A few of these are song titles from the solo career of Smiths frontman Morrissey...
Jered Weaver - There is a Light That Never Goes Out
Dan Haren - Sweet And Tender Hooligan
Ervin Santana - Vicar in a Tutu
Joel Pineiro - I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
Scott Kazmir - Cemetery Gates
Hisanori Takahashi - November Spawned A Monster
Scott Downs - Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
Fernando Rodney - The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
Hank Conger - These Things Take Time
Jeff Mathis - Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
Bobby Wilson - Do Your Best and Don't Worry
Erick Aybar - Death of a Disco Dancer
Alberto Callaspo - What Difference Does it Make?
Maicer Izturis - Stretch Out and Wait
Howie Kendrick - This Charming Man
Kendry Morales - Still ILL?
Mark Trumbo - We Hate it When Our Friends Become Successful
Brandon Wood - Paint a Vulgar Picture
Bobby Abreu - Last of the Famous International Playboys
Peter Bourjos - Hand in Glove
Torii Hunter - Bigmouth Strikes Again
Vernon Wells - Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
Reggie Willits - You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby
An addenda - The Smiths are a 1980s British band and the singer, Morrissey, grew up a huge sports fan, specifically Manchester football.