Five Angels Questions

1) Urumue (no accent on vowels or consonants…total monotone).
2) Yes. I mean YES!
3) See #2.
4) Yes. (No call to Hatchet Master though).
5) 30:1

I hope this is a pass/fail test. Or grading on a low curve…

but I dig that he’s multi-lingual. Also, he seems the most critical of the Angels with they are sucking. Still, I think Terry works better alone.

1) Hurrrmp
2) Nah man, Guby just comes from that age where pop music was just about having fun before, to quote The Wrestler, “that Cobain pussy had to come along and ruin it all.” Leave Guby and his bad hair metal, I-Roc driving, mullet sportin’, I want “GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS” alone.
3. The only thing that bums me out about Victor Rojas is knowing that HE is probably bummed on the Angels. Love Rojas.
4. Hell no. Rex is like that ugly chick in high school who you keep hooking up with because she gives BJs when all the hot, cheerleader chicks you really want to hook up with are too prude. Cut the ties man….cut the ties…
5. Equal. Cougar-mother has to take young, hot chickage to concert. No girls over 16 like Taio Cruz.

Mota’s Hhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? is the reason I dont listen to the radio broadcasts anymore. I had a flip girlfriend (apparently its ok to call them flips, i swear) and she would make that noise because she was socially inept and was totally strange.

Its like an awkward half grunt, half HUH!?!?!! to a question that no one is asking him. I literally have no idea how that man has a radio job.

The thing that bugs me most about him is his constant pauses…. in the middle… of a sentence.

Complete your thought, goddammit!!

1) I don’t know what you’re talking about exactly because everything and everyone on the radio sounds bizarre to me. And the commercials suck. Ever since I got a new deck with an MP3 jack, I’ve avoided the radio. I’ll guess it’s something like this though: “Ehhhhoooumm”

2) No. He just seems like the 80’s to me.

3) Yes. Haven’t had much problem with the last 2 or 3 announcing teams. Plus, Victor is funny.

4) No. See #1.

5) 1:1. It’s going to be a mother-daughter bonding night.

Somebody’s gotta habla espanol on the media team. He does pluck my nerves a bit this year, but I think it’s because I’m just surly about the Angels in general.

2. “Last kid to listen to good music?” You think he got there? Ever?
3. Victor’s snarky sarcasm works for me. That you can actually hear disappointment in his voice – even though he’s not been an Angel’s ‘lifer" – goes a long way for me as well (Or, maybe I’m projecting??)
4. No. For once I’m kind of getting all the “Angels” I need this year – at the games and here on HH.
5. Bring ‘em on. I’ll be there with my boys as usual. Target-rich environment.

Which is very fitting for how we need to blow up this team.

Horrible song here

1. I have heard that sound; I don’t know how to spell it, but I’m sure I will notice it every time from now on and will try to figure it out.

2. I haven’t paid that much attention to Gubi’s musical choices, but I suspect they’re actually not that far off from mine. But I do not like Styx.

Reckless, this team is, yes? Hmmmmm? Woohoohooohoo.

Mota’s “i’m looking for validation” noise is soooooo irritating.
Sub calling his Jose Yoda is perfect.
He was tolerable as a post game interviewer.
A complete wretch in the booth.
I wonder if Terry sometimes secretly wishes Rex were back in the booth.
I wish Rex was back anyway.

Victor is awesome.

Gubi’s announcing aside – I have seen many of the bands live that he talks about, so there is at least some common ground.