215 MLB players voted on the meanest player in baseball

No surprise on #1.
I AM surprised that Jose Guillen did not make the list. I cracked up at wussy boy Tex who made #15
So... who would be on your list?

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thanks, rev! :-)

I'm an Angels fan

by ladybug on Sep 19, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions

Only guy that scares me on that list

Kyle Farnsworth

None of the other guys are too fearsome…

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes

by johnnyangel101 on Sep 19, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions

"I have something 95 percent of all those All-Stars only wish they had: a World Series ring. If I had to choose between that and being an All-Star, it would be no contest. I’d grab the gold ring and never look back." -Tim Salmon

by BruinHalo on Sep 19, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Jeff Mathis swings a mean bat.

...on the road....

by Jack Kerouac on Sep 19, 2011 2:40 PM PDT reply actions

A-Rod? Pujols? Really? I am surprised. I did not know that they were mean.

I have seen A-Rod push the boundaries of playing dirty, but I had no idea.

And I wonder if the players polled were not mixing in their votes for dickhead players alongside their thoughts about mean people.

Against stupidity the very Gods themselves toil in vain.

by Stirrups on Sep 19, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions

You mean like when A-Fraud knocked the ball out of the 1B glove in the 2004 playoffs?

If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?

by red floyd on Sep 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions

He's past the boundaries

he full-on embraces it.

A wise man once said "never postpone to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrow. Except DFAing Mathis. Do that shit now, plz."

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Sep 20, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions

a lot of the people are from the same team!

Are you sure he was safe? It looked like an out to the entire statium. Well bad call Blue.

by Alavel on Sep 19, 2011 3:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

Damned Chowds

If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?

by red floyd on Sep 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Is Gameboard still in baseball? I thought he was DFA'ed/Retired from the M's.

If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?

by red floyd on Sep 19, 2011 3:22 PM PDT reply actions

He's not on a team right now, but he hasn't officially retired.

by ~MMP~ on Sep 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Jose Guillen isn't on the list since he's no longer in baseball

Selig directed the Giants to keep him off of their postseason roster while the DEA was investigating his HGH use. Nobody took a chance on him in free agency after the season.

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

by Quad Fin Rider on Sep 19, 2011 3:23 PM PDT reply actions

true...i dont know when the survey was

I'm an Angels fan

by ladybug on Sep 19, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

That looks more like the Biggest Cry Babies list to me.

I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.

by Monkeyspanked on Sep 19, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions

+1

I'm an Angels fan

by ladybug on Sep 19, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

I never knew Chase Utley was considered mead or dirty or a cry baby

Did I miss something?

by tizzidy19 on Sep 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT reply actions

*mean

by tizzidy19 on Sep 19, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions

neither did I

and I’m from the area, and he is practically worshiped.

by Halos in DE on Sep 19, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, it is a players' poll

Who knows what gets said between the lines…

by dmhead on Sep 21, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions

HA!

That picture of Chipmunk looks like it was from Game 2 of the 2009 ALDS (or at least I hope it is).

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." ~ Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Angels 2011 W-L record with the alternate red jersey: 17-11

by blast21dave on Sep 19, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions

Nyjer Morgan should be #1

by michael23333 on Sep 19, 2011 3:42 PM PDT reply actions

The Lord of the Pies, i.e., Brad Penny is probably the most glaring omission

Shane Victorino should be there to

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

by Quad Fin Rider on Sep 19, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions

penny for sure

I remember last time we played them he was getting all pissy with avila

"id take 5th Dimention Wormhole Rivera over Wells any day of the week"
-clover_black

by the king of CERA on Sep 21, 2011 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions

I loved who was #1.

by angelsfan7 on Sep 19, 2011 3:52 PM PDT reply actions

Was it Teixeira who made the list, or his wife?

"The contract is brought up a lot. What it's going to take to get past it is winning. This organization took on the contract. I'm here to make them look good."~Vernon Wells

by George Kaplan on Sep 19, 2011 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Meanest , not most bitch

by eyespy on Sep 19, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh... SNAP!!!!

Rec’d

And shouldn’t Benedict Horse-Face be on the list too?

If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?

by red floyd on Sep 19, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions

Reply fail to George.

If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?

by red floyd on Sep 19, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions

who was the base runner who

grabbed Aybar’s ankle at 2nd? he should be on the list…

Angel's Baseball!!

by angels_rally_mom on Sep 19, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions

Punk ass Nyjer Morgan should be top

But this list should be “most aggressive”

Representing the Angels in Sin City.

by maze88 on Sep 20, 2011 12:40 AM PDT via mobile reply actions

Screw that.

A-Rod is a tool. So is Tex.

Although Farnsworth is a BA.

by moralesforpresident on Sep 20, 2011 2:41 AM PDT via mobile reply actions

we need a "biggest douche nozzle" poll

I'm an Angels fan

by ladybug on Sep 20, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions

For some reason I read that as

a “biggest tizzle poll”

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." ~ Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Angels 2011 W-L record with the alternate red jersey: 17-11

by blast21dave on Sep 20, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

It's not a bad list

though I had no idea Carpenter’s reputation.

Only one I’m upset about is Prince Fielder. I hadn’t heard that before, and always sorta rather liked him.

A wise man once said "never postpone to tomorrow what can be done the day after tomorrow. Except DFAing Mathis. Do that shit now, plz."

by Caseys Kiss of Death on Sep 20, 2011 3:41 PM PDT reply actions

Carpenter is super-competative

I dunno if Id call him mean.

"id take 5th Dimention Wormhole Rivera over Wells any day of the week"
-clover_black

by the king of CERA on Sep 21, 2011 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions

K-Rod seems kinda mean

Especially after last year I’m surprised he didn’t make it.

by dmhead on Sep 21, 2011 9:23 AM PDT reply actions

Its incredibly easy for first basemen to make this list

as most players get to sit on first and converse with them. Catchers also make sense as they tend to F with peoples head while you bat.

That being said, how in the hell is Utley such a prick at SECOND base that he gets #2. He must be bad. And any pitcher on this list says a lot. You are never is conversational distance, ever, with any opposing player. So your effective dick range (EDR) must be enormous.

And any pitcher who is also a closer has to not only have a high EDR but also a super huge DMPS (Dick Moves Per Second) since they are only out there for one freaking inning.

Beckett should be 1-5.

I brought sexy back, but they only gave me store credit....

by PhiSlamma on Sep 21, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions