Conspiracy Theory: Ordonez and Guillen

The conspiracy theory in Detroit is that the Angels are sticking it to the Tigers as payback for Magglio Ordonez and Carlos Guillen showing up Weaver by celebrating excessively after hitting home runs against the Angels on July 31.

GREAT!

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if you played the game the right way

instead of as a bitch parade, well then you would never have these lingering questions and bitchfests.

by Rev Halofan on Sep 28, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions

Someone is obviously not familiar with Mike Scioscia's newfound fetish for lineup changes.

by TheKingfish on Sep 28, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

A dose of lineup changing this heavy peaures him so greatly that it makes him incoherent. that’s why torii is the “co- manager”, duh

"id take 5th Dimention Wormhole Rivera over Wells any day of the week"
-clover_black

by the king of CERA on Sep 29, 2011 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions

I wish that were the explanation

The real explanation — Texas owns us right now. Sucks but true.

by Brody on Sep 28, 2011 9:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs

You either got the horses, or you don't.

The season is 162 games.

by wumbug on Sep 28, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't wait until the Angels face the Tigers next season

It should be interesting

by LAA101010 on Sep 29, 2011 12:43 AM PDT reply actions

If you read the article backwards

You’ll find the lyrics to Beatle songs

From Jeff Mathis' TOPPS card: "Jeff is a defensive catcher, but he can rake it when it counts." Jeff has a lifetime .199 MLB batting average

by mustard_man on Sep 29, 2011 3:47 AM PDT reply actions

Friendly suggestion to Detroit

Win more games.

"The contract is brought up a lot. What it's going to take to get past it is winning. This organization took on the contract. I'm here to make them look good."~Vernon Wells

by George Kaplan on Sep 29, 2011 6:26 AM PDT reply actions