Matchup 8; Round 1: 2pintsofbooze VS pattimelt
by PhiSlamma on Jan 15, 2012 3:30 PM PST
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(These are significantly more difficult to make on a laptop touchpad. I have no idea if pictures of food that people eat is trademarked, if so, that is kinda scary. I mean that patty melt isn't even existence anymore. Its been devoured. It made a delicious journey to the bowels of nummyness. Ok, Im done)
This one is going to be a bit short due to the fact that I am not only on my laptop but also because Im tethering my cell phone to get an internet connection. Next post will have more beef. This entire story is making me hungry now.
Dono Romantico lost. He must have kicked a baby when I was not looking and rghan jumped epically in the air, caught the baby, signed Pujols on the way down to the ground then gave everyone candy because..... damn.
I was happy Rev updated us all on Halowood. Made my weekend that was full of kind of strange happenings. Last night, in fact, a burly white older chick got kicked out of a bar I was at. No big deal right? Well its a big deal when she got kicked out because she literally tried to start a fight with me because I have a mohawk, then when I ignored her she told me she was not only going to fight be but murder me. A circle formed. The movie bloodsport flashed into memory.... but except for that beefy (mmmm beef) asian guy who Jean Claude fought it was a mid 50s fake blonde with a tramp stamp.
I definitely would have lost. She was built like a line backer, drank like a sailor and smelled like a free clinic. Im glad the bouncers stepped in an "escorted" her out. I am getting too old for this nonsense.
Anyyyyyway.....
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amazing how those lyrics ring oh so true
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 12:14 AM PST up reply actions
Hey man, you put me back in line early on.
That’s what friends are for.
Winning doesn't matter. -Lyle
man
its like you’re the itunes for my soul
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
"Smelled like a free clinic"
Classic.
"When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
Where did rev update on Halowood?
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
Did you find where?
I’ve been up to my ears with football this weekend.
Jeff Mathis (Pseudonym Lyle Spencer) is History... Zang!
by Halo Hurricane on Jan 17, 2012 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
pattimelt, hands down :)
In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high.
Walden
by matthiasstephan on Jan 15, 2012 4:28 PM PST reply actions
Gotta vote Pattimelt
She has a mean ankle lock deathgrip.
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
First time so far in the tournament that I don''t have a clear winner in mind.
I’ll wait for one of them to write something persuasive.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
Ok.. let's start with a quick resume
of me and my Angels Fandom:
I have been here since the beginning. I was part of the Rev’s original blog, which is where I met Leigh (Missus Rev Halofan) and the Rev for the first time. I think I’m registered fan #12 or so, but that is total on SB Nation, so I don’t know where I am HERE. I am also the “Social Media Director” for HH, and do the facebook and twitter stuff since October, I think.
I have NO CLUE other than that to write about for now, but since the rules have been changed, and I can post more than once, I imagine I’ll be back to post more later..
by pattimelt on Jan 15, 2012 5:19 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Smell of a free clinic is the fragrance I spray my room with before I have company.
"Stay loyal to the Angels. As for me, I'm jumping on the Nationals bandwagon, later." -Daniel Sirca
by migfig on Jan 15, 2012 5:55 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Patti's my gal
girls rule
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
She's got this lady vote!
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
No baby kicking for me!
my vote goes to Pattimelt.
When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!
How can it NOT be pattimelt?
I mean, seriously who is this 2pintsofboozeguy(:-D)
All patti’s ever done is be here since day 1, providing stories of encounters that we fanbois can only DREAM to have, and providing some kind of tangible support to the big club itself.
In this contest of epic fandom, Pattitmelt’s gotta be the one. Really.
Light up that halo! RIP, Nick.
by Clutch on Jan 15, 2012 6:34 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
was going to vote 2pints but then, as I was digging for pattimelt comments to try and change my mind
I found his AWFUL hasselhoff junk gif on the there can be only one thread.
by Balls and Strikes on Jan 15, 2012 7:09 PM PST reply actions
That was meant to hypnotize you into voting for me
No way could that have backfired
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 15, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
Patti is fantastic...
But 2pints has invited us over for home brew in HB. Sadly, I’m that easy to sway.
Good luck to both. Man, we need to expand the field next year because one way or another great bloggers are dropping like flies in the first round!!
