SAMO VS HALOWOOD

For those who have no idea how this works or what is going on, read after the jump for the details.

NORMALLY:

Each poster replies to this thread with the reason why HH should vote for them and not the other guy/woman/donkey. One post per contestant, no replies allowed. Keep it within the rules of HH, but make it as fun as you want (if you want, or cite actual examples of sabermetrical ownage in an argument, or whatever). Then let voters reply and do their thing. The people involved in the matchup can only post ONCE in their matchup thread, no exceptions. This is to avoid flame wars over something that is obviously for fun. Everyone else not involved in the matchup can post all they want, boast about their upcoming matchup, or even post ideas for the tournament. Nothing is really set in stone, and its all fun and games.

FOR THIS MATCHUP:

Well, none of these guys are around anymore. So, everyone, find your favorite Halowood or Samo posts/quotes and post away. Best memories involving the posters, anything that can clearly paint a picture of these two banned, historical posters to either refresh the memory of older posters or show new bros who these cats were. Lets make it as awesome as these bloggers were bad. This is a good warm up for the "actual" matchups after this one.

Lets see what you got, Halos Heaven.