Exponential Explosion of Inexplicable Offense Game Thread #2
by Stirrups on Jun 28, 2011 10:03 PM PDT
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Wait until you read the wrap up!
"...the error of age is to believe that experience is a substitute for intelligence." - Lymon Bryson (1888-1959) pulling a Nostradomus on Torii Hunter's baserunning ass.
No Tom Servo love?
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I was asking Tom Servo about them.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Any luck?
He is a bit Bubble-headed, you know.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
7th!!
Mike Trout- The Man, The Future, The Legend
by miketrout on Jun 28, 2011 10:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
How many guys are hurt?
That you bring in Bobby C?
To homercles from the last board
The SCO Group. See http://www.groklaw.net for more than you’d ever think you wanted to know about it.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
For the BK, you want the "SCO BK" link (on top).
The history goes back to 2003, so it’s quite a long story.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Pardon me. The history of the whole sordid mess goes back to 2003. The BK is from 2007.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
That might help.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
by angelslogic on Jun 28, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Love the "Price is Wrong" music.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
After attending the Astros debacle
Can I get a Halo win please?
by HoustonHaloFan on Jun 28, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
You sat thru that?
My sympathies to you.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sat through might be overstating
I drank beer until the Rangers fans became too obnoxious.
Then I drank Jager.
by HoustonHaloFan on Jun 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah. You drank thru it.
Good strategy.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
ouch I was supposed to go to that too
going tomorrow instead.
Baseball is a funny game...
by Halosfan777 on Jun 28, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
weren't you supposed to get us a Texas loss?
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it"
Dirty Haren definitely needs to keep that beard.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
My 2 year old started acting squirrely during the top of the 6th.. had to leave
missed everything. FANTASTIC.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
[dog] SQUIRREL!!!! [/dog]
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
by red floyd on Jun 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
At the game
Stadium clearing out
by Rev Halofan on Jun 28, 2011 10:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Don't blame them.
Have to get up for work in the morning.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Kohn you believe who is warming up?
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
I can't Kohntain myself.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
by angelslogic on Jun 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Quite Kohnceivable.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hope he gives the Nats inKohntinence
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Lack of bladder or sphincter Kohntrol?
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
by angelslogic on Jun 28, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Either soundslike an inKohnvenience.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed seeing Chopper's stache.
What was weird about it?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
he is taking his nickname chopper literally
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you move the 'Stros to the NL west, and you've got 5/5/5 all the way around.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Sure why not.
5 teams prone to losing at the drop of a hit no worse than 4.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there...
“drop of a hit…”
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I try.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not crazy about more inter-league play
watching the pitcher bat and messing with pinch hitters and such is lame most of the time.
’cept for dirty dan haren and fresh-faced chatwood.
As an Angel fan living in Houston
I’m all for the ’Stros to the AL.
by HoustonHaloFan on Jun 28, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Desmond played for the M's!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Like his looks do ya?
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
by angelslogic on Jun 28, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh huh.
Whatever you say, lady.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Gubi, is he staying within his mechanics?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Did anyone ask Victor about Gubi?
Or Hud?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
This "hitting" thing seems to be working for us tonight.
How come we don’t do this more often?
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
Tonight we've secretly replaced Angelsfan015's Angels with a team that can hit. Let's see if he notices.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I thought something was different.
Can this team stay?
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hitting?
The fuck you say!
(that’s mine for June)
by HoustonHaloFan on Jun 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i was a fan of the trade all along.
…
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
The Addams family started
When Uncle Fester farted
They really are retarded
The Addams family
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Turn in your geek card.
It’s “snap snap”, not “clap clap”
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
[hands it back]
Just don’t let it happen again!!! :-P
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
well, if we're going to get all technical, is it 'kooky'? You can have my card too.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it"
They're creepy and their kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They’re all together ooky
The Addams family
Their house is a museum
When people come to see ’em
They really are a scre-am
The Addams family
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
As usual, thanks for setting the record straight.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Seattle just lost.
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jun 28, 2011 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, hey HEY!!! It's THIN ALBERT!!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Did you save up to 15% on that insurance?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
I am probably in the minority here...
But if he just turns into a consistant run producer with a batting average in the high .200s/low .300s, I couldn’t care less about the absurd contract and the specific number of HRs is not as important to me.
by blithescribe on Jun 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll get on that wagon with you.
Seems a reasonable performance criteria.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I smell a smell...
I smell a smelly smell that smells…. smelly
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Thank you, Mr Crabs.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, ka ka ka ka ka! Now where's me money?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Well, we'll make homercles and his ecstatic pants hang over the side then. :)
by blithescribe on Jun 28, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel exactly the same, actually
He’s raised his average from about .175 to .219. Almost 45 points. Not bad!
I'll always care about the absurb contract
Mainly because of how it might handicap Arte to have 1/7 of his budget for 25 players on one guy, but if Vernon can get to around .275, OBP around .315 and slugging .475, I’ll be happier.
by TheKingfish on Jun 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If he can justify his continued presence, I will be able to deal with it.
I will likely never like it, but I can deal with it, I think.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Similar
Kind of like how Torii’s slowing down
by TheKingfish on Jun 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They hit. They run. They score. I like these Angels. Can we keep 'em Sosh? Can we, can we please?
by blithescribe on Jun 28, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
And even though Premium isn't hitting, he's been flashing the leather at the plate recently.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Didn't know the ball had a digestive tract. Ya learn something new every day......
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Result:
Trumbo socked the Shit out of the ball
Baseball is a funny game...
by Halosfan777 on Jun 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It WAS good.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
by angelslogic on Jun 28, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Trumbo redeems himself.
gets the 2 runs back.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
Darn it!!!
Mrs. red floyd chose THAT moment to need some help.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
King Conger goes yard!!!!!
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
KING CONGER!!!!!
Was that oppo taco, or was he batting lefty?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Conger to Downing Rules!!!
"...the error of age is to believe that experience is a substitute for intelligence." - Lymon Bryson (1888-1959) pulling a Nostradomus on Torii Hunter's baserunning ass.
***********************HOMERUN*************Hank Conger!***********************
"It's our money," owner Arte Moreno said.
Hey red I think I see another girl in the corner who everyones ignoring
cuz she thinks shes the passionate one
Yes indeedy.
There’s a man in the back as a matter of fact, with a cap as red as the sun!
And the hitting was soothing
And they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah yeah!
And Hatcher in the back
Said “Everyone Attack!”
And it turned into a Halo Blitz!
And Scioscia in the corner
Said, “Boys I gotta warn ya
It’ll turn into a Halo Blitz!”
Halo Blitz…
Halo Blitz….
Halo Blitz….
Halo Blitz….
It’s, it’s a Halo Blitz!!! It’s, IT’S A HALO BLITZ!!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
No mas!
About to use up are weekly allotment of runs
Haren's like, "Why can't they do that for me?"
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
It's been a while since we hit double digits on runs scored.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
not anymore
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
by angelslogic on Jun 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
first HR for Conger since May 1
Legally changing name to "Lotta Whirled Peas"
by Quad Fin Rider on Jun 28, 2011 10:29 PM PDT reply actions
On again on an error.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
Man poor Des
I know him pretty well. He’s a great kid and has a bright future. Washington has put some pretty big expectations on him too.
Baseball is a funny game...
The foe may not know
Wherin lies his plight!
by HoustonHaloFan on Jun 28, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions
finally conger..bring ur power back
conger > mathis
this would be a good time for Pete to get some practice stealing a base
though with the game pretty much out of reach it might seem unsportsmanlike
Bad news, man. Bad news.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic!!!!
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda cool...
I logged on tonight because the Angels were once again screwing the pooch tonight and my family was tired of hearing my in-game analysis.
Please, contribute to ours!
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
here comes kohn!
i love the “kohnisms”
Runs. Can I have some runs please. Thanks
by AngelsBaseball on Jun 28, 2011 10:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yes I Kohn!!!!!
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He's in Kohntrol tonight!
Legally changing name to "Lotta Whirled Peas"
by Quad Fin Rider on Jun 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Such Kohncentration on the mound right now.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jun 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
security about to crack down on the three guys in the diamond club.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
Biff, Skip and Chase...
You boys calm down or security will give you nasty thrashing
Why don't you just make like a tree and get out of here?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
ahhh, just watched the trilogy over the weekend
never gets old.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
well, the third one kind of does.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 28, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
you just Kohn't hit that!
Baseball is a funny game...
by Halosfan777 on Jun 28, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Run differential!
Official prediction: The Angels will win the AL west this season.
by RexTookMyStash on Jun 28, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, it's definite. Mrs. red floyd and I will be somewhere in the WC rows of 201-203 on 7/3 if anyone wants to stop by.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
LIGHT UP THE HALO!!!!!!
Just Another Halos Victory!!!!!
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
Woooo!!!!
Light that Halo!!!!
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
Light it up!!!
Legally changing name to "Lotta Whirled Peas"
by Quad Fin Rider on Jun 28, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
For some reason, I read that as "Phone Scream"
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
buys Hatcher another 11 years with the Halos
Legally changing name to "Lotta Whirled Peas"
by Quad Fin Rider on Jun 28, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
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