You calling us, non bracketers, the Dregs of this site?
Who says we wouldn’t give guys, a hops for your monies wort.
We may be a little less-ful-fill-ing, but we post great.
Angels
I’ve got this year locked up though, I’m going to do an awesome boarjuice for davit rite post that will win me poster of 2012
by Balls and Strikes on Jan 15, 2012 9:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Nice post bro.
Next thyme don’t make it one bolck of word. Break up Moar sentance, and puntchuasion.
You didn't make the bracket, but you are a champion to me.
Halos Heaven’s official image guru and Angel fan in paradise. Plus, you’re in my Mayhem P.I. show.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 15, 2012 11:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Mahalo
Feel great to be employed, but my agent is demanding double from your original offer.
by eyespy on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Ever since that night we were joking around about it, I've been humming the theme song.
It is on Netflix or something, or are you just so cool as to already own it on DVD?
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
Another tough one, is it time for the names in a hat scientific way? I think so.
On another note, I want to hear more about Phi Slamma’s encounter and where it happened.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
I'm hungry. And and i want a couple of pints of booze
This makes it a tough call. Gotta see more representation although I’m definitely leaning towards the pattimelt right now.
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
Shit that means I gotta take on Ryan Ghan.
OK … I’ve already got some stuff stu-ed up for you buddy while you concentrate on your minor-league excellence
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
I'll post my dealio in a bit
I’ve been drinking and watching football all day and can’t find any coherent thoughts at the moment.
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
beat me to it!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
could use yourself a pattimelt
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
by highlandhalo on Jan 15, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
and the smear campaign begins.....
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Jan 15, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
First EVER to comment in an HH game thread (without an f-bomb)
… and also the appointed Social Media Director of Halos Heaven (which is almost as important as Tim Mead, but not quite.
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
And hell ...
two pint of booze is only a quarter or halfway to being drunk. Gimme four or eight.
Don't call me Bugs. Although Bugs Bunny could do it all on the baseball field.
at least I'll get you half way there
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 15, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions
The only thing I have as long as I have been on HH
is that pattimelt is one of the rare folks that transcends both HH and angelswin.com
Therefore, I voted for 2pints, cause I really don’t like AW, but that’s just my preference. Vote as you will!
Faith Focus Finish
Markers and paint pens.
Just found them going thru some old boxes…it’s been years since I drew anything.
Figured it out, and posted on the Dogg vs. Kap-G death match.
Some mean skillz there. I was confused because of Pattimelt,s name on the bottom corner there. Where is the .com for it. Where is this site at?
I think you brought this up with 2pints(?) in a post last season. Talking about bombing days gone by.
I added her name on the bottom in MS paint in case someone couldn't read the letters.
Yeah. there’s no telling what I might have said on here in the past. I’ll read some things days later and don’t even remember posting it….alcohol induced of course(not too happy with myself sometimes, but I’ll own it). :/
BTW props on your photoshop skills. I just t started learning how to use my Photoshop elements.
THAT is very Panther!!!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
That's pretty childish...
…that’s not to say there hasn’t been a bit of that both ways over the years, but that’s pretty shitty
(Having said that, and speaking of puerile, the link to Angels Win in the sidebar here makes me laugh every time)
I see red people
are you effing serious???? Why am I surprised? it's 6th grade over there
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Do you remember how the grudge started?
It was long before I got here, but I remember Pattimelt showing up one day and she’d been banned there.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
nope, don't remember that
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Don't feel bad.
I got banned on a FAMILY forum, by a couple of old ladies who got pissed at one of my cousins (she got accepted into the DAR and one of the old bats running the forum couldn’t get in for love nor money). Banned her and then banned me because I spoke up for her.
I tell you…
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
2pints cuz you can't trust old people
What do you need a fancy suit for, Charlie, you ain't got no job to wear it to.
'Orange' you gonna post a comment 2 pints? Time is running out.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
ok, here's my spiel (DISCLAIMER: I've been drinking all day)
I wasn’t thinking this epic battle was one of fanhood comparisons, so if that is the case then I’ll surely lose to Ms. Melt as she seems to be at that level of fandom that I hope to one day achieve. However, that doesn’t mean I’m going down without a fight.
To me the Halos are in my blood. My grandparents moved here from Detroit in 1960 and settled in to a charming little house just a few short miles from what would later become Angel Stadium. The majority of memories I have of my grandfather are of him sitting in his garage drinking Budweiser and watching Angels games. He passed away in 2001, and all too often I can’t help but think about how close he came to seeing his team win it all. The team that staked a claim in the same town he had chosen for his family just a couple years prior. This is the foundation for the love I have and pleasure i get from being in the stadium or watching games on TV while sipping on a cold beer.
I love Halos Heaven. I don’t contribute on the level many others do. I’m no stat-head or minor league scout, and I have no clue what is going on in the Japanese league. I come here to learn about the team I love. I’ve learned more about this team, and baseball in general, in the couple years I’ve been on here than I had in the 28 years of following the Halos on my own. For that, I thank you all.
If you’ve read any of my comments then you’re fully aware that I’m a smart ass. I’m sarcastic. I take pretty much nothing seriously. I’ve heckled Mike Piazza and Nick Swisher about their long hair from a dugout suite. Although they ultimately had the last laugh as Piazza hit a 9th inning go ahead HR off of KRod (prompting him to stare me down after crossing home plate) and Swisher later donated his hair to a cancer patient (didn’t I feel like an asshole after hearing that?). I snuck into the diamond club and sat 2nd row behind home plate to cheer on Tim Salmon during one of his last career at-bats. Thanks to a friend, I’ve had BP, fielded and played flag football on the field. With every comment I make I add to the humiliation I’m sure that tool from AN feels every time he trolls over here to see if I’ve changed my sig. little does he know, I will never change it. EVER. His douchebaggery will live on through me, forever.
There’s not a day that goes by where i don’t literally laugh out loud from something I read on here. If I don’t win this round it may sting for a half-second, but I’m just happy that this whole silly thing is going on. What an offseason for us Halos faithful. I don’t think I’ve ever been near as giddy as I am for this season to start as I am right now, and I have no doubt the rest of you are feeling the same. Im just glad we can all share it together, here, on the best Halos blog in all of the Internetz.
thanks for reading,
2pints
p.s. in the off chance none of that prompted you to vote for me, maybe this cute little hamster eating broccoli will do the trick. Just look at his little feet!
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 15, 2012 9:51 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
I had to counter your Facebook campaign with something
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 12:19 AM PST up reply actions
The hamster gif IS very cute.
I cannot disagree with you there.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jan 16, 2012 1:43 AM PST up reply actions
now that I read that, I wish I could have voted for both
popularity contests, aren’t they fun!
When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!
by Dono Romantico on Jan 16, 2012 8:22 AM PST up reply actions
ACK! Now I don't know who to vote for.
And those feet! Those little feet waving in excitement because I HAZ A BROCCOLI!
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
if you vote for me I will literally do the same thing that hamster is doing
promise
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
Hahaha!
I’m really having a hard time with this. I want to vote for both of you.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
no worries either way
I know you ladies are a tight group
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
I want to say something.
But I’m not gonna.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 10:51 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the hamster
but I still voted for pattimelt. Next time, 2pints!
"And that’s why to hell with the traffic, Diane, we’re staying until the end of the game, and that’s final." ~brokenyard, 8/18/11
I'll take your rec in hopes that one day I'll be one of the most rec'd posters here
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm gonna steal part of this for my round2 vs WiHaloFan.
Not that it will do me any good.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
which part?
the hamster is off limits
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
This one
I love Halos Heaven. I don’t contribute on the level many others do. I’m no stat-head or minor league scout, and I have no clue what is going on in the Japanese league. I come here to learn about the team I love. I’ve learned more about this team, and baseball in general, in the couple years I’ve been on here than I had in the 28 years of following the Halos on my own. For that, I thank you all.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
have at it
you’ll need all the help you can get to take down wihalofan
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
Nice.
Same story here regarding your grandfather (mine passed in 95). He would sit in the garage smoke a cigar and drink Budweiser while listening on the radio. 2002 was a huge moment for our family – we all partied in the tortilla factory parking lot and smoked cigars in his memory after game 7.
Cheers, Bro!
Viva La Taco Bell reef!
There used to be (recently closed down) a taco bell on the Northside side of the HB pier.
