"You know the only thing more pathetic than Indians on TV? Indians watching Indians on TV!"
Thomas Builds-the-Fire, Smoke SIgnals (1998)
While 99.8% of all male viewers between the ages of 20 - 49 are watching gym rats audition for gabillions of dollars as our future professional icons of the urban hipster athlete scene, the rest of us should be getting the weekend off from yardwork due to lawnmower rainouts, and can sit here on The Internets and following the never-ending auditions of Brandon Wood, Rich Thompson, and Reggie Willits. (My money is on Thompson, mostly because of options rules...)