Bloops, Doinks and Dinks for Dodgers Cool Down Hot Halos

Those offensive explosions that used to last weeks at a time a few short years ago now last one or two whole games. Screw it, Ghost Adventures is on. Time to watch something almost as embarrassing as this team.

…And worst game I’ve ever seen in person.

Decisions decisions! Ghost Adventures, Old School. “I f$&king need you more than ever!”

What was that? No one could move tonight. It really was like a bunch of zombies donned retro Angels uniforms.

I think it’s brilliant. Arte Moreno sees a window here. I’ve already figured that if Frank McCourt survives this thing that I’ll simply switch over 100% to the Angels. I’ve been a fan of the Angels since my family moved to Newport when I was 14 (wasn’t really a rivalry back then, pre interleague play), but I grew up in Echo Park, so that’s that. I know I’m not the only person who feels this way. I’ve already been to more Angels games this year than Dodgers games and I live in Highland Park! (Saw Rev Halofan on the Metrolink after the Nats game.) I can understand why it would piss off some Angels fans, but I think it’s great subliminal marketing to folks who might be teetering on the fence right now.

This is equivalent to that stupid Trojan stabbing the Rose Bowl field right before the UCLA-USC game!

… just thought it was a cool way to celebrate the freeway series. If anything the Angels were rubbing it in the Dodgers faces by having one of they’re most celebrated icons in red. Kinda smart given the current state of the Dodgers in my opinion.

We were down 5-0 in the eighth inning. We had first and third, with two outs. Up steps of Vernon Wells. The count is 3-0, and he swings?!?!?!?! We are down by five runs, and he is swinging at a 3-0 pitch? WHY?

embarassed to have my son there. Not just because of the fact that the Angels toppled back to the old ways of two weeks ago, but because of the skanks walking up and down the aisles blocking the views of the game with their loin cloths doubling as a sorry excuse for clothing. Each and every one of the Doyer “fans” could have been pulled into a police lineup for the Giant fan beating earlier this year. After tonight, I am seriously impressed by the job the police did in finding their guy cuz there’s about 200,000 clones out there.

Just when I was starting to feel sorry for the Doyers due to their moronic, egotistical owner, I got to experience this. This was not my first experience with this matchup, but it will undoubtedly be my last. And sure, some of this is sour grapes from having the slaughter rubbed into my face with each and every base running blunder-turned-Doyer advancement, but I think this is the appropriate place to vent. The Dodgers fans, for the most part, match the classlessness of their failed owner and deserve everything they have coming to them. In short, FUCK you Dodger fans.

Somebody personally emailed me in response to nearly every insult I made on the Dodgers during last nights game thread. Did this happen to anybody else?

Stuck behind a bunch of drunk obnoxious Doyer fans. Never got into the game and neither did the Angels fans (Chicken vs. Egg)