the benefit of us all that both have departed.
Despite his frequent use of “fighting words,” I don’t think that Halowood managed to cause any significant property damage to the dwelling spaces of Angel fans the way that Mathis did when he struck out with the bases loaded to go 0-3, but bear with the analogy. As Halowood himself would say, my logic is infallible because I said so.
Now in addition to my Baseketball rules
I feel like this game is really more complicated than you are making it…. I think we need a minor league system, foreign input from LSB bloggers and trolls, and most importantly our own john cougar mellancamp song to play every other commercial….. i nominate Little Pink Houses
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
i considered it
But i didnt know what type of commercial that could lead to, i mean pink houses has patriotism, rock, and a multitude other directions….. i could see it as a political ad commercial, truck commercial, even a pappajohns.com commercial…. authority song i could only see in one of those stupid public service adds against drunk driving
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Dec 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
i can dig it
Unexpected, new, revolutionary…… i think this has a new taco bell commercial written all over it
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
T-A-C-O in the USA
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
I want it on my desk by tomorrow morning in time for the weekend
Or you can consider yourself fired
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
Red Floyd?!
No way I can take him. He’s like Ferris Bueller while im, at best, Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds (pt II).
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions
HA!
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 29, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
I used to think she was the coolest high school girl
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
Playing the expectations game?
Remember I said I was no more than a 12 seed… I had you pegged at about 5 or 6. Turns out we’re 8 and 9 in our bracket.
I’m not sure how I can match up against the legendary diaper…
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I don't know
but eyespy’s pic above certainly helps your case. That and 30,000+ comments certainly doesn’t hurt either.
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
by blast21dave on Dec 30, 2011 12:39 AM PST up reply actions
Well...
…very shortly tonight will be turning into one of those drunk-off-my-balls, brofist-my-way-into-a-gutter-or-Tijuana-or-possibly-a-gutter-IN-Tijuana kinda nights. As we know, events on nights like these can develop at a rapid pace and quickly get out of hand, possibly carrying over into the following afternoon, and given the date, the next year. Hopefully this knowledge and my contributions to the advancement of scioscialism this year are enough for my fellow HHers to vote/argue on my behalf if I am absent when my matchup rolls around.
Good luck to the other combatants, including my first opponent, Opie (please bake me cookies if you beat me…maybe with some Advil in there).
Vote for me or the bunny gets it!
TO THE BAR!!!!
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
WTF??
I’ve seen WiHalo take on two dudes before but this should prove to be a much more challenging affair.
If there’s no pictures, it didn’t happen.
that was my favorite part
by far
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 29, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
I think I might've missed something
But I’m kinda bummed I didn’t make it onto these brackets. My, how the mighty have fallen…
Faith Focus Finish
by b0rd3rline on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions
oh shut up....you've been busy getting edumakated dokter of fisical thereapee
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
I zoomed in on the bracket. The winner has been fixed
Get out of this farce while you can
by eyespy on Dec 29, 2011 8:19 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I laughed way more than I should of at this.
Good work.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 29, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
I gotta go with JohnSamo
He was the (first?) and original banee and oh did he ever deserve it. Yes it’s been 5.5 years, but if you were there at the time it was a fantastic disaster of incredibly epic proportions just coming to HalosHeaven and looking each day for the new johnsamo idiocy. I can’t say that about Halowood.
The even better thing above johnsamo is that he was even kind of likeable at first and it all slowly devolved from there.
Also, johnsamo’s got his own HH meme. Does Halowood?
Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.
I got here right after he got banned
It was the perfect guide on how not to be banned
"I was at a Del Taco, on the phone with Alex Anthopoulos, When the Drugs began to take hold…"
-- No Bologna Polonia
Oh hell..
I have NO chance, as I don’t post much..
I don’t even know how I got picked to be in this contest.
Is it time for the Fan Cruise or Spring Training to start YET???
At least you are in it...
I’ll never be popular! I’M LEAVING!!!
"I too played shortstop for many years until I was struck down by Acne and Baby Fat" HST
by No Bologna Polonia on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
I mighta made it but I've been stuck in Eastern Europe too long.
12/8/11!!! What a day!
by stuck in Romania on Dec 30, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
Wait a minute..
I want at LEAST a first round win, since there are, I THINK, only a couple females in this contest. I can’t wait to make my case..
how do you know I don't have boobs?
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 29, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
I'd pick you over 2pints sheerly based on your fandom.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions
Well, ok..
It is true that I can’t imagine a much bigger fan than myself.. I LIVE Angels baseball. All the way down to the minors, too. Does it help my case that I adopted one of the Angels minor leaguers and we have become friends??
you are to the angels organization.....
what angelina jolie is to africa
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Dec 29, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
Game. Set. Match.
