Meet Your Angels Blogger: Missus Halofan
by Rev Halofan on May 12, 2011 7:18 PM PDT
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PrintThis is the next in our series of getting to know the guys folks at Halos Heaven who deliver the goods for you. Today let's meet MISSUS HALOFAN. Without her, let's just say that things would be a lot more insane. She regularly walks into the room and says "Dude, you went too far" when she has read a hot topic comment or post of mine. On occasion, though, she says "Why the 'heck' are you going so soft on (insert various Angels conundrum here)". Basically, she is the co-pilot of this blog in the sense that many a story has been inspired by, disappeared, been radically altered, had its author banned for life, et cetera, because of her influence. Many of my editorials over the years along with hundreds of witty posts were all her idea. Because of that I made her do this interview.
WHO WAS THE FIRST ANGELS PLAYER YOU DECIDED WAS "YOUR GUY" ?
Scott Schoeneweis - okay, I was naive, new to the game and misguided and seduced by his physique.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CURRENT ANGEL AND WHY?
Maicer Izturis - he gets it done.
WHICH SIDE OF THE "STATS VS CHEMISTRY" DEBATE ARE YOU ON AND WHY?
In the middle - the players have to perform, but I do think that winning teams also come together to create a momentum.
PICK A SONG FOR THE ANGELS TO REPLACE BUTTERCUP WITH...
California Girls
IF YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF THE ANGELS SUMMER CONCERT SERIES, NAME THE PERFORMER YOU BREAK THE BANK TO GET.
David Bowie
SAY SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL FOR US TO REMEMBER YOU BY...
I used to like watching Gary Matthews Jr. play Centerfield when we had season seats near the center field’s batter’s eye, but not because of his fielding, but because he had a really nice ass .
Missus Halofan. You should all be so lucky.
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LOL @ Gary Matthews, Jr
and having a nice ass..
Sigh.. the days of watching Angels Baseball to watch Tim Salmon’s ass.. :)
Sigh.. the days of watching Angels Baseball to watch Tim Salmon’s ass.. :)
seeing Tim on the post game show in suit and tie is not too shabby
looks mighty fine to me…
Bowie would be so cool
and congrats to you for wearing the mask; it looked like many Halo babes wouldn’t ruin their hair or whatever by sporting the rally mask—was that true?
Watchin' asses...
That’s the only reason TR goes to the Winter Meetings..
Bartolo Colon is so dreamy!
by Howie's Batting Title on May 12, 2011 8:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
is he looking in the mirror?
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 12, 2011 9:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
Nope, he's watching the free agents walking
Out of the negotiating room
Bartolo Colon is so dreamy!
by Howie's Batting Title on May 12, 2011 10:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
So she puts up with you AND us idjuts?
Whoa. Dude, in her case, the halo is actually earned.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." ~Dave Barry
Missus Halofan is on the right.
(Pic swiped from ladybug’s FB album)
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
An Earl Campbell jersey on the wall? There's something you don't see everyday.
He was the man.
Zoe Necrosis cracks me up in that pic. He’s a wild and crazy guy.
Whatever, dude.
by Mayheminthehood on May 13, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just about to say that about Zoe
I can see he was blasted waaaaaay before I ever saw him at the Big A!
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
by Quad Fin Rider on May 13, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
who is holding a chicken wing between his legs????
yikes
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 13, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That be b0rderline
Swung on and missed, he struck him out! ~ Terry Smith
Angels' 2011 W-L record with the alternate red jersey: 6-4
Was that the group meet game from last year that we met you at?
It seems like a long time ago to me now. I think because Baby Manatee is growing so fast. Well, that was a fun trip. Hope we can do it again this year.
Trust the Deception
by Rally Manatee on May 13, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice shot--Wihalofan looks like a freakin giant!
I think SoR and I showed up about 15 minutes after this. Red Floyd already had an 18-beer headstart on me
Wasn't drinking, but thanks for the props.
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
Is Bug wearing a Mickey Mantle t-shirt?
MFY blue with the number 7
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
That ain't a 7, b0rderline's shoulder is blocking it.
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
exactly how i pictured her
Somewhere, right now, Mickey Hatcher is ruining a swing.
by Quinlan's Goofy Swing on May 12, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
California Girls would be cool
in lieu of ButterChump
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 12, 2011 9:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
agree
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some douche named DFA from AN
by 2pintsofbooze on May 12, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Anything would be better than ButterChump.
And I hope to hell Missus Halofan meant the Beach Boys version (and not the one sung by what’s her name)
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
Davida Lee Roth?
Is that the whatshername to whom you refer?
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 13, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
think he's referring to Katy Perry's version
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some douche named DFA from AN
by 2pintsofbooze on May 13, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
California Girls
Bingo. This is my fav suggestion so far.
Takahashi Takeacashi Pitchashitti
by Halo Hurricane on May 13, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as it's not David Lee Roth's version.
So pathetic.
Trust the Deception
by Rally Manatee on May 13, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
his VIDEO was a-ok tho, iirc
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 13, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
All of David Lee Roth's videos were a-ok, if you're a fan of t&a.
Which I am.
Whatever, dude.
by Mayheminthehood on May 13, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
So SHE is to blame?!?
I would prefer more frequent posts subject to spiked coffee and free from any adjudication. It worked for Kerouac, and far in the shady background flows that bloodline through the soul of HH.
Tell the Missus that I beg for the occasional whackadoo hour.
"...the error of age is to believe that experience is a substitute for intelligence." - Lymon Bryson (1888-1959) pulling a Nostradomus on Torii Hunter's baserunning ass.
This commands a guest appearance by Missus Halofan on Lunchtime Halotalk!
"It's our money," owner Arte Moreno said.
Hey, speaking of Scott Schoeneweis...
is he still pitching somewhere? He is a lefty if I remember correctly.
The Law of balance in the Universe is satisfied
Your incredible good luck is matched by her abysmally bad!
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
that's probably true of all of us guys here
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
by Quad Fin Rider on May 13, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Stu Matthews has a nicer ass than Gary Matthews
At least, so i’ve been told. :) Funny post.
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
too bad "tool" can't do a buttercup re-make.
I love this team.
by Downing Rules on May 13, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
the more i see those mask
the more i get creeped out
i will cross the street not to walk next to someone in that mask
I take it you don't have the DOV Secret Decoder Ring
You need to drink more ovaltine
-Quad Fin Rider
California Girls
That’s a great choice. It highlights the best thing So Cal has to offer – hot chicks. The only thing that would be better is if there’s a song about how East Coast girls are fugly.
Trust the Deception
On the other hand, kissin' them Northern girls will keep you warm at night.
Angels baseball. We do what we must, because we can -- HaloDutch
California Girls makes almost too much sense
I can see it now, during the 7th inning stretch while that song is playing random hotties throughout the stadium are shown on the scoreboard dancing and jiggling all about. I fully support this.
perhaps someone should start a campaign to make this happen (I’m looking at you mayheminthehood)
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some douche named DFA from AN
She gave great answers to your hard-hitting questions.
I love that the two of you share a hobby so thoroughly that both of you posed in the masks.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
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