Old school surf spot in Huntington Beach. 2pints will know what I’m talking about. The Taco Bell had a lot of sentimental value to me, as I’m sure it does for him as well. I was on the surf team in high school and it was often our meeting spot.
I was out at 9th st a couple weeks ago
and remember wondering to myself if anyone ever called it Taco Bell Reef anymore. that name will live on with our generation, to be passed down to our sons and daughters.
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 17, 2012 8:29 AM PST up reply actions
Know it, I graduated from Edison High
The Warings used to be the managers of that Taco Bell, you would see wetsuits in the back hanging up during the mid to late 70s.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
I worked at the Taco Bell on Main St when it was there
it was my first job, I was 16. the people that owned it also owned the 9th st location. Although it sucked working at taco Bell, the scenery during the Summer was pretty damn nice.
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 17, 2012 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Scenery was always nice there and at Jack In The Box
of course i’m talking “74” thru “80” when I was a much younger lad.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
Dude, yer old. ;)
My dad’s company did a lot of work on Main Street. They built the 24 hour fitness and a handful of other things in 89/90(?). His office was upstairs above a bathing suit store (can’t remember the name) directly across the street from Perks. I had a city permit to paint the sea walls that summer. I surfed in the morning, (competed in NSSA) worked on Main Street, or painted the walls during the day.
Oh the scenery and fond memories.
NSSA started in the 70s, my coach John Rothrock was instrumental
in bringing it into the scene. An old room mate of mine and board shaper Larry Myers’ kid did well in NSSA, he is about 18 or 19 now I think. I surfed high school surf team in the “single fin” days, thrusters came out after I graduated.
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
Thats cool
My buddies dad (Scott Gragham) was a judge and did a lot of work with them. Me and my buddy would set up all the contest and do overnight security. That’s mostly why I was able to surf in some of their contests…It wasn’t because I was that good. lol
Gosh, I’ve been racking my brain all day trying to remember the two gals names who ran it…it’s on the tip of my tongue. I do remember they lived off of Atlanta and Magnolia. Nice couple. I’m thankful to them for a lot of good times/memories.
sounds like our grandfathers were kindred spirits
mine smoked cigarettes though instead of cigars
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 17, 2012 8:31 AM PST up reply actions
I gotta go with 2pints in this matchup.
I have had many fun back and forth conversations with 2pints to not vote for him.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
I think PattiMelt and 2Pints
are probably best enjoyed together. I do like looking at pretty pictures though. I gotta vote Patti.
Love 2pints though.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
Patti2Pints?
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
I remember watching the Angels clinch the division in '09...
All the players ran out to the Adenhart picture on the CF Wall. The cameraman then cut to a lady as she was sobbing away. I was also on the HH Thread, and a few guys said that that lady was none other than our Pattimelt. My vote goes to pattimelt.
12/8/11!!! What a day!
by stuck in Romania on Jan 16, 2012 8:41 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I remember that.
I had only joined in June of that year; it was Adenhart’s death that was the final straw for me at the official blog (there were people defending drunk driving). I find it hard to believe that I’ve only been here for so short a time.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
Yeah I was thinking the same thing.
I sure hope he makes it back.
12/8/11!!! What a day!
by stuck in Romania on Jan 16, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
reply fail.
shoulda gone under LAA surfin’s reply.
12/8/11!!! What a day!
by stuck in Romania on Jan 16, 2012 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Makes me nostalgic
to see Kendrys in the POTG poll on that thread. Hope that happens a lot more.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." ~Dave Barry
I was at that game too!!
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
We went the next night.
We had money for a game and took a wild guess which night they’d clinch it.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
Pattimelt
becasue i like food more then booze
when will HH get a Tumblr account?
and what is facebook i am trying to join HH on my friendster account and no reply yet or on the MYSpace Account, fix that Patti
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
Who would know what Tumblr is but not Facebook?
Neophyte trolling fail.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 9:52 AM PST up reply actions
Shut up
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
by DAD OF VLAD on Jan 16, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
Never.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
wAIT....Why are we fighting?
remember what is important
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
by DAD OF VLAD on Jan 16, 2012 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
It's completely natural.
All of my friends have brawled with each other(including me) at some point in our friendship.
