Don’t worry, we still have Mathis, The dung beetle, and Torii.

No draft picks lost, minimal salary paid out and no personnel given up. They win at all turns.

they’re not effing with his swing – just letting him swing.

Franchise with a long and storied history, toppled the Yankees, and are now the ultimate underdogs. It’s a long climb from sixth place to first, but hopefully Wood can be part of that turnaround.

It’s obvious Brandon Wood could never succeed as an Angel. If he could hit .250 with 15-20 homers, that’s a big uptick at a position of need for Pittsburgh.

Go get ’em, Brandon.

I’m rooting for Wood. This could be the biggest referendum on Hatcher’s batting approach. If he’s above .260 we’ll know. A decade of groundballs can’t be a coincidence.

There should be an H in your title “Pittsburgh” It being the only Pittsburgh in the world with an H at the end. Otherwise, we might think that Brandon is in the Bay Area, neighboring Antioch.

His career BA with the Pirates is 80 points higher than his career average with the Halos. His Slugging Percentage has nearly doubled. And he has yet to strike out in his new home over in the NL!