Baseball 2011: Reflections Thru Internet Memes...
How to pass a rainy day: mashup some of the top Internet memes with that insidiously irreverent Halo perspective, while not giving a crap about taste or sensibilities when the obvious opportunity presents itself.
Sure, we have a bucket load of memes internal to our site. But out there in the interwebs, where the vast wilderness lies silent and (im)patiently waiting the civilizing plows of Angels fandom, other concepts of humor have taken root and have thrived. I have gathered here a few of the more common fruits, harvested their seed, and raised them in that tequila and beer infused hydroponic animus that is particularly Halos Heaven.
Ladies and Gentlemen, before this all becomes passe:
FUTURAMA FRY:
SCUMBAG STEVE:
MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD:
RYAN GOSLING "HEY GIRL...":
REBECCA BLACK:
(Oh, yeah. I go there...)
CHEMISTRY CAT:
PHILOSORAPTOR:
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS:
60s SPIDERMAN:
INCEPTION:
ARROW TO THE KNEE:
PLANKING:
Y U NO:
CHUCK TESTA:
CONDESCENDING WONKA:
HIPSTER ARIEL:
JOSEPH DUCREUX:
PAULA DEAN RIDES:
(Particularly topical, don't you think??)
DOV BABY:
FRANCSECO SCHETTINO:
(Too soon? Nah!)
AND, FINALLY, COURAGE PANTHER:
(This one will need to evolve it's way onto a shirt someday)
This Fan-Post is authored by an independent fan. Tell us what you think and how you feel.
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Two thumbs up!!
I like the one’s for Chemistry Cat and Scumbag Steve.
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes
by johnnyangel101 on Jan 21, 2012 11:52 AM PST reply actions
The Scumbag Steve one is pretty close to the truth
Scumbag Steve’s real name is Blake Boston, he’s in a rap group called “Beantown Mafia,” but I really hope he’s a Red Sox fan too. It’s actually a brown/wheat A-Tooth New Era Red Sox cap that’s no longer available, similiar to this one:

"Don't take life for granted, because tomorrow isn't promised to any one of us." -Kirby Puckett
"Tell Gardy there's nobody around to protect him now." Ozzie Guillen
by less cowbell, more 'neau on Jan 24, 2012 8:18 AM PST up reply actions
Does anyone else think that little kid looks like Patton Oswalt?
by Halowitz on Jan 21, 2012 12:03 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
~clap~clap~clap~
great rainy day stuff.
"We are the JeDi, the ultimate power in the universe. We will do as we choose. And we will destroy any who dare stand in our way."
I've seen enough Ryan Gosling to last a life time
grew a beard over the summer at the behest of the significant other, and now I’m “that dude from the notebook in the scene when he had a beard” to 65% of people.
And now I learn that asshat is also an internet meme?
WHERE DID HE COME FROM.
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by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jan 21, 2012 1:01 PM PST reply actions
For a celeb, he ain't half bad...
He does good work in Africa and also plays in a surprisingly half-decent band called Dead Man’s Bones which is has this cool, goth-pop slant minus the cliches.
Plus, HOW GOOD WAS DRIVE?!
Here’s a song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnEkboR86h0
"The Transplant" (So. Cal boy stuck in NYC)
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Jan 21, 2012 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
Drive was my favorite movie of the year
but suddenly a guy who was in nothing for several years is in like a million movies the summer after people keep saying I’m the disheveled Notebook version of him. Nevermind that I’m a scrawny sack of shit.
I refused to see that movie before the comparisons. Now I never will.
Not a bad song, though.
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by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jan 21, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Reminds me of Arcade Fire meets goths
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by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jan 21, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
more lo-fi...
less full of themselves.
"The Transplant" (So. Cal boy stuck in NYC)
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Jan 21, 2012 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
So you subscribe to the Kings of Leon school of thought
re: Arcade Fire?
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by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jan 21, 2012 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
i dunno what that means...
Generally, I don’t care how much of an asshole celebs/musicians/figures are in real life. As long it doesnt mess with what they are creating then who cares what they are like.
I don’t care too much for Arcade Fire. That first offering was pretty great but I haven’t really been into everything else. Kings of Leon = lame.
"The Transplant" (So. Cal boy stuck in NYC)
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Jan 21, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
Not that good.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 21, 2012 2:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
better than you naked.
"The Transplant" (So. Cal boy stuck in NYC)
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Jan 21, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
Juuuuuuuuuust barely. Maybe.
"You say this game go 9 innings...you lie!"
by Mayheminthehood on Jan 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions
AWESOME.
"The Transplant" (So. Cal boy stuck in NYC)
by BryanHarvey'sMoustache on Jan 21, 2012 1:05 PM PST reply actions
gansta
The score dictated they pass
by norcaliangelsfan on Jan 21, 2012 5:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Very good!
"Ballplayers play baseball. Hrrmmmff." -Jose Mota
you had me at "animus"
and then there were just cartoon pictures. :(
"One time, when we got back to the locker room, all of our clothes were gone," Trout recalled. "They left me a Lady Gaga costume and I had to wear it."
Is this a warm-up to the Stirrups/YETIJUICE match set for January 23?
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.
Poor ARIEL
I feel sorry for her – on so many levels.
You mean CNN's latest hit reality show
“Last Retard Standing: South Carolina?”
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by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jan 21, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
The torii huner planking one was great
"id take 5th Dimention Wormhole Rivera over Wells any day of the week"
-clover_black
by the king of CERA on Jan 21, 2012 5:34 PM PST reply actions
I'm liking the courage panther a ton
and Hipster Ariel pretty much is spot on for the Mathis fans
"Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Peter Bourjos" ~ markinca
Next rainstorm I'm a gonna cleanup them whiskers
And adding a halo and it’s on.
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
by Stirrups on Jan 21, 2012 11:55 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Francseco Schettino
looks way too much like Peter Stormare.
Now I know who will someday play him in the Lifetime Original Film.
I’d love to hear that Swede try to force an Italian accent.
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by Caseys Kiss of Death on Jan 21, 2012 9:51 PM PST reply actions
Oh yeah. After all...
…we got Albert Friggin’ Pujuls!!!
Dear Texas: "One, two...........THREE!" The next number IS THREE!!!
by Stirrups on Jan 21, 2012 11:42 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am way to poorly cultured.....
so many of these references fell upon my deaf ears….
When I flip a coin I dont say heads or tails, I say Halos or Spurs
Late to this party, man, don't know how I missed it!??!
Awesome job, my favs:
FUTURAMA FRY
MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
PHILOSORAPTOR
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
COURAGE PANTHER
Kick Texas' Pujols!

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