But you’re right. Annie’s boobs prevail.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
cool beans
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
by DAD OF VLAD on Jan 16, 2012 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
People say that a lot nowadays. Do you think it's because of Hot Rod?
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
I'm waiting to see who VoteBot is going for. Then I'll decided.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 9:57 AM PST reply actions
Want to vote for both, but I can't.
Social Media Director Pattimelt edges 2pints.
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
NOTICE:
Pattimelt will now be named Social Media Coordinator
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
by DAD OF VLAD on Jan 16, 2012 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
2Pints is Social Drinking Coordinator.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 10:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm actually spending the day setting up my home brewery in my garage
once I get out of bed of course
"You realize that Ive been posting on AN since 07 on this name and I am one of the most rec'ed posters there right?" - Some tool named Designatedforassignment from Athletics Nation
by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
I hope he needs an assistant.
I think i’m more than qualified.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE...
Has anybody ever seen the movie Tapeheads?
It features Phislamma’s unofficial theme song.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 10:48 AM PST reply actions
If I had a dollar
for everytime a woman believed me when I told them I owned the “Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffle” franchise I would be able to buy a lot of chicken and waffles. A LOT of waffles.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
it can be so much fun telling ridiculous lies to stupid girls
to see what they’ll believe. I do that on the reg
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
When you do it enough you get good at it
and then they just believe whatever you say because it comes off so straight faced, with conviction and confidence. I don’t abuse it and wildly lie about important stuff, but it is fun to have someone going for a night that I am a professional bingo player.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
hahaha, I may use that one
and yeah I only do it with completely outlandish things that could no way be true. and more times than not they eat it right up. not surprisingly there are a lot of girls in Huntington who will believe just about anything.
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
I was out one night with a guy who told a girl he was Bob, from Bob's Big Boy
He was 26. and she bought it. I was sitting there with my mouth wide open.
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
by Moondoggy on Jan 16, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Its what I call the "Twilight Syndrome"
girls want so badly to be swept away by the amazing/fantastical that they are willing to believe outlandish stuff for the slight possibility it could be true. They want nothing more than a racecar driver/the guy who invented post-it notes/reckless billionaire with a heart of gold/vampire who sparkles in the sunlight to come out of nowhere into their bar and take them away to a place where money is no issue, they never have to work again, and husband mcdreamy will forever have a six pack and an unquenchable thirst for them.
Because of this I can get away with saying retarded crap while drunk and not get slapped. I love America.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
by PhiSlamma on Jan 16, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow...at the same time that I look upon you with a sense of twisted admiration
I’m really glad you’re not my son.
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
Ouch
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
That is very, very true. But it takes a certain patience I never had.
This is how that usually went with me:
Scene: night, crowded bar, noisy, full of good looking young people
An attractive, already visibly drunk young woman sits down next to Mayhem at BAR. Orders a 7&7.
Mayhem: That’s a good drink order. I’m impressed!
Drunk Girl: Ha! You think? I probably should slow down, since my friends just left and decided to call it a night. But i’m still in the mood for fun. So are you a 7&7 fan?
Mayhem turns toward her, sensing an opportunity.
Mayhem: That’d be an understatement. I’m not only a fan of the drink, but I live off of that shit. Literally.
Drunkgirl: Wait, what do you mean?
Mayhem: I’m the CEO of Seagrams.
Drunkgirl’s face lights up, jaw drops. She cant believe what she just heard.
Drunkgirl: Seriously?!?! Oh my god, that’s unreal. And cool as hell!
Mayhem’s gaze goes from the girl back to the flatscreen tv he was watching before she arrived.
Mayhem: No. I’m kidding. God, are you really that F***ing stupid?
Drunkgirl picks up drink and goes towards the back of the bar, sits down near group of men shooting pool.
Scene: later that night, Mayhems apartment.
Mayhem walks in, doesn’t even turn the lights on. Goes straight for the computer, turns it on. The light from the screen fills a dark corner of his apartment, illuminating stacks of empty Bud Light cans and a pizza box.
Mayhem logs onto Halos Heaven, takes pants off.
Mayhem: Finally…
THE END
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 11:23 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
To paraphrase Charles Bukowski:
Some people never lose their pants. What truly boring lives they must lead.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
How is your heart.....
