Bartolo Colon to the A's
[Insert fat joke here]
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the king of CERA
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Attach an artificial trunk on him
and he can double as the mascot.
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 15, 2012 9:17 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Moneyball: Where we pay top dollar per pound
"F it, let's pitch." - Ervin Santana
by Chzburger Jones on Jan 15, 2012 10:15 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Written into the contract is an incentive for sacks prevented.
Get it? Because he’s blocking for Carson Palmer? You guys don’t get it.
by Halowitz on Jan 15, 2012 10:20 PM PST via mobile reply actions
wait, wait I think I might get it
he’s fat
"id take 5th Dimention Wormhole Rivera over Wells any day of the week"
-clover_black
by the king of CERA on Jan 15, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
It's fitting that he goes to the A'ss.
by PieceOfAase on Jan 15, 2012 10:33 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I think I am going to refer to them as the Fathletics this season.
And any further years he remains with them.
by Halowitz on Jan 15, 2012 10:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
They should bring back John Kruk to DH.
He’d probably be one of their better hitters still.
"F it, let's pitch." - Ervin Santana
by Chzburger Jones on Jan 16, 2012 12:35 AM PST up reply actions
If he pitches anything like he did last year...
they’ll trade him by the deadline.
So get your Fathletic jokes in while you can!
PENGUID
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 15, 2012 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
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Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 15, 2012 10:57 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
はい。
Your Angels: Telling Pythagoras to go to hell since 2004.
by sheisalovelyladyandmyapologiestoher on Jan 15, 2012 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
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دهن
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dick
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graisses
rasva
taba
"id take 5th Dimention Wormhole Rivera over Wells any day of the week"
-clover_black
by the king of CERA on Jan 15, 2012 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awjzCpcSrhc
This is a sig.
by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jan 15, 2012 10:40 PM PST reply actions
dude's so fat
he uses the tarp as a wind breaker
from his own gas
When Bartolo Colon wears the A's gold jersey everyone will yell, "Hey Taxi!"
"One time, when we got back to the locker room, all of our clothes were gone," Trout recalled. "They left me a Lady Gaga costume and I had to wear it."
He covers first with chocolate and whipped cream
He uses his own gravity for changeups
OK, you do better:)
Jeff Mathis 2005-2011. Never forget.
by LittleCupcakes on Jan 15, 2012 11:51 PM PST reply actions
I would insert a fat joke, except there isn't room.
Bartolo’s fat ass has taken up all the available space.
"Grantland Rice, the great sportswriter, once said 'It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.'
Well, Grantland Rice can go to hell as far as I am concerned." - Gene Autry
by Angelsfan015 on Jan 16, 2012 12:10 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I heard that he plans on building on last year's success with two new pitches:
The banana splitter
The slider (with cheese, pickle, and thousand island)
"Yoy! And double Yoy!"
by Captain Thailand on Jan 16, 2012 12:11 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Hmmmmm its wierd that a team in an all out barnsale
would take on a cow
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
by ItCouldHappen on Jan 16, 2012 12:21 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Ha! If I had a beer in my hand...
I would have spilled it while laughing.
"Yoy! And double Yoy!"
by Captain Thailand on Jan 16, 2012 12:24 AM PST up reply actions
First he has to pass
a really big league physical.
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
by NathanielS on Jan 16, 2012 6:59 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Really big
…they’ll be measuring his weight be looking at gravitational ripples on the surface of the sun
I see red people
How does one measure the weight of a dead star?
Unlike this cat, my love for the LAA will never die.
Not a wise move
Unless Billy Beane wants to recreate Loma Prieta every time Bartolo finishes his windup.
GORGEOUS BOURJOS! *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
by Of Maicer and Men on Jan 16, 2012 9:33 AM PST via mobile reply actions
not that is too far
Forget Tebow
Andy Lee is the second coming of Jesus
-ME
by DAD OF VLAD on Jan 16, 2012 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
Colon?? A'ss? way too many gastrointestinal jokes to come up with this year!
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
by ladybug on Jan 16, 2012 11:44 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
"id take 5th Dimention Wormhole Rivera over Wells any day of the week"
-clover_black
by the king of CERA on Jan 16, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
sniff sniff
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
Sell the billboard space on his uniform to pay for his contract
Moneyball !
CONGER, CONGER, CONGER !!!
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