Sorry 2pints. :)
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 29, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions
I know who i'm voting for.
I just hope there aren’t any hanging chads.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
I hate you all
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 29, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 29, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
X
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 12:22 AM PST up reply actions
Hey, hey, hey.
I also enjoy 2pintsofbooze a day. What makes you think i’m not voting for you 2pints? And, luckily for you, i’m drunk right now. I gotta be in your voting demographic.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
I'm drunk too
we’re brothers
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Were not only brothers.
Were brothers. Oh shit, I forgot i’m drunk. I swear that made sense when I thought it.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
it made sense to me...
…bro
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 29, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
Birds of a flock, drink together...
Or something like that! ;)
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
It wasn't the tea that got me eyespy.
It was that damn tequila. I hate when I drink too much lavender tea. Foe some reason it gives me a hangover when I chase it with tequila shots.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Can I request not to have my round between the 5th and the 11th?
Gonna be in Mexico….
"The Transplant" (So. Cal boy stuck in NYC)
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Dec 29, 2011 8:51 PM PST reply actions
Aight, EYESPY
If my round is up between the 5th and 11th, you are taking my place for that round!
"The Transplant" (So. Cal boy stuck in NYC)
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Jan 2, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
Halowood cheated
he has like 5 different accounts
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
by DAD OF VLAD on Dec 29, 2011 9:20 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
your going down Phi
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
by DAD OF VLAD on Dec 29, 2011 9:26 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Make me your apprentice.
Here is my soul.
"Baseball is beautiful. It is the only sport in which you can fail 70% of the time and still be considered the greatest player"
by Halos2011champs on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
DOV
A potential dark horse.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 12:25 AM PST up reply actions
I didn’t wanna play anyways.
"Stay loyal to the Angels. As for me, I'm jumping on the Nationals bandwagon, later." -Daniel Sirca
by migfig on Dec 29, 2011 10:29 PM PST via Android app reply actions
vote for me
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
THAT post
would be the reason I WOULD NOT vote for you..
I’m gonna have nightmares now.
by pattimelt on Dec 29, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 29, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
Excellent?
Drunken HH fans for 2pints! But I love you too pattimelt)
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Why?
Why does this exist?
Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.
by Commander_Nate on Dec 30, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
if you stare at it long enough
the answer will come to you
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 30, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions
Oh God nooooo!!!
12/8/11!!! What a day!
by stuck in Romania on Dec 30, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
i vote for Big KGAME 2448!
Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Champs Tony Romo Super Bowl MVP
-Me, October 3,2011
the Hoff was cool though
right???
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 30, 2011 12:27 AM PST up reply actions
After I lay waste to ryfea,
I shall meet thee on the HH battlefield. One of us is going to get hurt.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 12:23 AM PST up reply actions
X
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 1:29 AM PST up reply actions
X
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Tote bag shit talking,
yeah, I went there.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
See
When you choose Spock, that’s when you know you’re going up against a #1 seed.
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
by blast21dave on Dec 30, 2011 12:42 AM PST up reply actions
got a little sidetracked
I vote H’wood
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
It's just a popularity contest.
Jeff Mathis 2005-2011. Never forget.
by LittleCupcakes on Dec 30, 2011 12:54 AM PST reply actions
Well I'm captain of the cheerleader squad.
So I should place pretty high.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 1:25 AM PST up reply actions
I don't get what's going on
so am I mud-wrestling with ladybug, or what?
This is a sig.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Dec 30, 2011 2:48 AM PST reply actions
This is too precious...
When did HH turn into Angelswin ?!
No Bigeasyhalo(?), 44Fan, or MMP?
whereisthehangoutroom?
battle of wits he dies
man on man he sits on me and nice knowin’ y’all…
by Rev Halofan on Dec 30, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah where the heck is 44Fan???
Did he get traded to Toronto?
12/8/11!!! What a day!
by stuck in Romania on Dec 30, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
Where do we get to vote?
And can I take the Halowood e-mails to Rev into consideration for my voting?
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
Gonna take Halowood here.
Also, is it wrong that I feel motivated to post more purely so I’m not left off of next year’s bracket? :-P
~Till the Halo burns out...
Im shocked at the backlash Im getting from leaving people off of this
Next year will be taken more seriously, with some refinements.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
No gender prejudice allowed.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
how would you feel if I beat pattimelt
simply because all the guys voted for me because I’m a guy?
btw, feel free to do that guys
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 30, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
the same as you would feel if the guys voted for me cuz I'm a girl
never underestimate the power of boobs
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
boobs?
where?