I quote Bukowski way toooo much
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Jan 16, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
How is your heart.....
I quote Bukowski way toooo much
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Jan 16, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
Well, if it's a quantum phenomenon, then...
I may or may not have my pants off. But unless you can observe, you’ll never be certain.
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
You are a dumbchick magnet(not to be confused with dumb, chick magnet).
I don’t know how you do it.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
Its all meaningless, empty bullshit
naturally the one person I do have a connection with is the one person that drives me crazy and is a constant source of mental anguish. I would trade a thousand attractive bar females for one meaningful, trust filled relationship in a heart beat.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
This entire comment chain has pretty much described why I'm moving out of "bar town"
I simply can’t put forth the effort full-time anymore. House is constantly f’d up because it’s “basecamp” for every single person we know before, during and after their drunken adventures; nobody ever cleans or owns up to anything; one roommate constantly brings back, psychotic, annoying and emotionally-damaged chicks to ruin what little peace and quite we have. I just can’t do it anymore. I like drunken adventures, but I think I want to go to them when I want from now on, not have them come to me 24/7.
That’s why I’m moving into what I’m pretty sure is an old pirate fortress on the hill.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 1:34 PM PST up reply actions
*Quiet, not quite
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
dude, I've been there, trust me
every group of friends needs a base camp for partying, you just never want to be one of the guys living in that base camp. its a completely thankless position to be in.
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
done both
lived at basecamp, exploited basecamp … much better to orbit as the Moon than to be the polluted earth
Starvin Band Apartment?
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
that was more like
ground zero …but yeah …have a separate place to crash when the place is overflowing with any of the three P’s: Police, Powder, Psycobeeyotcheez.
Approaching 3 years at the current pad
1 year at the one before that. Both were basecamps. ’Bout time for an extraction from the LZ.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
4 years of base camp livin?
you’re a better man than I
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
Or a fool
I’ve been wondering lately.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
My youngest used to date a guy
Just Like You.
Except his roommate didn’t bring back the psychotic chicks, they just came with the pack of friends who showed up to sponge off of them.
THIS… IS… ANAHEIM!!
That is also an issue for us
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
Is it just me, or is Tina Fey hot?
If the Halos don't care about the way they play, then why should I?
This kind of stuff
makes her all the more attractive
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
totally hot
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
holy crap that was amazing
outstanding claymation. nobody show that to Ben from Parks & Rec.
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
Gotta go with the Homie
2pints
Formerly known as AlohaHalofan
by Erick Danielsen on Jan 16, 2012 10:52 AM PST reply actions
tough one
2pints with a great story and sounds like the kind of fan I am. No stat head by any means and just a die hard. I’ve learned soooo much from the writers on here and its highly appreciated. Pattimelt is all kinds of awesome..vote to her
me and the wonder dog got high!
by YOUknowulovetheIE on Jan 16, 2012 10:57 AM PST via mobile reply actions
not cool bro
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
he must workout
me and the wonder dog got high!
by YOUknowulovetheIE on Jan 16, 2012 11:51 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
His skin tone goes the the entire spectrum of primary colors
I’ve been Hypnotoaded.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
he has that Zoolander look
who is he?
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
I think that's Greyson.
He hasn’t been on here for awhile…been hitting the gym.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 12:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
you know how in my spiel I mentioned I literally laugh out loud at least once a day from this site?
well there it was. well done
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
thats me
wanna work out?
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
shenanigans!
one moment I suddenly gain 40 votes in like 30 seconds, then 20 minutes later I come back and good ol’ pattimelt has gained almost 100.
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Yeah...saw that.
Cue Anthrax
It’s a MADHOUSE! jud jud jud jud jud jud jud dan den denna denna dan jud jud jud jud jud
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
poll cache
it could be displaying a count from as long as a day ago.
One thing about Phi’s series is that the SBN tech team has give me a detailed crash course about SBN polling ins-n-outs.
That's what I said the other day, during the Turk/Highland vote.
I noticed on both my computer and my phone that the totals would go up and down with each hit of “refresh”, and then eventually would settle. Wasn’t sure what that meant, but I mentioned that it probably pointed to a weird tick in the polling system, rather than trickery.
