This summer, coming to a ballpark near you: Follow one man's epic, clutch-defying journey into high pressure situations on the baseball diamond. Rather than adhere to society's traditional roles of bullpen relievers by dousing the flames of late-inning opposition rallies with cool water, Fernando Rodney tempts fate in dastardly fashion. Marked by his signature crooked cap, he employs a different liquid substance in his handiwork: premium octane fuel from his crimson gas can.