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
by DAD OF VLAD on Dec 30, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
boobs? where???
what were we talking about again?
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 30, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
just looked
we won’t go up against one another unless we both make the final…which won’t happen (at least not for me). so good luck to you and your boobs!
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Dec 30, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
I won't make it that far either. I'm surprised I'm even at this point
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
Wait, enough with the niceties
What about the boobs?
"I was at a Del Taco, on the phone with Alex Anthopoulos, When the Drugs began to take hold…"
-- No Bologna Polonia
Hey, no complaints here.
I was AWOL too much to deserve a spot this year IMO.
~Till the Halo burns out...
I'm just gettin' warmed up.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Dec 30, 2011 9:13 AM PST reply actions
Doesn't matter. Whichever one of us wins gets our ass kicked by Jim.
Ain’t nothing we got that tops “Game of Throwns”
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
He may be able to take two guys at once, but I'm more man than he could ever handle.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Dec 30, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
I have nothing to do with this pic.
The diaper in LV is better than this. This is so wrong in so many ways.
This pic was the beginning of many epic pics that day. Drank til the sun came up with an old buddy, then woke up another friend at 7am to drive us down to San Diego for an Adult Swim event. This was taken right about 7am.
And I wore this the entire day.
I have 68 days sober as of right now, and days/nights like that make me confused as to whether or not I miss booze.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Dec 30, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
I'm 9 days sober.
Woot.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
Adult Swim?
Then all is Right with that pic. If you were wearing a “GNATS” shirt, all would be perfect.
I was gonna use the Rally Raaddad video, but I realized that was 2010.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Damn. First round and it's already getting personal.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Dec 30, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
Are those of us with weak Photoshop-fu at a disadvantage?
Other than in the trash talking, of course?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Your match-up presentation can come in any form you can think of.
A wise player would not blow his entire arsenal in the first round and save some good stuff for later.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Shee-it!!!
Seeded #29? In the tournament at all with two whole fan posts and a smattering of comments?
I have about as good survival odds as the baggie of coke in Ron Washington’s pencil drawer does.
Ah Look! My California Angels are now all grown up!
by Canard on Dec 30, 2011 10:42 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"I have about as good survival odds as the baggie of coke in Ron Washington’s pencil drawer does."
Oh, you’re going to fit in here JUST FINE!!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
loser
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
by DAD OF VLAD on Dec 30, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
call me when you have 30000 posts
The neighbor is a cranky irish expat. He if wanted no snakes, he shoulda stayed in Ireland.
-Moondoggy
by DAD OF VLAD on Dec 30, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Where's Scottnak?
We need the Vegas Style Odds for this tourney
"I was at a Del Taco, on the phone with Alex Anthopoulos, When the Drugs began to take hold…"
-- No Bologna Polonia
This is an obvious sign that I need to step up my game in 2012
Challenge accepted.
by JeffJoiner on Dec 30, 2011 11:17 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I don't get what I'm supposed to do
plus I’m up against a girl so I’m gonna get my ass kicked just like back in middle school.
This is a sig.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Dec 30, 2011 11:19 AM PST reply actions
you don't need to do anything. Just sit back and relax
It depends on what the BIG question is for the next round.
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
I vote johnsamo
The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
by ladybug on Dec 30, 2011 1:02 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
A bit busy at work
GIve me just a second and Ill put up the Samo vs Halowood thread. Sorry guys,.
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
this is your work bro
go long with extenze...i do
by angelsownredsux on Dec 30, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
Halowood vs. Johnsamo?
LOL BONERS ARE HILARIOUS
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
--------------------------------------MATCHUP ONE THREAD UP, POST/VOTE AWAY-----------------------------------
http://www.halosheaven.com/2011/12/30/2671259/round-one-matchup-one-samo-vs-halowood
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
I was really looking forward to the Stirrups vs. Yetijuice matchup
I hope Yetijuice is still around? … His ramblings vs. Stirrups sharp wit would be classic.
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
Hey, where's the Limey with his biting sacasm?
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
Matchup 2
http://www.halosheaven.com/2011/12/31/2673137/round-1-matchup-2-red-floyd-vs-mayheminthehood
I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....
Somewhere in the world.
Halowood’s ego just expanded even further.
Mathis is finally gone. Only good things can happen now.
by Angelsrthebest101 on Dec 31, 2011 3:21 PM PST reply actions
this is what happens in the off season here?
hmmm
Somewhere, right now, Mickey Hatcher is ruining a swing.
by Quinlan's Goofy Swing on Jan 2, 2012 12:42 AM PST reply actions
Hey, Phi, your match should be Matchup 4, Round *1*
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
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