Although it could still be shenanigans.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
even if its legit I'm still calling shenanigans
mainly because I just like saying that word
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
What's that place you like to eat at with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
Oh you mean Shenanigans?
You’re talking about Shenanigans, right?
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
hehe
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 2:02 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
For the sake of humanity, please make another movie. Please.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
The Babymakers.
Or something like that.
Or do you mean a Super Troopers sequel?
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
Did that come out after Beerfest?
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
the opening scene is one of my favorite 5 minutes of any movie ever
but overall I think I like Beerfest better
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
I love them all.
I rented Slammin Salmon when it first came out on dvd and probably watched it 10 times before returning it. Just got better and better.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
I've never seen that one
looks like I know what I’m doing tonight
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
Beerfest is simply one of the best comedys of all time
If you disagree, it’s because you’re wrong.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Gil's brother Landfill
is the greatest plot device in any movie ever made, period.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
Great movie when drunk (i was crying it was so funny)
ok when sober
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
Super Troopers 2 is being made/done.
Its a prequel, same actors playing their respective characters’ dads.
Im super cited.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
It'll be made, but when and if it'll be a sequel or prequel seems to change every year.
Last I heard, it was going to be a sequel.
They also have said they have at least two movies to do before they can tackle ST2 or Potfest.
I think they’ll try and get out their creative ideas before they go for the sure fire crowd pleasers.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
I had heard rumors...didn't know it was true
If so, I’m joining you in super-citedness.
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by Commander_Nate on Jan 16, 2012 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
jeeeez, I'm getting worked in the poll
I hate you all
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You are not down by much
by no means a Dono-Romanticanian deficit.
"DOV all the way
Just compare the signature lines. Phi’s is terrible, just like his skidmark…errr…"mohawk". "
its cool, I'm just playin
perhaps we belong together in the loser’s circle, along with Mayhem. CommNate is no longer part of our sweet clique, he’s a winner, and we don’t take too kindly to winners.
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
hey now..
The last couple hours was the FIRST time I’ve been ahead in the poll.. quityerbitchin..
We still have another day of this…
shenanigans!
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
besides, as the social media director of the site, I should lose to you
your voice carries much farther than mine. stupid facebook. :)
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
If you're REALLY cool, you'll lose. That's what's happened so far(or at least that's what I'm telling myself).
It’s like being back in high school. You just got eliminated from the spelling bee, so now while that contest finishes up, you’re sneaking out to meet me, Turks Teeth, Phislamma and Canard in the parking lot to smoke cigarettes and listen to Deep Purple in Opiejeanne’s Camaro. We are the cool guys.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
Hahaha. Now, it's a perfect tie.
233 to 233.
I think the voting system just lags to make things more exciting.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 4:14 PM PST reply actions
Or it's shenanigans.
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
man, what an emotional roller-coaster
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
I made it a tie. :-)
I voted for 2pints simply in protest of the official Halos Heaven facebook page telling me to vote for patti.
there are days when i feel like the Jack Nicholson character in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
…oh shit look at what i created…
it wasn’t against the rules.. so why shouldn’t I have posted there???
Besides, more traffic here=more fun for us, more ad money for the Rev. Both good things.
you tell her I'll see her in any dive bar in Vegas to duke it out again
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
VoteBot has spoken!
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 7:49 PM PST reply actions
did you NOT know that you don’t have to be a member here to vote???
I posted a link on my facebook to ask my friends to vote, that’s all..
Im stirring the controversy pot.
I believe you.
That said…VoteBot shenanigans!!!
"Lose your pants and only good things can happen."-MayhemInTheHood
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 16, 2012 8:20 PM PST up reply actions
Shenanigans!
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 16, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
If I could, I'd vote for you again
and again…what this means is that one person is deciding these contests. Great.
Well, come see a fat old man some time!
I'm just waiting for the "Dewey Beats Truman" headline.....
followed by VoteBot with a malicious grin
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
VoteBot strikes again
and makes 2pints the beneficiary. Lucky bastard
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
Six six six, the number of the beast.
2 Pints of Booze was spawned to be released.
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by Mayheminthehood on Jan 17, 2012 7:40 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Drink my booze and BOW DOWN
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by 2pintsofbooze on Jan 17, 2012 8:15 AM PST up reply actions
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