It's been one crazy, roller coaster year for Angel fans and baseball in general. There are only seven games left in the regular season but ANYTHING can happen.
A friend and I decided to look into our bowling crystal ball to see what other crazy stuff could happen before the year is out. If you believe the power of fortune-telling then we are in for a crazy week of baseball that will reveal surprises, immature behavior and things your kid's shouldn't know about (a forewarning!!).
Below is what was revealed. Be forewarned a SECOND TIME: Don't be surprised to wake up tomorrow and find out that one of the follow has COME TRUE!!
This is What Was Revealed:
::: Jose Mota Announces He's Running for President ::
::: Curtis Granderson Turns Out to Be a Woman. Yankees roll with it. :::
::: Rex Hudler Propositions Underage Girls on Facebook :::
::: Ivan Nova Gets Locked Out of Yankee Stadium and Crashes a Golf Cart Through the Gate so that He Can Get in and Use the Toilet :::
::: Mark Texeira Reveals in the 7th inning That He Has a Third nipple:::
::: Buck Showalter Leaves Tommy Hunter in for 160 pitches Due to A Boner that Wouldn't Go Away :::
::: Orel Herscheiser eats an entire bag of pork rinds and then Interviews the Mexican Little League Team :::
::: Magglio Ordonez Commits Identity Theft and Maxes Out all of Prince Fielder's Credit Cards :::
::: Nyjer Morgan Takes a Dump in the Pool at Chase Field :::
::: Pablo Sandoval Discovers the Internet and Spends All his Time Reading Wikipedia, Missing the Final Three games of the Season :::
::: Buck Rodgers Gets Thrown Out a Window in Bus Crash...Again :::
::: Tim McCarver Denies Trying to Shove An Apple up Joe Morgan's Ass At Pre-Playoff Cocktail Party in Boston :::
::: Carl Crawford Reveals He Wears a Hat Nine Sizes Too Big "just in case" :::
::: Delmon Young Goes Berserk when Ron Gardenhire Eats his Subway Sandwich :::
YOU'VE BEEN FOREWARNED!!!
Do you have a crystal ball?? What does IT say???




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