Great Scott, he's not.
Just a quick one to survey the current devastation in Salt Lake City. Countdown to ecstasy, where ecstasy means the man is finally released:
77 PITCHES
6 HITS, 6 RUNS
5 EARNED
4 HIT BATSMEN
3 INNINGS PITCHED
2 WALKS
1 WILD PITCH
ZERO CONFIDENCE IN SCOTT KAZMIR'S RETURN TO ANAHEIM.
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After two more walks, and his 91st pitch, they finally removed him...
…in the fourth inning. Cumulative mark in the latest rehab stint?
15.15 ERA.
The outing was awful, not the article of course.
I just realized that my wording was pretty vague.
How the measly have fallen.
My response to your letter of February 19, 1976, is - kiss my ass.
Sincerely,
Bill Baxley, Attorney General
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jun 9, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Where on earth is 2008 Kazmir?
"Every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in" -George Costanza
by Howie's Batting Title on Jun 9, 2011 7:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
He's playing miniature gold with 2005 Brandon Wood.
My response to your letter of February 19, 1976, is - kiss my ass.
Sincerely,
Bill Baxley, Attorney General
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jun 9, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
*golf..... aw who the hell cares anyway!
My response to your letter of February 19, 1976, is - kiss my ass.
Sincerely,
Bill Baxley, Attorney General
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jun 9, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
"Every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in" -George Costanza
by Howie's Batting Title on Jun 9, 2011 8:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
career over.
what an epic burnout.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
It was real, Kaz.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE.....
Why should the door be any different?
My response to your letter of February 19, 1976, is - kiss my ass.
Sincerely,
Bill Baxley, Attorney General
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jun 9, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
hahaha wtf?
4 hit batters. Jeez serious control issues.
Reminds me of Doc Ellis having a goal to hit every batter in the game once.
Maybe Kazmir is REALLY on LSD...
….Lone Star Drugs…..lol
Representing the Angels in Sin City.
by maze88 on Jun 9, 2011 11:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah ... this is completely separate from the LSD game
May 1, 1974 game against Cincinnati
Ellis attempted to hit every batter in the Cincinnati Reds lineup on May 1, 1974, in an effort to prove a point to teammates. Ellis hit Pete Rose, Joe Morgan, and Dan Driessen in the top of the first. The clean-up batter Tony Perez avoided Ellis’s attempts, instead drawing a walk, and after two pitches aimed at the head of Johnny Bench, Ellis was removed from the game by manager Danny Murtaugh. Ellis’s box score for the game reads: 0 IP, 0 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 0 K.10
kaz's agent needs to connect with bautista's agent
take a trip to the dominican, get the good shit from the pros.
Make a bartolo colon-like resurgence.
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
by clover_black on Jun 9, 2011 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Making Estoban Yan and Fernando NeyRod look good!
One pitch at a time…
Tyler Chatwood and Trevor Bell say, "Kaz who?"
After they put him on the DL, I never believed he was coming back to Anaheim anyway
so long as Chatwood didn’t implode.
I thought the brass figured if there were anything salvageable left, it could be traded.
Regardless, Kazmir’s head is really messed up right now.
There was one positive from Kazmir's start last night
He’ll be gone within the next nine days.
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
































