Well, this should come as hardly a surprise....
Halos are a respectable 9th in MLB in team hits. A league average 17th in AVG (I guess that discrepancy in hits vs AVG represents a poor walk rate). A paultry 22nd in HR. And an unconvincing 24th in team runs.
But Wooooooo! At a whopping 2.37 League Leaders in Hits to Produce a Run. League average is only 2.05....pppppppfff...
"Wow, Dad, you must've jumped that car 40 feet."
"Thats something to be proud of, Russ."
"Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards."
"Nothing to be proud of, Russ"